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[DavidS877]

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Ambulances would be a real issue, but don't yank cities have those red firehose outlets? "Motorcycle firefighters" could work as long as nobody ever needs a ladder.

Yes, there are plenty of fire hydrants. You still have to get the hundreds of pounds of hose there. And the fire fighters. And fire trucks have auxiliary pumps to boost the pressure because hydrants may be hundreds of feet from the fire and have fairly low water pressure relative to the amount you want for a fire. There's a reason fire trucks weigh tens of thousands of pounds, and some carry a bit of water to get started while the hoses are being hooked up. Also, giant ladders to get to the top of the apartment buildings they want us to live in, etc.

 

[Yamamura]

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I'd like to imagine when the patient is flat lining the bicycle ambulance man casually hit the brakes, slows down and starts using the defibrillator and then goes back to pedaling every quarter mile. Like something out of a comedy sketch.

 

[Aegir]

Motorcycle firefighters" could work as long as nobody ever needs a ladder.

Motorcycles are carbrained, so that won't work. Replace them with hub motor powered level 2 ebikes (anything above 15mph with a steep acceleration curve is dangerous) and it would be perfect.

 

[WelperHelper99]

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Ambulances would be a real issue, but don't yank cities have those red firehose outlets? "Motorcycle firefighters" could work as long as nobody ever needs a ladder.

Speaking completely seriously, I guess you could integrate motorcycles as some sort of rapid deployment force in a fire brigade. You'd still need trucks for the heavy lifting, ladders like you said. That and fires where hydrants aren't.

 

[ComStar]

They've finally acknowledged that cars are useful:
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I'd like to see them try hauling a drumkit around without a van. Not a Neil Peart-esque monster kit, mind you. A basic-ass kick/snare/hi-hat/2-3 toms and a couple of cymbals drumkit. I would pay to see them trying to get that shit into public transport or onto a bike trailer.

Musicians use tour buses for a reason.

 

[quaawaa]

Apparently driving makes your balls hot:

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Someone posts an article showing that cyclists have reduced sperm counts. The response is nonsensical:

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Hilarious words coming from people who repulse every woman they meet:

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[WelperHelper99]

Apparently driving makes your balls hot:
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Someone posts an article showing that cyclists have reduced sperm counts. The response is nonsensical:
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Carballs. That's a new one. I'd like to see if there's multiple studies supporting this or just one guys thesis paper. I just want to get my science straight

Hilarious words coming from people who repulse every woman they meet:
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Pretty sure women like guys with cars lol. Always kind of have. Proves you can be relied upon

 

[Steam Deck Verified]

Pretty sure women like guys with cars lol. Always kind of have. Proves you can be relied upon

"Hanging out the passenger side of his best friend's ride" was a line in No Scrubs for a reason. Unless you live in NYC or something, having no car screams broke/jobless with a subprime credit score/mountainous debt, or multiple DUIs, or just a brainwashed loon who sold his car because his house is five minutes from work -- and I'll be expected to constantly truck his ass around.

I've met countless women who are such passenger princesses that they rarely drive and haven't filled up their own gas tank in years, because their boyfriends/husbands consider it the man's job. Not sure where fuckcars thinks these masses of panting, fertile bangmaids who admire their dogma will come from. Maybe a stray childfree weirdo or two, but the average woman is not going to be impressed by the idea that she will have to walk to the hospital while in labor to deliver her baby, which the subreddit parrots as a completely sensible option for everyone.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Carballs. That's a new one. I'd like to see if there's multiple studies supporting this or just one guys thesis paper. I just want to get my science straight

Pretty sure women like guys with cars lol. Always kind of have. Proves you can be relied upon

The virgin sterile cyclist scrote vs the chad carballs

 

[Car Won't Crank]

Apparently driving makes your balls hot:
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Someone posts an article showing that cyclists have reduced sperm counts. The response is nonsensical:
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Are they circlejerking about a publication from 2000? Cars have heated and ventilated seats now even in more budget oriented cars. The cooling is good enough to freeze your balls on a July afternoon in Arizona.

 

[Yamamura]

Someone posts an article showing that cyclists have reduced sperm counts. The response is nonsensical:

Very fitting that they run with the study that benefits their narrative and quickly dismiss a study that says something that doesn't. It's also funny the guy below doesn't acknowledge if you're on the bike you're the one breathing in all the said harmful chemicals since you're the one outside.

