Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[glioblastoma multiforme]

I would love to see pooners play against high school boys soccer.

If professional women's soccer teams lose consistently to teenage boys, then surely pooners, who are now Real Official Men, should be able to wipe the floor with the teen boys.

There's a pooner team reported here- they lost 8-1.

 

[Vi0l3t]

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WHY DO WOMEN THINK WE ARE PREDATORS!!!
Writes a story about raping a woman.

 

[Slippin Kimmy]

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Definitely absolutely not a fetish tho right???

 

[Tragi-Chan]

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Sorry, he… “got wet?” How?

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Pooners will be presented with unfathomable evidence that gay men hate them and wish they stopped infiltrating their spaces and will continue to go to gay bars, offend themselves, and make it everyone else's problem.

Tax:
Pooner is dysphoric because they're weaker than actual boys.
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That last line is gendercult in a nutshell. You could be enjoying yourself but instead are malding over a complete imposibility, you choose a goal that is quite literally unobtainable and make yourself miserable because you don't obtain it, ruining in the process all the things in life that do bring you joy and are actually within your reach.

Its the south park dragon joke but with hrt instead of heroin

 

[Lady Bizness]

Sorry, he… “got wet?” How?

He shifted his weight from one ass cheek to another in his gaming chair causing his inguinal abscess to finally express itself.

 

[stupid frog]

It has been a genuine mystery to me why certain posters can't seem to write in anything but absolute text diarrhea, but reading this makes me wonder if the reason is they just genuinely can't. Maybe they're the same sort of fucking retards who can't write properly in college.

I always just assumed he was ESL lmao.

 

[Susanna]

I always just assumed he was ESL lmao.

That’s very inconsiderate to us actual ESL people.

 

[Lady Bizness]

That’s very inconsiderate to us actual ESL people.

Spoiler: Off topic

Does it make you feel better if people call you a "Multi Language Learner" instead? Sorry, going through some training at work and it's like we're pretending no one needs to speak English anymore.

 

[Susanna]

Spoiler: Off topic

Does it make you feel better if people call you a "Multi Language Learner" instead? Sorry, going through some training at work and it's like we're pretending no one needs to speak English anymore.

TBH I couldn't care less what people call me. English isn't my second language, per se, it's my third, but that's just nitpicking. If I had to pick a term, I guess non-native speaker? My English is good enough that making a distinction for me is only necessary when you're discussing some specific cultural touchstone I'm unfamiliar with. Like I know what a soup nazi is, but make a reference to baseball rules and I'll be clueless.

 

[Positron]

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This is not an "L"; this is a rape fantasy / threat. This board should have a thread specifically for these, because all troons fetishize raping real women.

Sorry, he… “got wet?” How?

No he imagines his rape victim getting wet at the thought of being raped by a troon.

 

[stupid frog]

That’s very inconsiderate to us actual ESL people.

Nah, everyone has to start somewhere.

 

[“Half-Cock” Jack Shaftoe]

make a reference to baseball rules and I'll be clueless.

Don’t tell her about the infield fly rule.

 

[Faceless Whore]

I always just assumed he was ESL lmao.

Then the fuck is his first language? Retard gibberish?

Tax for offtopic:
Pooner achieves level "Faggot Who Helps Old Lady At Walmart With Groceries", is SOOO EUPHORIC DOOOOD!! (S | A)

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the first was that about a week ago i was blasting posty in the car and some guys driveby called me a faggot. and i was like damn ?? that's not cool. but alsoooo...... i passed as a gay man!! lmao so like?? woo hoo, i'm like a real faggot now!! amazing haha

the second was yesterday i was leaving walmart and this older woman stopped me in the parking lot and asked me to lift her heavy water cases into her trunk!! it was soo cute and she was like "wow you're so strong, thank you so much" and i got to make sure she had someone to help at home, and then i took her cart back for her and idk. this is the kind of man i want to be - non-threatening, strong, eager to help.

they're two verrrrryyyyy different situations lmao but they just felt so great and affirming and i wanted to share

do you have any gender-affirming stories you'd like to share?

this is the kind of man i want to be

My sides...

ETA: Also:

it was soo cute

Manliest man words ever written.

 

[stupid frog]

Then the fuck is his first language? Retard gibberish?

I think I have just seen so many grammar Nazi go after ESL, it's my default assumption. But considering his being a person of triangle, I think underschooled zoomer is more likely. It's just not an angle I considered, because I don't talk to any of the younger ones.

Tranny tax

lol jk

 

[Surfin Terf]

There's a pooner team reported here- they lost 8-1.

TRUK also had a troon team whose record was the exact opposite

Anyone remember that tranny soccer club in the UK? TRUK United FC? I don't understand how football leagues work, but here's the screenshots of game scores from their twitter (and also Youtube vids). They aren't very organized and I don't understand the sport myself, so I might have missed something, but I did make a good faith effort to include all their games from this season.

They basically had several games against women's teams where they beat their brains in and every time they would act like their 15-1 win against Goals Aloud or their 19-0 win against The Ravens was some hard-won triumph. It was revolting.

They seem to have "fair" matches against other QUILTBAG++ organizations, but the one time they played against a non QUILTBAG++ male team they got their own brains bashed in 7-0.

I considered doing a followup for the most recent season, but it looks like it's basically the same thing, except they play against more QUILTBAG++ teams which I guess is an improvement.

Technically these are trannies posting their Ws, but they're proving our point so it's still an L.

 

[TroonFiringSquad]

Plenty of state's Medicaid covers troon surgery. Not all of them, but I know Oregon's does. A lot of troons migrated there specifically because of that.

I hate it

 

[Transbian Fluffer]

There was also the NHL exhibition match where the pink team (primarily TiMs) played against the black team (primarily TiFs) and a TiF was creamed and had to be taken out on a stretcher. Her "boyfriend" was so distraught that she refused to go to the goal after letting a 6th goal in and had to be coaxed back when the audience started chanting "we love Tyler" (I don't think that was her name, this is all from memory).
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I'm still laughing at that hockey video

I remember when i was 15 and played for a shitty boys soccer team here and we had a practice match vs a womens team from the top league. We won that game 10-0.

 

[countrybumpkin]

 

[glass_houses]

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And every full moon, my tail really itches, my ears migrate to the top of my head, my fur gets really thick and plush, and I suddenly want to eat nothing but blue steak. Sitting on the roof and howling makes me feel so heckin' valid, but my cishethumum keeps yelling at me to come down, I'm not a werewolf, I'm a human and the neighbours are complaining.

My ptsd is crippling and I don't feel safe. I'm too disabled to work. Please contribute to my gofund me so that I can get out of the hellhole that is my mother's house, and heal.