Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

No one who's seen an actual Native American in their fucking lives will believe this. Why would you double down on such an obvious and stupid lie? It would honestly have been a better move to just call it an off-color (see what I did there?) joke. inb4 that's your next tweet, it's too late to backpedal Boogie.

Rate me MATI but I'm pretty fucking steamed over this. Land stealing paleface that I am, I still like the Natives around here. Fuck this fat tub of goo.

i cant drink vodka anymore, i start fighting. im guessing you are different tho

 

[bravosouth]

Boogie tweeted

Spoiler: this out

earlier, you can tell he's really fallen in love with this new idea because the below youtube video went up within a few hours afterwards. This is especially funny to me because it shows the amount of work that he really puts into any of these rambling videos, this probably went from conception to upload within 3 hours.

Old Man Plays Pokemon Go (Why?) :

Spoiler: video description

The video starts with Boogie talking about a 7 year old game and explaining how it works, just in case you've been living under a rock for most of the last decade. It takes about a minute and a half before he starts talking about how much this game has helped him recently with 'getting out in the world' and 'touching grass'. It's helped him sooo much in fact, he had to use 2 year old video footage of himself walking through a park literally screencaptured from his channel. It's gotten him and Dezi out so much, looking at Xmas lights and Hallowe'en decorations etc..

He makes a point of saying that he uses an 'autocatcher' so he can concentrate on driving, I'm not a Pokemon Go player but like... if I have it right this basically plays the game for you? So him and Dezi just go drive aimlessly 'playing' this game AKA burning gas, when they could be walking and actually doing something for his health? Why would he ever go driving to play this game when he so desperately needs ANY amount of exercise? He brags about walking 13.3km in 3 days, a quick google search shows multiple ways into inflating this number so I don't put any stock in it whatsoever.

He talks about the game being 'basically free to play' but requiring an 'effort and time sink' if you don't want to pay to bypass the grind. How much do we want to bet that he's spent money on bypassing grind that he could have done just by walking? He mentions community days being as cheap as 99 cent up to $5.99 for a monthly event, don't forget that we can immediately double any of these prices because he's paying for him and Dezi to play. 'And honestly I don't mind spending a little bit of money on a free to play game that doesn't have ads that keeps me entertained for several hours a day', shouldn't he have learned DSP's lesson about paying for pixels by now? I wonder how much he's spent in total across both of their accounts...

He says it's the social element that keeps him playing the game, 'it's nice going out into the world with my girlfriend and my other friends and doing these shadow raids and doing these legendary raids, going to parks and just experiencing the world'. I put it to you, humble reader, that if Boogie had really spent the last 3 months out in the real world we surely would have seen it by now. Let's get this straight, he took no pics or videos all this time that he could use in the video? I just flat out don't buy that he is spending all this time with his friends out in the real world gaming, it's like he's reading Nintendo ad copy for chrissakes.

Right around 4 minutes it's like the video hangs a hard right, he starts getting nostalgiac for being a gamer the first week Pokemon Go launched back in July 2016 and even says that it might have been the last time it was 'nice to be a gamer again'. What does this even mean?? He reminisces about how packed his local parks were that first week, as if he really spends a bunch of time out in parks haha. Now we start to see where his earlier tweet comes into play, as he brings up how his mobile devices bring him relief and distract him from 'the anxiety, the politics, whatever's going on in my personal or private life' and Pokemon Go is the perfect example of that.

He basically reiterates his tweet, that the things he loves (video games, Magic, Star Wars) used to allowed him to escape his real life problems but now 'unfortunately most of those things seem to be very deep into talking about that stuff for better or for worse, but the escapism is all but gone for me'. He really stops short of actually saying what his exact beef is or what 'that stuff' is, instead describing them as 'social elements'. Obviously the fence-sitter doesn't want to take any actual position, he just wants to complain without repercussions.

He wraps up the video by describing how Go gives him an escape from the modern world, reminds him of a 'simpler time' (2016??), but even escapism 'from the social media hell I've built for myself' and his own home, blah blah going into nature with friends and forgetting the world sucks. All in all a pretty irrelevant video, and you can really see how it's just an extension of his earlier tweet. I expect to hear a LOT more about this 'modern politics' bullshit from him, I think he feels really impressed with himself for coming up with it.

 

[centaursTesticle [CT]]

It's one of the Binding of Isaac shirts that the creator gifted him for some god-forsaken reason.

I have 0 fucking clue why he gave him all of those shirts considering the fat fuck has never played the games.

Edmund McMillen is pretty cool AFAIK, I like to think he gave Boogie merch for the lulz, considering Boogie is a spitting image for at least 2 different monsters in the game, he's basically a walking cosplay. If I were Edmund, I think I would also probably send a real life disgusting fat flesh-mound lookalike some free merch from my game where a notable opponent happens to resemble him to a T.