Though a lot of the fuckcars crowd are the same people I can imagine that promote being child free and had vasectomies "for the environment". So I don't think fertility should matter to them.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Apparently driving makes your balls hot:
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Reminds me of Saudi claims about the vibrations of a car causing problems for women reproductive systems as a "scientific" way to justify the woman driving ban.

 

[quaawaa]

Apparently driving makes your balls hot:
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Someone posts an article showing that cyclists have reduced sperm counts. The response is nonsensical:
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Some more comments from the thread:

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https://news.harvard.edu/gazette/st...r-falling-human-sperm-count-may-be-overblown/ (Archive)
https://bcmj.org/articles/global-decline-male-fertility-fact-or-fiction (Archive)
https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/14647273.2021.1917778 (Archive)

 

[LaxerBRO]

Based AI likes cars:
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Apparently driving makes your balls hot:
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Someone posts an article showing that cyclists have reduced sperm counts. The response is nonsensical:
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First, who the hell drives for two hours a day for a single journey?

Second, if you are driving for two hours a day one way, perhaps their are issues with your life that should be fixed before reproducing.

 

[Midwit]

First, who the hell drives for two hours a day for a single journey?

Truckers.

 

[Yamamura]

Truckers.

And I'm wiling to bet the average trucker has more kids than the average fuckcars user. But any number is higher than zero.

 

[LaxerBRO]

Truckers.

Sure, most road transport occupations require that many hours in a vehicle but I think that just comes with the job rather than being a possible consequence.

 

[quaawaa]

Winter weather is upon us. Let's see what the urbanists think about it:




The rain is fine, but the cold really sucks:

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So much for the NJB take of "if Finish people (only applies to Helsinki city center residents) can bike in the winter, then you can too!":

They're not wearing masks because they're afraid of covid, but rather because they help to keep their face warm (have they never heard of a balaclava or scarf?):

They also discuss how to live a car-free life in a hot climates:

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[Yamamura]

Winter weather is upon us. Let's see what the urbanists think about it:

I thought this interaction was kind of funny how their positions switch to whatever they feel is the higher ground. It's almost like a playground interaction.

"You're going to get wet anyway carbrain".
"I park inside a garage so I don't have to get wet"
"Oh yeah, well I like getting wet in the rain. Imagine not walking through the rain. Getting wet is actually a good thing"


It never ceases to amuse me with their obsession over what is considered manly to them. As if wanting to be needlessly inconvenienced is the epitome of manliness according to them. This is something akin to what a child would think. There's such thing as just choosing the smarter way to do something instead of trying to impress what some imaginary person thinks. Also there's an obvious contradiction in his own statement. "I'm annoyed by having my shoes wet, but I don't care that much". So which is it do you care or do you not care?

Reminds me of a somewhat unrelated story:
As a child I was going camping with my uncle who was a vet and as we're starting a campfire I noticed he was using newspaper as firestarter. I naively pointed out to him that isn't the way real men start a fire. He looked back at me and said, "well then we'll let those guys be whatever they want to be. I just want to get this damn fire started".

 

[Chuck McGill]

It never ceases to amuse me with their obsession over what is considered manly to them. As if wanting to be needlessly inconvenienced is the epitome of manliness according to them. This is something akin to what a child would think. There's such thing as just choosing the smarter way to do something instead of trying to impress what some imaginary person thinks. Also there's an obvious contradiction in his own statement. "I'm annoyed by having my shoes wet, but I don't care that much". So which is it do you care or do you not care?

As a rule, I don't generally take advice on manliness from people that uncritically believe a short haircut and a mastectomy makes a man. It's honestly sickening to watch these people try to callously use these concepts against you when they're trying to win an argument. Of all the 'manly' concepts they choose to co-opt, of course they choose the 'embrace the suck' mentality people use primarily as a coping mechanism. If they came across someone actually manly and not LARPing as a manly man with their manicured beards and $300 boots, they would probably call him a chud. They'll also try to subtly fat-shame you for not wanting to ride a bike to your job 30 miles away, but when some 300 lb broad cries because she has to buy an extra seat on the airline, they'll be right there with a post on how disgustingly fatphobic those dang dirty airline companies are.