Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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I spent my morning going through the VOD autistically clipping the entire anxiety/panic attack Austin had on stream last night :lossmanjack: . Shoutout to my niggas @Cumeatsioner Gordon and @Spodermon for helping me with some of the timestamps I used to make these clips.

I had a bunch of other normal clips, but I decided on giving the panic attack some priority. Apologies for the shitload of clips in advance, but it was just another experience in itself. This is where it starts, Austin starts to breathe very heavily and says "i am not feeling well, brb guise". This is around 5 hours and 45 minutes into the stream, and he just smoked a little bit of the weed he was very proud of procuring. As the contents of the screen aren't that important I've chosen to just show his camera in these clips (which might look a little bit weird when he turns off his cam).



He comes back a minute later, saying he's stressing a lot, and that might be the reason why he's not feeling well. Chat gives him the advice to eat/drink something with sugar in it and Austin thinks he might be dehydrated. He's drinking out of his trusty bottle of Body Armor, and the bottle says "Superior Hydration", and why would a bottle of primo goyslop lie to you?



He's asking chat for advice on what to do, and chat is giving him great advice, as streamer chats usually do. Bossman proclaims to be totally fine, and leaves the room.



He walks back into his room, saying he needs a couple of minutes. He's asking chat on what might be wrong with him, and chat is giving him great useless advice. Heavy breathing at this point.



Five minutes later, Austin comes back. At this point he thinks it's the weed that is making him freak out as he hasn't smoked weed that is this good in a while. Chat gives him the advice to get some fresh air, and he disappears for two minutes again.



Chat giving more advice to Austin, camera is off for most of this, Austin is still completely freaking out. Still, FUCKING RATS must be clapped and Austin is on rat patrol and calling the rats out.



He comes back on camera, says he feels better again, clicks around on Stake.us looking for juice, and then he starts freaking out again. Now he's doubting it's the weed, and it might be the music.



He doesn't feel like gambling, he's sitting back to chill, talking to chat. Still breathing heavily, mumbling thinking about what might be wrong with him.



He's going to a random website to show how fast he can type, but he's still freaking out. He's now talking about having issues with his fingers being cold, and asking chat if that might be a sign of something. Chat is not helping with some of the suggestions they are giving him, and he's still freaking out.



Shortly after this clip, he stands up to walk around. He walks a couple of circles in his room, and leaves the room. He comes back approximately 3 minutes later, with a new fresh body of Body Armor, which, to remind you, gives "Superior Hydration", still walking around and claiming he will leave for a while. But, chat warns him there is a 5 dollar active bonus code for Stake.us. Austin focusses all of his powers to claim it here, but is still freaking out.



He claims to be drinking water, to chat giving him health advice. Water = Body Armor in our nigga Austin's mind.



Chat advises him to eat something, so Austin is walking out to grab something to eat and more "water". He's still completely freaking out, visibly. At this point we are around 20 minutes into this whole saga.



Austin comes back with "water" aka Body Armor a couple of minutes later. No food, nothing to eat. Straight back to Mines, I guess he's feeling better again.



Austin proceeds to play mines for approx 5 minutes, but he is still in an anxiety attack of some sorts. He's getting more advise from chat. He's sure it's anxiety of this point. It's not the weed again, according to Austin. It can't be the weed. It might be the cold outside (although he doesn't go outside much). Chat tries to distract him by getting him to watch skateboard videos. We are around 30 mins into the freakout at this point.



Austin leaves the room again for a couple of minutes, and checks if the heater is on when he comes back. He thinks it might also be related that he hasn't slept much (my guesstimate at the time of this clip is that he is up for approx. 24 hours). He thought there might be something way worse happening to him and he's happy it might just be anxiety. He seems to recover for a bit again here.



It might still be the weed tho. Austin is not sure...



Talking to his chat, he seems to recover again, just sitting on his chair talking to chat. Another chatter says it might just be the weed, but Austin is again not sure. 5 minutes later, he proclaims to be feeling normal again. He's taking chat's advise to distract himself with skateboard videos. He still doesn't feel good breathing in tho.



His reload is finally ready to be collected, 22 bucks to be wasted. He collects it and still decides to lay down for a second at the suggestion of his chat, as he's clearly still in a anxiety attack.



This doesn't take long, a minute later he's back on camera. He mumbles he's fine, gets back behind the PC, takes a couple of deep breaths and starts gambling again.



At this point, Austin is screaming and playing mines again (slowly getting felted, as usual). A chatter says he looks pale, and the chatter gets told off.



