Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

Remember how in Eron's ZoePost, he describes her having made a bunch of deluded claims about her own character. Such as "I never lie". She swore she took up that oath because her mother was a 'pathological liar', something I don't doubt.

It's a statement so absurd that I wonder if she actually believes it. The reason why the Riddler always leaves hints to his next crime is because his daddy abused him and forced him to never lie or cheat.

She goes through great lengths to avoid directly denying the awful stuff she's done, even though she's got tens of thousands of followers and a media that would believe her every word. She instead usually opts to radically spin events that happened in some form.

Take for instance when Notch made a joke about her being a whore. Her response was "You know that was started by my physically abusive ex, right?"

Nothing about the whore-stuff being false, and nothing about Eron abusing her. This is the same girl who considers reading her public tweets to be a form of stalking. Instead she opts to remind everyone that the only reason people know about her infidelity is because of her ex, who was a jerk, which is enough cause for everyone else to assume that it must be false.

Zoe also described Eron in an affidavit as someone who was "mentally disordered" and has physically abused his family in the past, which Eron claims stems from a story about how he accidentally hurt his grandpa when he was 8 years old. Also he's on the autism spectrum, so that's where the implication of him being crazy come from.

More often than not there seems to be some incredibly minute kernel of truth to her claims

Then there was the account Zoe gave of her photographer back when she was still doing porn. She told other models that the photographer was a creep who showed her pics of "mutilated vaginas". Which is partially true, the photographer (who is a woman btw) showed Zoe vagina piercing pics on her laptop because they had a long conversation about vaginal cosmetic surgery and she asked her to look up pics

As a result whenever I read her claims I ask myself, "What is the worst version of this story that would make her statement technically true on some level?"

Lets put on the speculation-cap. In order to determine what is real, you have to start considering what she wants to be real. A 15 year-old who dates a 30 year-old has obviously bad judgment and a host of daddy issues. It's not a good look for her. The quickest way to salvage that is to portray it as a creeper male taking advantage of a juvenile. But the worst thing she can say about the guy was that he had a criminal record which didn't involve her. That was enough, reminding people of his criminal record convinced the chat that she was the victim...of something. If he so much as touched her she would have shouted it from the high heavens, but she never lies. And she doesn't need to.

She also describes him as "like 30", so he was probably more like 25. And she's got "dating" in quotes, so I'm guessing 15 was her age when they first met and they were an actual couple in the years following

Anyway a bunch of 4chan/8chan threads from New Year's eve are still up, I'll try to figure out who the older ex is later.

On a funny note, google search gave me one Elizabeth Van Valkenburg, who was hung in 1846 after confessing to poisoning both of her husbands

"Wow uh you know my ex-husband was an abusive alcoholic, right? They both were. They literally drank themselves to death, I didn't touch them. I wasn't even in the same room when they collapsed. But yeah beat up on the widow, it's not like I've been through enough shit >_>"
 
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Personally id wait until we have cybernetics worth having before I started stappling bits of metal to my flesh. But then again I'm an adult with a real job and obligations so can't get away with looking like how the 80's imagined the future but with worse hair.

There's a professor over here in britbong land who can now operate doors with the earliest cybernetic implant developed.

He also managed to control an arm from the UK at the US's Columbia University.
 
Brad Wardell, one of Chelsea's targets she sent her CON goons after in the logs, has found out what really happened to him back in 2014.

http://forums.littletinyfrogs.com/459705
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Reading between the lines here, but is Chelsea taking/doing improv classes in the hopes of acting?

Oh, man.

That is some funny fucking shit.
 
She thinks she's getting ready for that leap to Hollywood. I can't wait to see how fast she burns through her relationships there.
I can't even process this without breaking down in laughter.

East coast rube who is 30 years old and BPD gets sweet talked by west coast schmoozers telling her how great she is - completely feeding the BPD.

She's either fleeing the state in the next three months with stories of abuse and suicidal ideation or she's getting gangbanged while coked off her face.

Either way, wonderful news for the salt industry.
 
I can't even process this without breaking down in laughter.

East coast rube who is 30 years old and BPD gets sweet talked by west coast schmoozers telling her how great she is - completely feeding the BPD.

She's either fleeing the state in the next three months with stories of abuse and suicidal ideation or she's getting gangbanged while coked off her face.

Either way, wonderful news for the salt industry.

I hope the Zoe Quinn saga ends (or at least stays) on the west coast. I don't think I could tolerate Kenn Munson, Lindsay Ellis, AND Chelsea Van Valkenburg in my home city.
 
She thinks she's getting ready for that leap to Hollywood. I can't wait to see how fast she burns through her relationships there.

Looks like the rat (kings) are all leaving the sinking ship.

St. Anita dumped FullMcIntosh and is trying a new grift

Brianna Wu just dumped his long-awaited abortion and wants to get into journalism.

Alison Rapp doesn't shill games anymore and now rents out her pussy

Now Chelsea has Hollywood dreams which will end with her giving head behind a McDonald's dumpster to fund her next hit of meth.
 
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