Throwback to some of my old tboi postings here when that all went down.
Interesting how every day he looks more and more like the characters from this game he apparently loves so much!

Spoiler: the posts in question

I'm literally playing binding of isaac right now wtf.
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Also it's kind of pathetic how accurate Boogie is to Megafatty. Not even just in appearance, but behavior too.
>"Inhales, drawing in Isaac and any monsters towards him, before then vomiting upwards, unleashing a barrage of projectiles into the air..."
Of course, instead of monsters, it's mountain dew.
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^^ Update on this, I learned how to resprite pedestal items, but that's as far as I've gotten and it also doesn't let me upload thumbnails to the steam workshop so. Someday you can all enjoy killing boogie yourself in the game. Someday.

Is Edmund McMillen actually having this fat fuck model them? I thought boogie was just doing it on his own to get attention and tagging him.

Spoiler: Hehe

Steven J. Williams... you little fucker.. you are a shit of piece with your trash hookers... You won't become back your money! I hope you will in your next time a COW, on a kiwi farm you SUCKER!!!

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I already did him as MegaFatty a while back ITT. the resemblance he has to the fat, putrid, flesh-mound enemies is astounding.

Spoiler: Wordy post tbh

I'm not gonna go on another tBoI fanboy rant, you've all heard what I have to say, but it's pissing me off to an embarrassing extent that he's trying to get into it. And seeing that photo made me feel genuinely nauseous for a few seconds.*

Inb4 he tries to relate Isaac's backstory to his own via Abusive Mom Moment or some shit, ugh.



Also that shirt is fucking massive. I didn't know they got produced in that size, was his shirt custom made?? Dude I could fit like 4 of myself in there. Weird example, I know, but I'm trying to envision how that shirt would fit on the average person (I'm underweight and short so I'm assuming I'd just get lost in there) and It's just someone standing there wearing a bedsheet they cut 3 holes in. What the fuck. I wanna see a picture of that shirt on its own without boogie in it, like laid down on the floor or a bed in a photo. That thing has to be fucking massive.



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Spoiler: PL

I was actually considering buying that exact tshirt for myself (in a normal size, ofc) but after seeing it on boogie I just feel repulsed.. I don't want this bloated douche to feel welcome in the community! if he starts posting more about tBoi I'm going to learn to do code shit and make a visual mod replacing MegaFatty with Boogie and upload it to the steam workshop.

 

[Halloween23]

You don't even have to pay to take part in community day. There's an optional "ticket" where you can get extra items but you can participate in the event just fine without it. It's only $1 usually but it gives you absolutely nothing you can't easily obtain for free.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Wow, Pokémon Go. So hip, very much in touch.

Kill yourself Boogie.

 

[Windy Moors]

It's so nice that a father and daughter can find a wholesome activity that they both enjoy. Pokèmon Go has helped them to bond and spend quality time together. I'm sure she'll cherish these memories when he sadly passes away.

 

[BulletSpongeRTR]

It's so nice that a father and daughter can find a wholesome activity that they both enjoy. Pokèmon Go has helped them to bond and spend quality time together. I'm sure she'll cherish these memories when he sadly passes away.

His grave will be the only place in Arkansas where you can catch a Lardizard.

 

[hitler was just lonely]

This was a solid moment in Boogie history, coincidentally happened right on and around page 1488. Boogie, when confronted about his hypertension, tried to claim that he was Native American and thusly had red skin. No, he did not try to pretend he was just pretending to be retarded, he did not try to say this was a joke. He, at 47 years old, believed that Indians have red skin. I don't know if this is just a classic case of Boogie being retarded, of if he really is this much of an ignorant, racist hillbilly.

This was around the time he started bleaching his camera and appearing bright white, and he tried to claim that he didn't do this, too. I love that he has no shame in renting teenage prostitutes, getting shirtless in public, posting nasty videos and talking about weird sexual shit online, but he is completely ashamed of his health problems and refuses to acknowledge what everyone knows is true. His legs are purple from diabetes? No, he got an infection in his leg, and then it traveled to the other leg (lmao). Half his face is paralyzed from stroke? No, his mom scratched his eye and threw him out of a car (or his brother told him a dog bit him, he doesn't remember). His face is beet fucking red from being a fat sack of shit for 50 years? No, he's Native American (HAHAHAHA).

Maybe being so fat you can't move your face, your legs turn purple and your face turns red kind of hinders your status as a sexy bachelor who bangs totally got young girls and watches them play with toys, doesn't it?

 

[A Bit Concerning]

He dresses himself in lootcrate t-shirts, giant baggy sweat pants and Crocs, has unkempt hair and doesn't shave so he himself looks like an overgrown 15 year old, so it makes it okay?