Austin is still heavily breathing at this point, but playing mines, screaming and overreacting to every hit or miss he gets. Other than the breathing, he looks to be okay again. He claims to feel a lot better. After he gets felted on mines, he goes back to the skateboard videos, and seems to be doing fine for a while. At this point he's watching skateboard videos, and says he needs sleep. He still looks more fucked up as usual, and is still taking deep breaths. He claims to feel better as well.



At this point he's still just watching skateboard videos, talking to his chat. He does not feel sick, he's overthinking it according to him.



After a couple of minutes, he starts tweaking more, and the anxiety attack comes back. He thanks the chat for trying to talk him through it. After this clip. he goes afk for around 20 minutes. He's going to call his mod Ghousteater to talk him through it. The skateboard video he was watching is just playing full screen while he's afk.



After 20 minutes, he comes back, feels way better, talked to his BOY Ghousteater, never had a anxiety attack like this. He apparently forgot to take his medication because his mom & dad didn't remind him, because they were out of town. Time for another depo and gambling.



A minute later, the anxiety attack comes back. Austin tries to push through it, gambling is calling. He's going to suck on icecubes to try to fix it. Smelling pickles also might help according to chat. Getting a bunch of tips to get over it from chat.



He walks out of the room to get some ice, comes back around 5 minutes after he leaves. We are a full hour into the anxiety attack at this point. He doesn't turn on his camera, but he's back, checking Discord for some more JUICE. He proclaims he is now doing fine, and ofcourse, there is time to get some juice for a unban.



He turns the camera on, and the anxiety returns. Talking about what Ghousteater told him. Back watching the skateboarding videos.



Still breathing heavily, but he seems to be doing fine. We go back to Stake to check up on the juice and to decide what to do. Time for more gambling. He walks out of the room to get something to drink.



Ofcourse, he returns with a bottle of Body Armor (Superior Hydration). He's good and happy spinning some slots for a couple of minutes, proclaims he's fine a couple of times, and then the anxiety returns a couple of minutes later. You can see him struggle, and he takes another sip of water (Body Armor).



The next 10 minutes are a cycle of gambling and Austin struggling, calling out the rats in between him freaking out again. Because this post already has over 6 gorillion clips I won't clip it all. An example of these 10 mins, he's still breathing heavily, but still is able to scream out HOLY SHITBALLZZZZ when he hits something on mines.



At this point, he's doing pretty well, back to his old "they are fucking with me" claims as soon as he gets felted on Mines. Everything seems normal now, he's not struggling anymore.



15 minutes after this clip, Austin is still going hard at gambling, and everything seems to be going better with him. He takes a quick break to get more water, and to smoke more weed, and you can clearly hear him struggling to breathe still. Time to toke up, smoke some more weed (which most definitively is not causing his issues in these clips, frfr no cap). Coughing makes him feel good, btw.



Straight after this hit, after being fine for around 30 mins at this point, things go downhill again. His anxiety returns, and he starts freaking out again. This is around 5 mins after he smoked weed. Still energy to be on rat patrol tho.



He tries to fight through it this time, but the anxiety takes over. Kick chat is again very helpful, with one chatter thinking he might have a stroke.



Gambling continues, but after 5 minutes of struggling Austin taps out and goes lay down on his bed again. Ofcourse, right after getting felted. Also confirming he's not crying.



He comes back two minutes later, talks to chat about doing awful, but he's still fine??? He pauses the music, and goes lay down again. Complete dead silence for around 10 mins on his stream, the mic is obviously muted.



10 minutes later, music returns, and he's back. He will try again, and announces he will leave when he gets anxious again.



He seems to be doing okay'ish again for around 10 minutes. Chat keeps giving him fucking great advice. As his juice is stuck due to Venmo being annoying, he decides to end this stream to go to sleep. He's still visibly fucked up. He will be asleep for "a long time".



He ends the stream at this point, and goes to sleep for a couple of hours. He returns without looking anxious or having any issues. We get some speculation tho on what was going on with him. He might have been stoned, or just dehydrated. Ofcourse, he still has Body Armor (Superior Hydration) nearby to keep him hydrated.



He sloppily eats a sub, talking with his mouth full (apologies for clipping this, but this is the only point where elaborates on what went on with him) about what was going on with him in the previous stream. He claims he was so high he thought he was about to die.



