Disney Adults / Disneymania

I'm not sure if anyone has posted this yet, but I stumbled onto a gem. A former Disney World Cast Member who was "friends with" Drizella, Melanie re-posted on her TikTok (magicalgirlmelanie) a video from a year ago in which she recounts the story of a Disney Adult getting pissy when Drizella signed her autograph book, then cried when said stepsister finished signing the book. The fact that Melanie reenacts the Disney Adult's expressions when in Drizella getup makes her retelling a bit more entertaining. Melanie appears to have about 15 more of these stories on her TikTok.

Story here. MP4 below.


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PS: What the fuck are these adults doing at a Character Dining thing? This story would not have happened if these fuckers grew up, but we live in a society where arrested development is accepted and encouraged. Thanks Disney!
"Where did I put my asthma medication, where did I put my asthma medication" Annoying, right? So I hid it. Why not search for it, right? Honestly, I kind of want an adventuring man anyway. It's kind of boring if you get handed everything that you want, like what is this a bad fanfiction? Grasp out a little, reach into the abyss you loser. Anyway he died but I found a new guy. He had an epipen.
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I'm not sure if anyone has posted this yet, but I stumbled onto a gem. A former Disney World Cast Member who was "friends with" Drizella, Melanie re-posted on her TikTok (magicalgirlmelanie) a video from a year ago in which she recounts the story of a Disney Adult getting pissy when Drizella signed her autograph book, then cried when said stepsister finished signing the book. The fact that Melanie reenacts the Disney Adult's expressions when in Drizella getup makes her retelling a bit more entertaining. Melanie appears to have about 15 more of these stories on her TikTok.

Story here. MP4 below.


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PS: What the fuck are these adults doing at a Character Dining thing? This story would not have happened if these fuckers grew up, but we live in a society where arrested development is accepted and encouraged. Thanks Disney!
LOL the fact that it was the mother that acted like this makes this even more hilarious.
 
What the fuck are these adults doing at a Character Dining thing?
wife and me hit a few, not so much for character dining but because we were staying at a hotel that had it at the buffet
when we explained to Goofy that we didn't bring a camera he made the "flap one hand at your shoulder" universal DERP gesture, and we had a good laugh about it
 
wife and me hit a few, not so much for character dining but because we were staying at a hotel that had it at the buffet
when we explained to Goofy that we didn't bring a camera he made the "flap one hand at your shoulder" universal DERP gesture, and we had a good laugh about it
The mental image is funnier if you give Goofy this face:

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It's been a long time but I've finally got damn's time now.

Server lurkin's been hell recently. Along with the middle aged women one, 'in one with 8.6k and 'nother for an official disney game.

Ain' talk much in 'em or lord forbid stare into them spawns of hell they call the chat rooms.

Did make this recently to pass the time.
 
It's been a long time but I've finally got damn's time now.

Server lurkin's been hell recently. Along with the middle aged women one, 'in one with 8.6k and 'nother for an official disney game.

Ain' talk much in 'em or lord forbid stare into them spawns of hell they call the chat rooms.

Did make this recently to pass the time.
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I assume Dreamlight Valley adults are the unholy hellspawn of Disney Adults and Animal Crossing Adults, so godspeed.
 
I assume Dreamlight Valley adults are the unholy hellspawn of Disney Adults and Animal Crossing Adults, so godspeed.
you'd be damn near correct. One stop at art channel gives ye this. Now ye might say this's some child's drawin', but...
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Sweet lord on heaven it aint.
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Counted a metric shit loads of hoss's that use their IRL names like nothin'...

Ain' stoppin's me from a few words of a Yinzer I truly adore. (Censored my Discord user for safety reasons.)
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I'lls try and update much's I can. Gotta Hi-Ball now. Wish me safe travels boys
 
Oh! Before I get clearance 'rom ANIS, Those jackass's at Disney made this awful cash toy grabbin'
lookin' lego special or some shit for the middle aged women to eats' up. The catch?

Gaston's the fucking villain who tries to murder red fish lady's dad and horde shit more than a damn Todd Howard addicted 'kyrim player and Andrew Tate level of hatin' women. Same Va too. Only savin' grace of that damn Hell Spawn, IMHO.

Vid below is all th' proofs ye need.


Damn. Clear Signal. 'Outta Hi-ball Now! GodSpeed autists.
 