The lack of testosterone contributes to that quite a bit.

He really does toe the line and do as much as he possibly can to be a sexual deviant without actually committing a crime.

Boogie doesn't have a moral compass, he just goes by whatever is or isn't legal. Sure, everything he's doing is creepy and disgusting - but he justifies it by saying it's legal and by feeding everyone around him bullshit to make him look like a good guy. It's not just that he bases his morality on what's legal - he clearly has urges for high school age girls and he clearly wants to just have a harem of hookers at his side 24/7, but he just goes for whatever will allow him to approximate those experiences legally. It's like taking methadone/suboxone to stop yourself from shooting up heroin all day. Sure, you're not doing the absolute worst thing possible, but you're still constantly doped up on drugs. Boogie isn't breaking the law (that we know of) but he's still doing everything he can to be a creepy pervert.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I wonder if Dezi watches his videos. If so, what must she make of Boogie crafting elaborate lies about how they’ve been spending so much time outdoors these last several months? I suspect he has taken a leaf from Ethan Ralph’s book and blocked her access to KF at the router level and strongly discourages her from watching his YouTube while monitoring her internet usage.

I was actually considering buying that exact tshirt for myself (in a normal size, ofc) but after seeing it on boogie I just feel repulsed.. I don't want this bloated douche to feel welcome in the community!

Don’t let a worthless lying cunt ruin anything for you. Boogie (somehow just about) breathes too, but I wouldn’t recommend swearing off oxygen. You can’t let anyone have that kind of power over you and especially not a waste of human life like Boogie.

 

[Salt_Merchant]

mean one of the ways he justified dating an 18 year old is by saying they're allowed to throw their lives away for an uncaring government, as that's an "adult responsibility".

Im prepared to accept his argument on the provision she signs up at the local recruiting station first.

 

[Fredp123488]

Please no. For Christe sake please no

 

[Salt_Merchant]

Please no. For Christe sake please no

What a terrible day to have eyes

 

[booklover]

I hate this guy so fucking much.

And if she says no? Then what?

 

[Retink Retunk]

Please no. For Christe sake please no

This would be a weird X post for a normal relationship without a massive age gap, but add all of the extra factors of Boogie and it's very unpleasant.

 

[thanksforthelaughs]

Please no. For Christe sake please no

Oh my god, my heart sank into my stomach seeing the thumbnail for the image attachment and was praying it was AI generated. Then I clicked it...

I don't even know what to say anymore. Fucking vile. Absolutely vile.

EDIT: Wait.........Did he delete it??

 

[YaBoi]

Fuck this is so rich coming from Boogie:



Like clockwork, Boogie is baiting the "I'm totally getting healthy guys!" narrative. Without fail he falls back on this one every few months. Nigga, you wake up, pull off your CPAP mask and immediate reach for a Mountain Dew:





There is also one other glaring fault in Boogie's story....pics or it didn't happen.

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Boogie refers to Chris Chan as a "she":

Just thought I'd post that because Boogie said this





Big words from Booger there. Now he's kissing Chris' ass by using the "correct" pronouns. Hopefully someone highlights this or brings this up before or during the podcast because Boogie appears to have forgotten he ever said this.

The fact that Boogie condemned Chris and completely writes him off but now wants to pretend that he is an open book to hear the other side is ridiculous. Either call him a total piece of shit or wait to hear his side of the story. You can't do both. I hope these tweets are brought up if Chris is on the podcast.

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He streamed. I'm sure it was insufferable as usual:

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Yawn. More DSP shit talking from Boogie:



Ironically Boogie's one-sided feud with DSP is about as one-sided as DSP's feuds with Pewdiepie and other big creators.

Boogie also got dragged in the comments.

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Dezi is getting the FUCK she deserves from some Asian dude!




Lol:



Winkleham weighs in:



Wink, you should know better than anyone that Boogie ain't losing weight. For shame.

 

[Die Laughing]

Please no. For Christe sake please no

Ffs, just put her on onlyfans like you want to, Boogie. We all know you have zero principles and will do anything for some attention and a quick buck. If she consents, that’s on her. People have been warning her for months, she chooses to stay.

They’re both so boring with this shit.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

That Santa picture is like something from the John Wayne Gacy archives. Fucking vile.

Winkleham weighs in:

Earlier I typed a comment (but deleted it before posting) about how I was surprised Winkleham hasn’t called CPS or the cops on Boogie for having a girl in his house who looks like a child. I didn’t post it because I was afraid I’d summon him. And now there he is — one of the few people who creep me out as much as Boogie.

 

[whogoesthere]

4 miles in a week. Wow, Shackleton eat your heart out!

I bet his regular hikes to the fridge and to destroy his poor toilet are half of that.