Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 22.0%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 29.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 41 14.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 95 33.2%

  • Total voters
    286
I don't think it's Mindset because he doesn't really make that much money. Law and Lumber fits the bill the most because he had a mini-Rittenhouse with the maya case. But he was on Nick stream during the kirk spergout. So it must be a recent thing. Can someone think of anyone else that fits the bill?

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What makes it worse is that Nick engages in exactly the same behaviors. He has his own list of maladies and he also uses them in the same ways. You have two crazy people living in that house who each want to avoid any adult responsibilities.

I'd launched into a rant about that as well, but decided I was being over the top. But I agree. I'm not sure whether Kayla learned the behaviour from Nick, Nick learned it from Kayla or it's just a folie a deux, but it's definitely a function of the comfortable monied class. And I suspect some degree of them copying each other in respect of these imaginary conditions.

When I think about the women in my own life, my mother, my wife, my sisters, my daughters -- none of them ever take time off work, regardless of how ill they are. They had to be literally unable to stand before they'd take a day off work. For my mother's generation, it was really because if you didn't work, you didn't get paid. But for my wife's generation, it was more about letting your colleague's down. The work had to get done. If you didn't do it, either somebody else would, or it'd be there waiting for you when you got back.

Nobody ever had any of these 'imaginary' ailments. OK, I know there's nothing imaginary about depression or anxiety or what have you, but it's strange how they're so much less of a problem in those countries where if you don't work, you don't fucking eat.
I’m in the minority here in that I feel like Kayla gets a bad rap and is probably much more functional than anyone gives her credit for. People I know who have met her have only positive things to say about her.

I'm sure Kayla is perfectly personable in real life -- though I'm not sure how functional she could be. She'd be a lot more functional if she wasn't continually obsessing about her imaginary illnesses though.

I've never heard anybody suggest that she was a victim of CSA before though. Are you just speculating here?
 
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Late on the LOCALS highlight summary, but I'll blame the cold I have had for the last few days...

- New location that is not the kitchen.

- Nick wore new jeans ans the dye wore off onto his hands. He argues with chat that washing before you wear them is stupid.

- He goes over his weird Dreamwich snack he created in detail, yet again.

- He does not like Daily Wire and told jokes about how bad they all are. None of them can give masculine advice. Candace Owens does not have a good body.

- Lauren DeLaguna was on a skinny vs. fat panel, and he talked about how much he wanted to be on it.

- He has accomplished a lot in his life and does not have so much more to accomplish. He was on Tim Pool's show and Jesse Lee Peterson. He wants to go on Theo Vaughn's podcast with Bobby Lee because they are funny. He also wants to go on Mayer's Wet Spot. He wants to say Asian slurs to Lee.

- Other than that, he just wants to tell fat women that they are fat. He likes giving relationship advice because it makes people mad and he enjoys it.

- He has been lax about guests because of seasonal depression. He wants to get Judge Joe Brown on. 1 day of depression messes up 4 good days. He switches constantly between 'I/me' and 'you/they' pronouns that someone else mentioned.

- He cannot be like he was during Rittenhouse and Depp because he does not have that content. People do not understand that and do not know what they really want. He cannot find 'funny lawsuits' that are contemporary, but he would if one was out there. He also does not have the schedule to cover all the trials people have suggested either.

- He did not do a film stream the previous night like he promised because no other streamer responded to invitation to watch with him. He did not have the motivation and just slept.
 
- Nick wore new jeans ans the dye wore off onto his hands. He argues with chat that washing before you wear them is stupid.
So he literally complains about the thing that happens if you don't wash before you wear them, then drunkenly argues you shouldn't do the thing that prevents that? What a fuckoff.
He likes giving relationship advice because it makes people mad and he enjoys it.
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one's streaming persona should remain very narrow contextually. Our dear Alcoholic Faggot here could have continued raking in money if he'd just pretended he understood the legal system and concerned his streams with only that
I think Nick started the whole streaming thing with intent to be famous and let his narcissistic genius shine, much like many cows who get into streaming. I imagine he pitched streaming to his wife and family as a way for him to enhance his law career, meet other lawyers, etc etc. Once the streaming became big and profitable enough he was able to do away with the lawyering and law persona and settling into Nick. People came to watch Nick not that stupid stuff after all! And this is where the dive really begins. How dare they question Nick isn’t that why they’re there, not for the law stuff but for Nick! That’s why we’re seeing these drunken 2am streams where he rants about nothing and why he doesn’t feel a need to put in effort with law cases while he rises to cowdom. In fact Nicks now doing stand up!
 