That's all for now. I don't feel so good Bossmanbros, might lay down for a while :lossmanjack:
 
>your entire lifestyle is a wreck
>you destroy your own room and possessions consistently
>your dad hates you, your mom is afraid of you
>you stay up all night like a troglodyte
>all that because you insist on being rinsed by some scummy casino on the daily
>no future, no nothing, only JUICE
>"whatever dude, they're just a bunch of fucking rats"
>having panic attack
>"dude wtf?"
>do liquid sugar slop about it
>do liquid sugar slop about it AGAIN
>feel better
>do weed about it
>get fucked again
>"DUDE WHY"
>do liquid sugar slop about it
>all this shit while trying to gamble
>"dude no way, just why?"


Who could've seen that coming? Clearly the rats are MKULTRAing him now! :lossmanjack:
 
I don't think "wagered" is a good metric to go by. You can inflate your wager by playing games with the highest ROI so you're wagering as much as possible.
$2 million wagered doesn't mean he's had that much money in his account. This is why Bossman plays dice with his worthless tokens on the lowest win amount because it has the highest ROI so he can keep wagering to increase his platinum level.
If you wager $100, get $95 back, and then wager that $95, You'd have wagered $195 despite only having $100 in your account and losing $5.
It never has been, just shows how much you gamble really. You can see the difference between wagered and real money when he did his dice strategy.
$350 ended up becoming $34,000 wagered.
I think 10x is a good metric to go by. He definitely had $200k in his account which is wild to think about considering all he ever got from it was some weed and crack.

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Tard was too impatient to wait until tomorrow to get his bonus so he threw $400 away so he can have it now.
This is one of the main reasons they have those bonuses. Degens get crazy when they get near the payout.
He's getting more advise from chat. He's sure it's anxiety of this point. It's not the weed again, according to Austin. It can't be the weed.
It's the weed. He's acting exactly like someone who smoked too much high-THC weed and got paranoid.
 
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It never has been, just shows how much you gamble really. You can see the difference between wagered and real money when he did his dice strategy.
$350 ended up becoming $34,000 wagered.
I think 10x is a good metric to go by. He definitely had $200k in his account which is wild to think about considering all he ever got from it was some weed and crack.

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The games have defined average RTP (return to player). So over a long enough time period, a game with a 99% RTP will have an expected return of $0.99 for every $1 you put in. Stake has Stake originals (99% RTP) and slots (typically around 96% RTP). So if Austin played around 50% slots and 50% Stake originals, he would have an average RTP of 97.5%.

0.975 * $2,000,000 = $50,000. So a good ballpark estimate is that he is $50k in the hole. A good chunk of that was probably his $200 a day from Stake though, while that lasted.
 
0.975 * $2,000,000 = $50,000. So a good ballpark estimate is that he is $50k in the hole. A good chunk of that was probably his $200 a day from Stake though, while that lasted.
And since he earns no actual money, most of that other than the Stake daily is juice from his paypigs. Plus he got some crack, meth, weed, and Body Armor, so that was all basically free to him.
 
Isaac Dunn/TargetMePlz/Alpha Rhino just uploaded a new video to his own channel. Its as terrible as you'd expect.

He calls this mashup of random shit in Windows Movie Maker a "documentary".
"This is the latest premier of the best inside scoop we've been able to get into Austins life so far. This Amazing Documentary will have you at the edge of your seat waiting to see what happens NEXT!!"

 
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I'm sorry if this has been covered but I just don't understand how this dude isn't a homeless bum. Why do his parents allow him to exist?
 
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I'm sorry if this has been covered but I just don't understand how this dude isn't a homeless bum. Why do his parents allow him to exist?
Because allowing someone to actually hit rock bottom requires tough love and not everyone has it in them. By all accounts his parents enjoy a completely passive income stream via natural resource extraction on a parcel of land they own, it's likely he isn't a significant financial burden to them so enabling him is the relatively painless path of least resistance. Unless his parents decide to toughen up or BMJ loses his mind it's very likely that he'll be a long term lolcow, his rock bottom is comfortable NEETdom while gambling juicer after juicer.
 
Weed can cause stress and psychosis depending on the situation and if you're predisposed for it. The guy needs to ween himself off the drugs or at least learn some self con... yeaaaaaah.
I'm waiting for the tainted weed freakout.
Fuck all that he just needs to hit a max jackpot on Storm of Forges
 
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BMJ's floor is now covered in glass but thankfully he's wearing his bear feet.

This was his reaction to a Le Bandit feature. What the fuck

I don't know what's going on but he is noticeably way worse this week. The head bobbing is relentless and he's doing that snot wiping thing constantly.
 
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