Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.4%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.5%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 101 25.1%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 72 17.9%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 162 40.2%
  • Total voters
    403
Idk shit about rekieta and from what I've seen of the clip, he just seems insane. He wants to be Nulls friend but Null is a retarded brother who rekieta wants to buck break and tame. He does not want the farms censored but he does not like what's being said and calls all of it retardation. I think he knows that he's losing the optics game of him being knowledgeable or trustworthy and wants to depict the farms as insane so he gets away scot free but he wants to do it in such a way that he's depicted as the good guy, which is why he's frothing at the mouth saying I never said censorship, I just said shit was wrong. Idk any lore about black man balldo rackets fucking and frankly I don't care but rekieta needs to be put on ice for a while, he's gone off the deep end like a Lovecraft character.
 
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Mordecai 3 Finger Brown said:
Nick does have some point that the cuckoldry and the coal burning speculation are the closest thing to fan fic in the thread (Nick claimed he stopped reading the thread "months ago", because it became fan fic. He also denied having a KF account, "because I'd have to inform Josh to get verified).

But continually ranting about being "monogamous" without prompting and particularly insisting that your degenerate black friend "knows we are" is definitely a "Lady doth protest" situation.
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All he's doing is lying to himself at this point
Trigger Me Timbers said:
Has Josh replaced Drexel in Nicks mind and now Nick is no longer thinking about BBC 24/7 but BJC?
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Rackets has already watched black guys fuck his wife, maybe he's trying to get her fucked by a dog next! I hope Jewsh avoids the devilish, yakubian whore.
HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
Also, Rekieta and his beard have AIDS
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TheLastJoestar said:
I just find it hilarious that Nick spent a night melting down seething about Josh and the "wrong," mean ol' things we say about him...

MEANWHILE Nick and his faggot buddies Diddler Dax and Vito are going around harassing Nick's "friend who he loves so much and wishes makes a million dollars" with ops including:
  • Starting legal gay ops to ruin his business,
  • IRL stalking & vandalism
  • Grave desecration
..and Nick's response is to laugh at the man who got his ancestor's grave pissed on. Nick's response to being called out for being a gaping faggot is to double down, wishing his "friend's" next major comic release fails (only for it to do the opposite) and then after being BTFO spends his* time sniping at the guy and calling his comic shit.

"The art is shit and this comic is trash and everything I've seen is shit, And I laughed at your ancestor's grave being peed on and encouraged people trying to ruin your $300k startup business miracle but I love you Eric, I hope you get a million dollahz"

What's wrong Nick? People telling you you have no business driving anybody, much less your KIDS two hours after a drunken binge is too much? People telling you you're an emotionally abusive asshole is too much for you? Look in a mirror and seethe about it, Balldo-boy.

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Feel better now
 
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Peace Through Power said:
Nick has a peace offering for Josh

Are you going to accept his offer @Null
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It's so cringe. It's so cringe. It's so cringe. It's so cringe. It's so cringe. It's so cringe. It's so cringe. It's so cringe. It's so cringe.
He sent you an itemized list of his thoughts on your destructive and retarded behavior. You ignored them. He will never go back on stream with you. Drunkenly calling him at 3am again will only make you look like a clown.
Holy shit alcohol is poison.
 
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Balldo's Gate said:
This is so vague and ominous-sounding, it could literally be anything. Intervention? Divorce arc? Who knows! I have half a mind that it's deliberately worded that way to activate full FanFic Farms mode.
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We're overthinking it. More drunk coping, he probably just had a busy whiskey fart on his streaming chair, and needs to shower now.
 
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Rather curious what happened that was "REAL WEIRD" and resulted in Nick being unable to get home.. So whatever happened did so when he was away from the house, so Our Wife taking the kids and leaving probably wouldn't fit. He still has his phone so he clearly was not arrested or sent to a mental health facility or anything like that. Did something "REAL WEIRD" happen to his Rustang and he's stranded?

Did the Scandinavian Cabal try to have a Come-to-Jesus moment?

Or is he just too hungover and making shit up for attention and buying time to come up with an excuse?

And what does "REAL WEIRD" even mean to current-era Nick Rekieta?
 
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Georgio Cocklord said:
He does not want the farms censored but he does not like what's being said and calls all of it retardation.
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I think this is the part that fucks Rekieta up the most.

The original context for the whole "who do you want me to ban?" falsehood was Rekieta alleging that people in his thread were engaging in life ruination behavior, to which Josh asked for specific names. Rekieta immediately recoiled, saying he didn't have names or something like that, and Josh said then there's not much he can do. Since then Rekieta has twisted everything to be about Josh offering to censor the thread, but Rekieta wanting to stick to his libertarian principles and Josh being too autistic to understand things.

What Rekieta doesn't seem to grasp is that Josh asking for names wasn't about "buddies looking out for each other", it was because Josh has a mandate to take action against the type of behavior Rekieta was alleging. Especially in the climate of the past year/year and a half, when wierdos popup to wish death upon people or whatever, Josh and the mods need to take action quickly to delete fedposting, otherwise some hack journo from a loser failing newspaper will screenshot it and add it to their prewritten article, just so they can technically factually say "no action was taken against the poster at time of publication of this article".

Rekieta doesn't seem to grasp that he isn't special. The exact same scenario that started this thing could have happened during a conversation with anyone from Destiny to Keffals. If fucking LFJ told Josh that people in his thread were engaging in life ruination, Josh would ask the same question: "who?"

Not because he wants to, because he has to.
 
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Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:
I have seen it a few times, but I always took it as a joke in the vein of the, 'Wrap your Rustang around a tree. I hope his kids are not in the car when he does it'. There have also been people saying that Kayla and the children might be abused emotionally and locked in a toxic relations and hoping they leave, divorce, or grow up healthy despite it
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I think the problem is that all the risk factors are there: alcoholism, drug use, lack of impulse control, narcissistic personality, codependent marriage, hairtrigger temper, detachment from his duties and role as a father, health issues, poor coping with constant "stressors", possible new financial difficulties, existing legal issues.

It's not so much that anyone is specifically accusing him of anything happening.

But all the risk factors for family violence are there.

If anything were to happen, it's not like in hindsight the consensus would be "Wow! Didn't see that one coming"

There's also that circuitous irony that a chronic alcoholic drunk man flies off the handle in a rage for 20 minutes at a bystander, triggered by mild ribbing. Where the crux of his moralfagging is how offended he is that random internet persons might imply that he has the capacity for family violence.
 
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Pippa's Greasy KB said:
This woman got bullied by the same guy who bullied cynthia out of the refugee discord. She was on kf being annoying, took a break to annoy this discord, got bullied out of it, came back to kf being three times more annoying and then got thread banned before coming back later as geared chris.
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Is she the one he told to post tits or gtfo and she was autistic enough to post pictures?
 
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elb said:
Is she the one he told to post tits or gtfo and she was autistic enough to post pictures?
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Could be. He did tell her tits or gtfo until everyone started telling her the same...because she was...expecting respect because she's a woman in discord or something. Can't actually remember if the tits got posted or not.
 
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