Yes. I’ve also seen nothing that leads me to believe her afflictions are imaginary. It’s not like she’s claiming to have fibromyalgia.

No, I'm using the term 'imaginary' very loosely. I'm sure she believes she suffers from all the conditions that she has. I'm sure she has doctors who reinforce her belief that she has those conditions.

But I strongly suspect her life would dramatically improve if she just started living as though she was a healthy woman. I think her primary affliction is the thing that used to be called 'neurosis', but psychological problems are obviously a real thing and it definitely appears to affect the quality of her life.

I don't have the impression she's a narcissist like Nick. Being married to a narcissist might be the biggest problem that she has.

I don't get CSA vibes from her, but I haven't actually seen that much of her on screen. But I've never seen her say or do anything that would raise a red flag in that respect.
 
>can not find funny lawsuits
>Patrick S. Tomlinson’s existence

I’m guessing Anthony Cumia and Chrissie have told him not to cover that because it would attract ONA people. The fact that Nick can ignore his sheer girth makes me think something is up. Either interference from the Anthony “Ride the (Sue) Lightening” Cumia or Nick see’s himself in Patrick with the twitter posts and drinking.
 
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>can not find funny lawsuits
>Patrick S. Tomlinson’s existence

I’m guessing Anthony Cumia and Chrissie have told him not to cover that because it’s attract ONA people. The fact that Nick can ignore his sheer girth makes me think something is up. Either interference from the Anthony “Got pegged by Sue Lightening” Cumia or Nick see’s himself in Patrick with the twitter posts and drinking.
Fucking this

Patrick fucking filed a 27 pages PRO SE seething document whining to the judge. It's absolutely FREE content that Nick could have easily jumped in 1-2 good fun streams, introduced fatty to his audience, and could do multiple recurring bit on fatrick because let's be real fatrick is just a fun guy to laugh at. I still can't fathom why this particular crossover didn't happen, while Nick has no trouble shitting on keffals, or caraballo the fat spic and other subhumans.
 
- He has been lax about guests because of seasonal depression. He wants to get Judge Joe Brown on. 1 day of depression messes up 4 good days. He switches constantly between 'I/me' and 'you/they' pronouns that someone else mentioned.
Seasonal depression. What a fucking cope. Definitely has nothing to do with more and more people making fun of him and having fewer supporters and viewers. Even Null warned him a year ago to not pursue this path of hedonism and degeneracy.
 
I don't think it's Mindset because he doesn't really make that much money. Law and Lumber fits the bill the most because he had a mini-Rittenhouse with the maya case. But he was on Nick stream during the kirk spergout. So it must be a recent thing. Can someone think of anyone else that fits the bill?

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I think you're expecting Nick's complaints to be anchored in reality and logic. This is a mistake.
 
- He cannot be like he was during Rittenhouse and Depp because he does not have that content. People do not understand that and do not know what they really want. He cannot find 'funny lawsuits' that are contemporary, but he would if one was out there. He also does not have the schedule to cover all the trials people have suggested either.
This comes off as a kid explaining why he didn't get his home work done. I doubt much of the trial audience is still around. The streams he does really well on is drama and IBS. That is easy to do and something he enjoys. He really has nothing else to offer at this point.
 
I don't get CSA vibes from her, but I haven't actually seen that much of her on screen. But I've never seen her say or do anything that would raise a red flag in that respect.
Unfortunately I have a lot of experience dealing with adult survivors of CSA and the hyper-sexualization, attention-seeking behavior and lack of boundaries around sex are all major red flags. Her depression and anxiety (and the crying meltdowns on stream about not being “good enough”) on their own wouldn’t make me suspect this but taken together she seems like a textbook case. Not to mention the shitty ink. “Every tattoo is a painting daddy ignored, just like my cries for help,” as one survivor once put it to me.

Not to mention she felt safe with Nick because he “lied” to her that he was gay.

I strongly suspect her life would dramatically improve if she just started living as though she was a healthy woman.
There’s a lot to be said for “fake it till you make it,” but genuine emotional and mental health issues are so commonplace that I find this a rather uncharitable assumption. She might not have had “living as a healthy woman” modeled for her in the first place.

I hope they find a way to have a happy and healthy marriage because their kids have suffered enough and divorce is fucking brutal. But if they split, I hope she takes him to the cleaners and uses the proceeds to get proper help.
 
