Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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The beacons are lit, Patrick calls for aid!
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there was a post some time ago that gave a rundown of how MK ultra succeeded cause the whole point of it was to ensure people would internalize movies and start to mentally blur the line between fiction and reality.

I read shit like this and wonder if that schizopost had it right. It is just beyond me how a 40 something year old man could think like this.
 
He lit the Fat signal. The only people who can save western democracy for the NPC race is the league of extraordinary individuals aka the unfuckables. Assemble! Nokes the Knife! Snack Attack Jack! The Diddler formerly know as Hildy! This assembly of fat retards is commanded by none other than the political firebrand Pork Squealer. No stalker childs will escape their justice and soon all the felony stalkers will be enjoying prison.
 
there was a post some time ago that gave a rundown of how MK ultra succeeded cause the whole point of it was to ensure people would internalize movies and start to mentally blur the line between fiction and reality.

I read shit like this and wonder if that schizopost had it right. It is just beyond me how a 40 something year old man could think like this.
For the same reason moviebob thinks like this. It's not some government conspiracy, they simply lack any other frame of reference. They don't read, they've never had real jobs, they've never traveled in a meaningful way, never been in any kind of leadership position, etc.

Stupid pop culture is the only thing they know enough about to make comparison too.

Because they are fat losers.
 
For the same reason moviebob thinks like this. It's not some government conspiracy, they simply lack any other frame of reference. They don't read, they've never had real jobs, they've never traveled in a meaningful way, never been in any kind of leadership position, etc.

Stupid pop culture is the only thing they know enough about to make comparison too.

Because they are fat losers.
Traveling might help Pat's writing and to comprehend world events. Go on a plane and go to Alaska. Life is fucking different up there. I've been. You're lucky to get internet in general at the best of times, bur that's part of the charm. You drive a lot, eat at strange hole in the walls, and meet all sorts of people. Though this would take pat out of his bubble for a week
 
We need:
  • A secret service assassin not democratically elected that kills anyone UK deems to be a threat (foreign or domestic)
  • Unelected person who fights evil to protect the people, who is accountable to no one, and had a civil war to maintain his lack of accountability to the government and the public
  • Some cowboy
  • not sure about this one. Bing tells me that he means Vladmir Putin, and Google tells me he means French fries.
  • Some fucking bird
Patrick's master plan to save democracy involves French Fries, an unelected cowboy, person who fights AGAINST public accountability, and a literal assassin.

I'm going to guess he didn't think this through
He’s making a (really sloppy) reference to the FVEY nations: the five major English speaking countries with intelligence sharing agreements.
James Bond - U.K.
Capt America - U.S.A.
Crocodile Dundee - Australia
Pvt Poutine - Canada
Kiwi birds - New Zealand

Telling them to wake up as if the FVEY arrangement isn’t already the backbone of the “world police” interventionist regime.
 
He did a version of the Bond thing on Twitter but it's completely incoherent so he got no engagement:

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He probably thought this was going to go viral. After this and the "sexual harassment" thread you can feel his followers backing slowly away.
 
He did a version of the Bond thing on Twitter but it's completely incoherent so he got no engagement:

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He probably thought this was going to go viral. After this and the "sexual harassment" thread you can feel his followers backing slowly away.
Ya know it's been a while since I watched the Daniel Craig James Bonds but I'm pretty sure from Skyfall the general theme is that only James Bond is a cold war relic, not all spies in general. Like the world doesn't need spies like James Bond who spend 95% of the time fuckin babes and blowing up cars.

Does Fatrick think actual spies are like James Bond? That if we had a few of them running around then Russia wouldn't have invaded Ukraine?

Here's what some actual Russian spies look like, they were part of a deep cover program that was the inspiration for that "The Americans" tv show.

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Top right guy does suspiciously look like Fatrick.
 
He did a version of the Bond thing on Twitter but it's completely incoherent so he got no engagement:

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He probably thought this was going to go viral. After this and the "sexual harassment" thread you can feel his followers backing slowly away.

Surprised that he isn’t implying he could train his own intelligence agents thanks to having been a competitive shooter, self defense trainer, and all around tough guy.

The next time a hubcap rolls off his Rustang he can make out it’s a super secret weapon.
 
Getting 'Black Twitter' to become Pat Posters would be worth some giggles.
We almost did. Think it was last year when a pest sent an e-mail to some black author and signed it off as being from Pat's e-mail. Author yells at Pat for being racist, Pat explains how he didn't send the e-mail and how you can literally write anyone's e-mail in the 'sender' box for blog messages, Author accepts this... But sicks Black Twitter on him anyway for being racist because he didn't grovel enough for something he didn't do.

One of my favourite Fatrick moments, and it's a moment where I'm kind of on his side.
 
We almost did. Think it was last year when a pest sent an e-mail to some black author and signed it off as being from Pat's e-mail. Author yells at Pat for being racist, Pat explains how he didn't send the e-mail and how you can literally write anyone's e-mail in the 'sender' box for blog messages, Author accepts this... But sicks Black Twitter on him anyway for being racist because he didn't grovel enough for something he didn't do.

One of my favourite Fatrick moments, and it's a moment where I'm kind of on his side.
can you link this in the thread, I remember it had like 30k likes, there was also the black dude who doxxed lynne for an email.
 
The beacons are lit, Patrick calls for aid!
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Holy fucking SHIT this is peak neoliberal cringe Patrick. For those even struggling to decipher this horseshit, essentially he's trying to invoke "Western Democracy" unity via some sort of unfathomably cringe pop culture hero team-up... metaphor... joke I think? I think this is supposed to be funny in his tryhard boomer brain? It's supposed to be, respectively: UK, USA, Australia, France, and New Zealand I think, but he doesn't know a single hero character from either France or New Zealand and just makes up completely stupid, unfunny substitutes. But anyway, these are the "siblings" who must wake up right now child! Patrick's beloved Western hegemony is threatened! Assemble the superheroes to take down Voldemort! Give me the inspiring climax where the Anglosphere wins and history ends in permanent unipolar neoliberalism like I was promised in 1991 come ooooonnn! Francis Fukushima you lied to me :mad:
 
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