Why spend money buying nice gifts for your children when you can waste that same amount of pesos on swan boat rides with escorts? Very Ralphamale way of thinking.
Aylawgs seething over the ralphachad
He cant buy a present for the Tortas Guy because Tortas Guy's wife is entirely creeped out. He cant buy a present for the escort because she only accepts pesos. Dont know about Beach Tripod Person though. Maybe they would appreciate a cuban or a slightly scuffed designer murse.
The only way he's sending Rozy anything is if he believes it'll make Meigh actually reply to his barrage of texts instead of getting a restraining order. However, you're correct. The only time I saw a clip of Ralph here contemplating getting Xander a gift was when he said he wanted to get Xander a pair of his extremely gay pit viper glasses because Xander "loved them". Then he instantly decided "nah they'll probably get thrown away".
The coward couldnāt even say ākidsā. Had to say āā¦ connectionsā¦ā. But if he knows enough that if he flat out says heās not buying anything for his kids heāll lose even more support why even tweet this at all?
He eats out hooker asshole, for sure he AIDS.
he's being super coy and clever in his usual insufferable, faggoty way.
He can't say IBS circles, IBS sphere because he is afraid he'd be labelled fat. He can't say this line of work because people might think he has a drug habit. So he comes up with the Ralphism called the "sektur".
Donāt forget how in a fit of rage he lost the stroller that was also a car seat from Harry Morris which is why Rozy was constantly being carried by Meigh like some sort of old timey ball and chain they put on prisoners and you just knew Ralph never held her.
"They're bullying me gaydur! They bullied out of the country, they bullied me out of saying their names, they bullied me out using common words, they bullied me out of posting revenge porn, they bullied me out of see muh connekshuns, they bullied me out of seeing my dyin' mama, they bullied me out of having a good time drinkin', they bullied me out of my co-hosts... DA RALPHAMALE'S SCARED GAYDUR!"
Ralph could have simply wedged the baby in between his 4 tits like a papoose.
Never. He's the state of Virginia's problem now. Ethan doesn't have loyalty to blood, only to himself regardless of whatever he says.
If a gunt yells in a Mexican piss bunker, will anyone hear him?
