Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[degengambalar]

I don't know what's going on but he is noticeably way worse this week. The head bobbing is relentless and he's doing that snot wiping thing constantly.

He cashed out $1,000 to his venmo when he was up several grand a few days ago. Anyone who thinks he didn't spend some of it on buying a headset, new chair, monitor, fixing his wall, a door, buying his parents something nice, cocaine is delusional.

 

[A Log in D Tractor 2]

He cashed out $1,000 to his venmo when he was up several grand a few days ago. Anyone who thinks he didn't spend some of it on buying a headset, new chair, monitor, fixing his wall, a door, buying his parents something nice, cocaine is delusional.

Does Mr Christmas prefer funds from venmo or crypto? I figured he paid for drugs in crypto so having money as some form of cash (bank account, venmo etc) would be a layer of security for it to not to be immediately gambled or spent on drugs, but with the bossman he will always find a way.

 

[Absolutely Retarded]

You Leave, You Lose is my favorite Bossman game

Graph of Austin fumbling the bag on Mines (idea stolen from @DOORSTUCK)

 

[CryptidRetard]

Genuinely can someone explain to me how he managed to bet 500k in one night?

 

[degengambalar]

Does Mr Christmas prefer funds from venmo or crypto? I figured he paid for drugs in crypto so having money as some form of cash (bank account, venmo etc) would be a layer of security for it to not to be immediately gambled or spent on drugs, but with the bossman he will always find a way.

He uses cashapp. BMJ usually sends crypto to someone that can send Mr Christmas cashapp money for drugs. Has nothing to do with being anonymous or untraceable, BMJ is banned on cashapp or he would do it himself.

 

[dumbledore]

Genuinely can someone explain to me how he managed to bet 500k in one night?

Wager =/= money put in.
He is doing various "tricks" to increase wager and level up his Stake level to get some rewards. For example a dice set to 99% chance(and basically no reward) and set to auto mode, just to pump up wager numbers with minimal chance to lose the bet.

 

[CryptidRetard]

Wager =/= money put in.
He is doing various "tricks" to increase wager and level up his Stake level to get some rewards. For example a dice set to 99% chance(and basically no reward) and set to auto mode, just to pump up wager numbers.

Oh okay, thanks for explaining. That was a mind boggling amount of money but if it's essentially "recycled" that makes sense

 

[Absolutely Retarded]

Genuinely can someone explain to me how he managed to bet 500k in one night?

Here's the explanation

 

[AnOminous]

Graph of Austin fumbling the bag on Mines (idea stolen from @DOORSTUCK)

Reminds me of a Collatz Conjecture graph.

The Collatz Conjecture is that if you start with any n (positive integer), divide it by 2 if it's even, or multiply by 3 and add 1 if it's odd, you will always end up at 1 no matter what. Many numbers have massive upswings and go on for a long time, but every number checked up until now (as of this month 2^66) does so. Despite this, nobody has ever proven it true for all numbers.

I propose the BMJ Conjecture.

Give BMJ any amount of juice, and he will always end up at 0, no matter how high he gets.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Most Best Mistake
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BMJ's floor is now covered in glass but thankfully he's wearing his bear feet.
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This was his reaction to a Le Bandit feature. What the fuck
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I don't know what's going on but he is noticeably way worse this week. The head bobbing is relentless and he's doing that snot wiping thing constantly.

Accidentally changes the amount of mines from 1 to 9 and keeps spam clicking. Loses 35 bucks in the process
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Guess he has to resort to sucking off his dealer now, and the expression just stuck

 

[CoolSixtyNiner]

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Bossman just hit plat IV (2.5 mil wagered)and now knows what his tard wrangler is

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I'm sorry to Mirela for having to deal with this retard from now on

I think there's a non zero chance that it's a genai chatbot with a hot girl profile pic. Or Rajesh in Mumbai, once again with a hot girl profile pic.

I have to imagine that most gambling addicts on stake are volatile, quick to anger assholes who will take their frustration out on anyone they can when they lose. Especially since they're likely sitting in their own filth in their disgusting office chair.

I bet it's a fucking chatbot.

 

[Fornicario]

I think there's a non zero chance that it's a genai chatbot with a hot girl profile pic. Or Rajesh in Mumbai, once again with a hot girl profile pic.

I have to imagine that most gambling addicts on stake are volatile, quick to anger assholes who will take their frustration out on anyone they can when they lose. Especially since they're likely sitting in their own filth in their disgusting office chair.

I bet it's a fucking chatbot.

With the "no expense spent" attitude the dealers have, it has to be a chatbot

 

[KingFrampt]

I don't know if this head twitch is intentional or not but its pretty identical to the one that my friend who got a head injury in the army does

 

[magnetic field]

Austin's 8k win on Drop 'Em:

 

[del_toid]

I found it funny that a streamer I used to watch (does Counter Strike troll videos) was restreaming jack.
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Boring is one of the most naturally funny, charismatic streamers I've ever seen. He also has one of the cringiest, most parasocial audiences I've ever seen.

 

[Just_A_guy]

Austin's 8k win on Drop 'Em:

How long till he blows it all on Keeno?

 

[AnOminous]

How long till he blows it all on Keeno?

A couple hours?

 

[A Log in D Tractor 2]

Bossman is getting wary of people tracking his wallet. However, as he always has his stake wallets available for any potential juicers, his transactions can always be traced. I believe this is bossman's new eth wallet, the transactions line up with what he was depositing to stake. It currently has $4k in it as of the time of this writing (4:35am UTC 11/30/23)(after a $10k win from shifty juice): https://etherscan.io/address/0x05f2a2af48582e8af7f2de5ec571f26f9b4f1cbd

 

[degengambalar]

Bossman is getting wary of people tracking his wallet. However, as he always has his stake wallets available for any potential juicers, his transactions can always be traced. I believe this is bossman's new eth wallet, the transactions line up with what he was depositing to stake. It currently has $4k in it as of the time of this writing (4:35am UTC 11/30/23)(after a $10k win from shifty juice): https://etherscan.io/address/0x05f2a2af48582e8af7f2de5ec571f26f9b4f1cbd

Not a new address it's his exodus eth address. Doesn't change unless he resets wallet has transactions from 150 days ago.

Anyway here's an update. He said he has a headache and is tired and was supposed to get off, of course he doesn't because BMJ has money now. What else is there to do with $4,000 besides gamble it all?

He's down to $1000 after losing it all on Keno. He's had some decent come ups but cant help himself. He's already stressing and sad about how Stake is once again taking it all.

Update: Deposited another $250 and lost it all in minutes on Keno. Down to 750 and he goes offline.
Prediction - He gambles the rest of it offline.

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

Bossman tutorial on how to lose $262 on Keno in 1 minute