I'm not sure if anyone has posted this yet, but I stumbled onto a gem. A former Disney World Cast Member who was "friends with" Drizella, Melanie re-posted on her TikTok (magicalgirlmelanie) a video from a year ago in which she recounts the story of a Disney Adult getting pissy when Drizella signed her autograph book, then cried when said stepsister finished signing the book. The fact that Melanie reenacts the Disney Adult's expressions when in Drizella getup makes her retelling a bit more entertaining. Melanie appears to have about 15 more of these stories on her TikTok.

Story here. MP4 below.


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PS: What the fuck are these adults doing at a Character Dining thing? This story would not have happened if these fuckers grew up, but we live in a society where arrested development is accepted and encouraged. Thanks Disney!
I kinda respect the cast members even more, now. Not only do you have to be really good at acting and improv, but you have to deal with disney adults.
 
Why do you type like an autistic southern cattle rustler
Preciats the concern. But honestly, this shit drives me insane that im start speaking in 20s southern slang.

Can’t help it. Studied too much other autists don’t help neither

(had to call out a Roblox dev turned 13 year old dating sex pest in between the months I’ve been gone. Long story on that I don’t have time on)
 
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I'm not sure if anyone has posted this yet, but I stumbled onto a gem. A former Disney World Cast Member who was "friends with" Drizella, Melanie re-posted on her TikTok (magicalgirlmelanie) a video from a year ago in which she recounts the story of a Disney Adult getting pissy when Drizella signed her autograph book, then cried when said stepsister finished signing the book. The fact that Melanie reenacts the Disney Adult's expressions when in Drizella getup makes her retelling a bit more entertaining. Melanie appears to have about 15 more of these stories on her TikTok.

Story here. MP4 below.


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PS: What the fuck are these adults doing at a Character Dining thing? This story would not have happened if these fuckers grew up, but we live in a society where arrested development is accepted and encouraged. Thanks Disney!
God damn. First didnt knew some face characters turn into streamers (good god imagine one turning into a knockoff metokur.)

Second, think my respect for them grew. They go through more hell than I'd say any 19th century railroad worker.

Fact we have grown people cryin' over stuff like this is insanely autisticly stupid. Godspeed you face character actors. Keep up the good fight.
 
Oh! Before I get clearance 'rom ANIS, Those jackass's at Disney made this awful cash toy grabbin'
lookin' lego special or some shit for the middle aged women to eats' up. The catch?

Gaston's the fucking villain who tries to murder red fish lady's dad and horde shit more than a damn Todd Howard addicted 'kyrim player and Andrew Tate level of hatin' women. Same Va too. Only savin' grace of that damn Hell Spawn, IMHO.

Vid below is all th' proofs ye need. View attachment 5361283

Damn. Clear Signal. 'Outta Hi-ball Now! GodSpeed autists.
Ok as a side note it's pretty cool they got Gaston's voice actor back despite him being 70 now and he still sounds like how he did in 1991.
 
Ok as a side note it's pretty cool they got Gaston's voice actor back despite him being 70 now and he still sounds like how he did in 1991.
Was my first thought too ironically enough.

Also want to apologize for the schizophrenic unhinged ranting earlier. Some stuff irl and lurking through hellspawns have taken a toll on me.

If I don’t make it, tell my family I love them.
 
One thing I really don't get about these people is why they care so much about the mascots, treating them with similar importance to the rides. This woman waited 4 hours in line to meet Jack Skellington


When I was a kid in the target demographic for this stuff, I wouldn't have waited 5 minutes in line for the mascot. What are they getting out of this?
 
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One thing I really don't get about these people is why they care so much about the mascots, treating them with similar importance to the rides. This woman waited 4 hours in line to meet Jack Skellington


When I was a kid in the target demographic for this stuff, I wouldn't have waited 5 minutes in line for the mascot. What are they getting out of this?
All I can say is 10-year-old me went to Florida for her birthday, went to both Disney and Universal, and wished she'd just skipped Disney and spent 2 days at Universal instead.
 
Some guy got naked at Disneyland's Small World ride. Dunno why he did it
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they way they're carrying him off like a fucking holiday turkey lol

honestly this just seems like run of the mill everyday lunacy, there's always someone doing something like this in every situation and this was by far one of the calmer naked public weirdos i've seen
visions of the fat woman that smeared herself in cake at the supermarket come up
 
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