Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 23.8%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.5%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 80 30.8%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 30 11.5%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 84 32.3%
  • Total voters
    260

I'm sorry if it was already mentioned (didn't see it here but things move fast).

Noticed in the Crigler clip that Nick is claiming to have sold 100+ Balldos with his promo code (claims he stopped counting at 100).

Nick says his promo code gives him about 10% of every sale, about 7 dollars.

Also noticed, as pointed out in the YT comments, that around the 20 min mark, Crigler does some noseguarding himself, mocking people that say Nick has changed or become an alcoholic. Smack dab in the middle of a 40 min Balldo struggle session.


Edit: Fuck. Wrong link again.
 
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DaleMcGuy said:
Adam used to be Tim Pool's whipping boy. This behavior is natural to him.
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I think he may have also been the one to introduce the "I made a coffee company" grift into the politisperg circle. If I remember the timeline right, he opened his first, hung out with Jeremy, then suddenly the Hamburger decided to start Coffee Brand Coffee, and all of it probably comes from the same random factory as all the other people who license it.
 
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assman694 said:
The irony of talking about syringes filled with vaginally tightening fluid after saying his wife was all blown out
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“After I buy my wife, she has 5 kids and her vagine hangs like sleeve of wizard. Now she haunts my house jobless shaking her pill bottles and flirting with the help. Dragging her pink sock and distended uterus like deployed parachute. She ruined her body and more importantly my fun, I wish her the best and want her to make all the money in the world, fat, far from me and my trust fund. Jagshemash!”
 
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Tuned into Nick for a second and I regret it. The problem with Rumble is pretty simple, it's a public company, and at some point if it becomes big enough some investment firm like Black Rock will step in, drop some cash, and fuck with the company to turn it into a trooned out platform.

Public companies are cancer.
 
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Retink Retunk said:
I think he may have also been the one to introduce the "I made a coffee company" grift into the politisperg circle. If I remember the timeline right, he opened his first, hung out with Jeremy, then suddenly the Hamburger decided to start Coffee Brand Coffee, and all of it probably comes from the same random factory as all the other people who license it.
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All "influencer" "coffee companies" are just white label companies. Every single one that says "I OWN A COFFEE COMPANY!" is flat out lying. They don't own/lease the machines, buy the beans, or pay the employees. They just hire out to a white label company to do *everything* then they shill their overpriced shit on streams. It's like having T-shirts made by Teespring then turning around and saying you own a clothing printing business.

I get a bit MATI at dishonest people.
 
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Mr.Bucket said:
All "influencer" "coffee companies" are just white label companies. Every single one that says "I OWN A COFFEE COMPANY!" is flat out lying. They don't own/lease the machines, buy the beans, or pay the employees. They just hire out to a white label company to do *everything* then they shill their overpriced shit on streams.

I get a bit MATI at dishonest people.
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No shit, and what bothers me about it is they're dishonest about it to the point of having the company throw a few shirts on with their personal brand logo on for a couple photos and then claim it's their company. Meanwhile a company like Phase Connect comes out and openly states who the company is that makes their coffee and that you're paying for a slight change to the flavors as well as the packaging and they still sell out, so you don't really need all the retarded bullshit these people pull.

I'm with you, it's infuriating, it's straight up fraud.
 
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What is this red spot on Nick's neck?
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Cig burn from the bull. Allegedly.

Snack budget talk, this is great.

"yeah, yeah, yeah". That's a response I'm not used to hearing from Nick. This was in response to "Nick you can't eat those, that (the snack tray) is for your guests."
@elb You're going to eat good tonight in regards to clipping.

Errybody else, it's worth watching live.

Aww shiet, malding has begun in regards to shower texting and Josh.
 
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Is Rekeita having a fucking melty? Dude, calm the fuck down.

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"You're on here bringing it up, tell me right now!" - Nick Rekeita

Hey Nick, you like laughing at fat women? Save yourself time and effort and just yell into a mirror, you no shoulder, bull semen drinking, non-practicing lawyer, alcoholic.

"I GO TO SLEEP AT FIVE IN THE GOD DAMN MORNING!"

Calm down DSP, you make your own schedule, you're not fucking breaking rocks or drilling for oil... well, the first part you definitely don't do.
 
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