Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Kees H]

Geez. He'd be treated as royalty by physical casinos for that spend.

If only he could beg for juice in real casino's like he does online.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I went ahead and contacted this Germanoid and suggested he should add some kind of credits.

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I also attached an image that can land him in jail for several years in communist Germany.

Every youtuber should fear Austin's third Reich, the Juice Reich.

It took him almost an hour, but he's back to just 250 bucks in his Litecoin wallet. Almost the entire 2.4k Platinum 4 bonus has been wasted on slots and mines.

Damn it Austin, missed getting the Civic AGAIN

 

[break these cuffs]

Damn it Austin, missed getting the Civic AGAIN

The misclicks are getting worse.

 

[WelperHelper99]

The misclicks are getting worse.

Too much weed and crack making him feel invincible, I'm telling ya man

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

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Bossman just hit plat IV (2.5 mil wagered)and now knows what his tard wrangler is

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I'm sorry to Mirela for having to deal with this retard from now on

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It's about what you'd expect from him.

He also accidentally showed his Gmail account austinbetz07@gmail.com but it just seems to be his Stake e-mail so nothing useful in it.

 

[WelperHelper99]

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It's about what you'd expect from him.

He also accidentally showed his Gmail account austinbetz07@gmail.com but it just seems to be his Stake e-mail so nothing useful in it.
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At least he's bothering to keep his Email's separate, good on him for basic internet sanitation

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

He also accidentally showed his Gmail account austinbetz07@gmail.com but it just seems to be his Stake e-mail so nothing useful in it.
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Impressed he actually remembered his password for this email, I feel like that's been a problem for him. But also what other emails would he even have? He doesn't get out much.

 

[Forgetful Kiwi]

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It's about what you'd expect from him.

He also accidentally showed his Gmail account austinbetz07@gmail.com but it just seems to be his Stake e-mail so nothing useful in it.
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Damn having a seperate email for his gambling. He got more opsec then some of his aylawgs.

 

[Cumeatsioner Gordon]

He got more opsec then some of his aylawgs.

His die-hard alogs are tricked juicers and loaners. You have to be exceptionally regarded to get scammed by BMJ, so it tracks.

 

[The Wokest]

It's so over bros

 

[degengambalar]

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Bossman just hit plat IV (2.5 mil wagered)and now knows what his tard wrangler is

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I'm sorry to Mirela for having to deal with this retard from now on

Nobody has mentioned it but I feel the need to point out just how fucking retarded this man is.
He got a $100 juicer and after betting his last $50 he gets lucky with a perfect pair on blackjack and has nearly $400.

His genius strategy? Use the winnings on dice strategy just so he can reach his plat status and get what he believed was going to be a $1600 bonus. That's the -400 you see on the graph in that photo.
Tard was too impatient to wait until tomorrow to get his bonus so he threw $400 away so he can have it now.

 

[break these cuffs]

Nobody has mentioned it but I feel the need to point out just how fucking retarded this man is.
He got a $100 juicer and after betting his last $50 he gets lucky with a perfect pair on blackjack and has nearly $400.

His genius strategy? Use the winnings on dice strategy just so he can reach his plat status and get what he believed was going to be a $1600 bonus. That's the -400 you see on the graph in that photo.
Tard was too impatient to wait until tomorrow to get his bonus so he threw $400 away so he can have it now.

I'll buy Austin's new iphone for $600 dollars today and he can buy it back from me for $800 when he gets his stake money. Think of how much he's going to win with that $600! He'd be stupid not to do it! The only thing preventing him from pawning everything his parents own is that he's too much of a brainfried addict to buy a shitbox for a couple grand. Even some of them realize spending $3k to make $15k selling stolen shit is a win, plus you just sell the car when you're done. It's not like he's ripping copper pipes out to fund his next hit. He regularly has the money to buy something and I bet his dumbass parents would cosign. We're missing out on the repo saga.

I really wish Austin had travelled farther down the criminal path to its full potential. It would be hilarious trying to see him try to forge a title for his parents' cars and sell them on facebook marketplace. He'd only learn about the title thing after his first couple attempts at selling them fail. So many storylines unrealized.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Nobody has mentioned it but I feel the need to point out just how fucking retarded this man is.
He got a $100 juicer and after betting his last $50 he gets lucky with a perfect pair on blackjack and has nearly $400.

His genius strategy? Use the winnings on dice strategy just so he can reach his plat status and get what he believed was going to be a $1600 bonus. That's the -400 you see on the graph in that photo.
Tard was too impatient to wait until tomorrow to get his bonus so he threw $400 away so he can have it now.

Gotta lose money to maybe make money later.

 

[TyrasGuard]

I'm sorry to Mirela for having to deal with this retard from now on

Is there any other benefit aside from extra juice and a personal tard wrangler?

 

[Mister Stink]

Bossman brags about the potency of his recent weed buy and shows just how disgusting his desk, and presumably the rest of his surroundings, really are.

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I love when I grind my stone hard shit and it turns to dust

 

[Bowiotronic]

Dude, 2million, I'm speechless, have been laughing in the battlestation for like 3 minutes now.

 

[HONKHONKTIME]

im hoping this plat 4 situation completly blows up in stakes face and we get a DM dump of austin raging at handlers for better odds and more juice

 

[Kendall Motor Oil]

I don't think "wagered" is a good metric to go by. You can inflate your wager by playing games with the highest ROI so you're wagering as much as possible.
$2 million wagered doesn't mean he's had that much money in his account. This is why Bossman plays dice with his worthless tokens on the lowest win amount because it has the highest ROI so he can keep wagering to increase his platinum level.
If you wager $100, get $95 back, and then wager that $95, You'd have wagered $195 despite only having $100 in your account and losing $5.

 

[Focken Kiwi]

Gotta lose money to maybe make money later.

Gotta lose money to make money to lose.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I don't think "wagered" is a good metric to go by. You can inflate your wager by playing games with the highest ROI so you're wagering as much as possible.
$2 million wagered doesn't mean he's had that much money in his account. This is why Bossman plays dice with his worthless tokens on the lowest win amount because it has the highest ROI so he can keep wagering to increase his platinum level.
If you wager $100, get $95 back, and then wager that $95, You'd have wagered $195 despite only having $100 in your account and losing $5.

100% correct. I don't think people realize just how much $ value is being churned when you play an hour of blackjack at say $25/hand. You could easily wager thousands total and end the session exactly where you started dollar-wise without ever having any meaningful profit during the session to walk away with.