Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Dan's a real faggot and I don't know if it's a bit or if he actually likes sucking dicks.
Link?

Also, I think Patrick's brain is literally short circuiting. Someone posted the arrest and he said "Roger Stone is not my ex wife".


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Cooperation.
Published author everyone.
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Even better, Patirck is arguing that Elon is in fact principled. His principle is "underwriting his Nazi buddies' hate speech" at the expense of running Twitter in a more profitable way. Rick, professional writer, seems to believe that principled is just a synonym for good or correct.
 
Political Pat is boring, but I love this incoherent tweet. Muslim Ban = soft target, who cares about them. War on Woke = antiblackness. Also does he know Biden is the President and that Democrats run multiple states? It's not a Trump thing.

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Political fatrick is great. You know that everything he says is wrong and to do the complete opposite of everything he says. Think about it, if you followed Fatrick's advice, you would end up in a second marriage, unable to speak to your kids, living because your mother-in-law pays for everything, cosplay as a failed author, and spend 20 hours a day tweeting at your toilet. Doing the opposite of him will do nothing but lead you to success
 
It also doesn't help that Patrick is a public figure being an author of several books, hosting panels at conventions too, and appearing on several television shows, some of which were recurring roles. Dan is a no body who is well within his right to report the goings on of a public individual.
Patrick wouldn't put up a crowdfunded lawsuit, he's too proud to do that. He'd try and ask SFWA for money again who will just tell him to fuck off.
So basically this would end with Patrick re-enacting Arnold J. Rimmer's trial? "Please, Sir. Our case hinges on proving that you're a fat, retarded, utterly unsuccessful nobody!"
 
Think about it, if you followed Fatrick's advice, you would end up in a second marriage, unable to speak to your kids, living because your mother-in-law pays for everything, cosplay as a failed author, and spend 20 hours a day tweeting at your toilet.
Wrong as always, stalker child. You would immediately die from all your blood turning into lard that very second. No mortal can withstand the fattification of the Fat Rick.
 

This one screengrab is *chef kiss*. This shows how out of touch and how Patrick is the architect of his own misery. Public Relation pros have developed ideas on how to handle when your ugly past comes back to haunt you. And Patrick is picking one of the worst ways of damage control.

If there is a kind and merciful God the standard response to someone posting your past will become some standardized version of Patrick's 'no stalker child your life is already over, enjoy prison'.

Such would be a fitting fate for the ego of author Patrick - your words and ideas become used by others. I now await the pests finding others having their bad past brought up and posting the stalker response. Getting 'Black Twitter' to become Pat Posters would be worth some giggles.
 
Fatty-Fatty-Two-By-Four-Cant-Get-Through-The-Kitchen-Door is now oinking and squealing about being sexually assaulted and harassed by stalker childs on twitter
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Seems my earlier suspicion that there is a conspiracy afoot to hunt fatrick down and then take turns fucking him in the ass may be a fear shared by the pig himself

EDIT: oh dear he's still going, and apparently the swarms of cyberterrorists descending on xitter to run a virtual train on him day after day is one of the main drivers of the sites traffic
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I wonder if the 400+ number is something he pulled out of his ass or if he's actually has kept track of every account over the years that has said something mildly funny or critical of him. He doesn't seem like the organized type to keep spreadsheets, based on how he presented the exhibits in his pro-se document. I bet his "harassment evidence" folder is completely disorganized, much like his writing.

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Reviewing the tweet history of Fattycakes is to stare directly into the face of grease and psychosis.

Yet you still Xeet HUNDREDS of times a day you fat retard.
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This fat fuck also hides replies that correcT his misinformation and lies or disagrees slightly with him. He could get off twitter, but like some other cows, he just wants to cry about how Elon is a "nazi" while still using the platform and driving engagement on it. Fat wants to talk about principles but refuses to give up the platform he claims facilitates his harassment. Like others have said before, he loves this shit and would shrivel without the attention.
 
He doesn't seem like the organized type to keep spreadsheets, based on how he presented the exhibits in his pro-se document. I bet his "harassment evidence" folder is completely disorganized, much like his writing.
He seems more like the type that would scrawl user names on the wall in his own feces while mumbling "Enjoy prison stalker child" rather than keep an excel doc.

Reviewing the tweet history of Fattycakes is to stare directly into the face of grease and psychosis.
It's hour after hour, minute after minute of "You're life is already over. Enjoy prison atalker." It would already be insane if he responded with a copy pasta to every comment. But as brought up before, this pigga individually taps out every childing with his dainty hooves, as evidenced by his typos. I'll repeat a previous post and say it's like if Jack Torrance had a smart phone.
 
The beacons are lit, Patrick calls for aid!
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We need:
  • A secret service assassin not democratically elected that kills anyone UK deems to be a threat (foreign or domestic)
  • Unelected person who fights evil to protect the people, who is accountable to no one, and had a civil war to maintain his lack of accountability to the government and the public
  • Some cowboy
  • not sure about this one. Bing tells me that he means Vladmir Putin, and Google tells me he means French fries.
  • Some fucking bird
Patrick's master plan to save democracy involves French Fries, an unelected cowboy, person who fights AGAINST public accountability, and a literal assassin.

I'm going to guess he didn't think this through
 
The beacons are lit, Patrick calls for aid!
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Will Jackie street shitter answer?

We need:
  • A secret service assassin not democratically elected that kills anyone UK deems to be a threat (foreign or domestic)
  • Unelected person who fights evil to protect the people, who is accountable to no one, and had a civil war to maintain his lack of accountability to the government and the public
  • Some cowboy
  • not sure about this one. Bing tells me that he means Vladmir Putin, and Google tells me he means French fries.
  • Some fucking bird
Patrick's master plan to save democracy involves French Fries, an unelected cowboy, person who fights AGAINST public accountability, and a literal assassin.

I'm going to guess he didn't think this through
Poutine is a mess of food. Which is probably what Fatrick is left eating after every meal to continue to gain mass. He is just so fat
 
We need:
  • A secret service assassin not democratically elected that kills anyone UK deems to be a threat (foreign or domestic)
  • Unelected person who fights evil to protect the people, who is accountable to no one, and had a civil war to maintain his lack of accountability to the government and the public
  • Some cowboy
  • not sure about this one. Bing tells me that he means Vladmir Putin, and Google tells me he means French fries.
  • Some fucking bird
Patrick's master plan to save democracy involves French Fries, an unelected cowboy, person who fights AGAINST public accountability, and a literal assassin.

I'm going to guess he didn't think this through
Strangely, it's part of a longer thread sperging about how we need James Bond IRL. You've probably noticed a pattern. When Patrick talks about how to resolve the domestic and international issues facing the USA or the West in general, his answers break down one of two ways:
  1. We need X fictional character to save us!
  2. The total extermination of my enemies. Gas chambers and rape camps are too good for those who oppose me.
Here's more of his Bond sperging.
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Will Jackie street shitter answer?

The atalker of KiwiFarms is Jackie, so asked and answered.

(She brags about going undercover as a troll, is brown, and is what one gets when you order Muhammad Saeed al-Sahhaf from wish dot com. Thusly she's already here alogg'n all the crimes and all of our time is up and we'll be enjoying prison. But we won't be enjoying the prison together because ewww, other farmers. )

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muhammad_Saeed_al-Sahhaf

 
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