I think The Critical Drinker pulls it off, but he's pretty clearly hamming it up and intentionally playing to the drunk Scotsman stereotype as a character in his videos.

Nick isn't an act. Nick is a full on alcoholic with mind rot.
Late AF but critical drinker used to get really drunk in his old videos .I think they were just called drunken reviews. Not so much now.

You can tell the difference between an actually drunk CD and the character he plays.
 
The our wife guarding is always interesting to me. She married an obviously gay man, who by his own admission, told her straight up that he was gay when they met for his money. She never had to work and for a long time didn't have to do or worry about anything but being barefoot and pregnant because the inlaws money was keeping them stable. Pregnancy plays havoc on normal women's minds let alone an attention whore who lives in bumfuck nowhere with a gay husband who after the comments he has made very publicly lately about how pregnancy destroyed her body and how he hates fat women probably didn't touch her throughout the entire pregnancy every time so he could go jerk off in his basement alone. She's had seven or eight pregnancies in fifteen years after that rollercoaster, despite having her family nearby. it's no wonder she got bored and slipped further into her neuroses especially since balldoman has told countless stories over the years about how little time they actually spend together even before the big all day trial streams. I think someone else mentioned it before but he has spent so many years gaslighting her and treating her exactly like he treats his youtube audience she has no shred of real respect left for him, the only self esteem boost she is willing to put in the effort to get is other men finding her attractive, which to e fair to her after being married to a neglectful narcissist for so long you go girl.
She's invested twenty years into the strategy of wait for my gay husband's parents to die so I can clean him out of his inheritance and now that she can't have any more kids and doesn't have to take care of the youngest ones as much she is fully ready to ride the bbc carousel and cuck her gay husband until she laughs all the way to the bank with half his inheritance. I fully believe she is the one pushing the degeneracy and he is too wetbrained and in love with the bottle to even pretend to give a shit anymore, he has to maintain the facade that he still likes/tolerates her for the sake of his and her parents and his streaming career but they are both finally getting what they have wanted since they were twenty years old, an endless supply of black dick for both of them, since balldoman (incorrectly) assumes that the money will always flow and he doesn't need mommy and daddy anymore. My prediction if he does announce a divorce before his parents are dead we will need to do some investigative work to find out if his parents disowned him from the will.
As for why she would have so many kids with him if she doesn't want to be with him in the first place I think part of that is family and societal expectations she probably wanted to be a "mom" the other and probably more important part is that her gay husband doesn't like condoms and probably refused to ever wear them so if she ever wanted to have sex it was either rawdogging or some other form of birth control. If her mental health issues are real and played a part in her life before her first pregnancy then I would be hesitant if I was her to get on the pill, and other forms of contraception aren't sexy or exactly fool proof, and I bet balldoman shamed her into not using them because they aren't sexy either. Then when she told him not to nut in her it was a week long pout fest of "what are you a prude? You're supposed to be my wife. A. Man. Nuts. In. His. Wife." I shudder to think what that ongoing temper tantrum was like to deal with for so many years.

tl;dr: they are codependent and deserve each other.
 
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I think The Critical Drinker pulls it off, but he's pretty clearly hamming it up and intentionally playing to the drunk Scotsman stereotype as a character in his videos.

Nick isn't an act. Nick is a full on alcoholic with mind rot.
He mostly mixes it with cola and cheap whiskey to keep up the character's appearance. One of the times he revealed this is the Mark Rolston interview.
 
Fucking this

Patrick fucking filed a 27 pages PRO SE seething document whining to the judge. It's absolutely FREE content that Nick could have easily jumped in 1-2 good fun streams, introduced fatty to his audience, and could do multiple recurring bit on fatrick because let's be real fatrick is just a fun guy to laugh at. I still can't fathom why this particular crossover didn't happen, while Nick has no trouble shitting on keffals, or caraballo the fat spic and other subhumans.
I think it literally is Chrissie and Compund Media (Cumia’s company) not wanting the ONA guys to attack Joe “Nana” and Anthony Cumia through Nick somehow.

The stand-up thing and Chrissie getting on Geeks and Gamers makes me think that Nick might be a fucking retard who got used like a footstool not just within LawTube.
Like Dick they give him bad advice and he literally cannot read social cues.

@Null did you ever talk to Nick about Tomlinson? It seemed like the perfect thing for him, but the only reason I can think why he didn’t beyond laziness is Chrissie Mayer being Joe Cumia’s employee and ONA as a whole.
 
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