DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Agent Proper said:
How fucking retarded is he? He put his latest emergency video, the one where he shows his IPs and MAC addresses as his channel trailer on YouTube.

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There's this thing called "stupidity". Phil has a lot of it. So much so, that you could say that he's fucking retarded.

Also, never let a small thing like EXPLOITATIVE PERSONAL INFORMATION get in the way of a good pity beg, right Phil?

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Agent Proper said:
How fucking retarded is he? He put his latest emergency video, the one where he shows his IPs and MAC addresses as his channel trailer on YouTube.

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Victim bullshit the second you click on his channel, what a way of selling yourself. Imagine you are so fucking boring, oh so boring that your Internet issue which you refuse to resolve legally is better than all your current gameplay. Nothing to showcase.

Lord_Point said:
Not even the literal children targeted by this ad would think blockbuster is inviting you to travel though magical portals to ride bikes with your dog though the store. Even 8 year olds are better at distinguishing reality from fantasy compared to DSP. Add another tally for reasons why DSP is a 65 IQ sub human retard.
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The good thing about Reacts is you get to see AlienSydePhil saying ridiculous stuff. It really feels that the only commentary Phil can give is negative and nitpicking and of course retarded but thats a given.
 
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"Hopefully I will not have any more interruptions. And what I mean by that..."

Yes Dave, please explain what you could mean by that. This has become his most aggravating pignosis figures of speech for me. He puts it behind the most trivial of things, things that definitely need no further explanations. This one is worse than "thus".
 
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DSP just sent even more information (which they already had if they log everything) to the company that has employees that "leak all his information", sounds good? Also he dropped the "I spent hundreds of dollars on my modem", so Comcast about to pay for that too.

Also he got his dedicated psychiatrist from Comcast, poor guy.
 
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popped back in to his stream, and he's happy as a pig in hogans, GAIS depression cured. It's almost like he wasn't depressed just having a toddler like tantrum because he wasn't comcast special little boy

Then his take on the SF6 skin issue...I shouldn't be surprised but he got most of it wrong and then his take on it is like smoothed galaxy-brained. He's says it's cost so much babbles then ends that he going to get a few.

Lord_Point said:
Uh oh, 2024 is going to be CRAZY BUSY! Fucking retarded devs front loaded 2024 with so many games!

Jan 2024 will mark the 28th consecutive month of the busy hardcore gaming season!
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the stupidest part, almost like a cartoon. He was going on about how it's so front-loaded and so many releases, mentions 2 games then says he doesn't remember whats coming out in early 2024 BUT it's front-loaded.
 
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Guys.. I know it’s been mentioned before, but imma just repeat it, since I still have a hard time wrapping my head around it.

DSP BELIEVES CELLPHONES CONNECTS TO SATELITES!!!

Jeezus, he is dense as fuck. I’ll bet you even Chrischan knows the rudimentary of how cellphones work, and that there is such a thing as cellphone towers.
 
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detractorzer0 said:
Hey Phil, Do a backflip.
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"Ok, ready? Here we go."
Phil steps off stream. Grunting noises and a thud are heard.
"Whoo! I did a backflip on my floor, I actually did it. There's just no way you could see because I couldn't turn my camera slightly to the side for some reason." Phil takes a long swig of gin water
"Ok, detractorzer0, either pay up or get the fuck out because you're a liar!"
 
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Wasabi Panda said:
the adpocolypse was obnoxious. It showed when he goes on his "realistic" rants about videogames, it's not an act the lines of fiction and reality are blurred for PP.
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He can't even think about what ifs. He was asked once about what he would do if YouTube vanished and he couldn't stream anymore and his answer was basically "Umm YouTube would never vanish and I can go other places anyways."

He fundamentally can't plan ahead of think of what can happen in the future. I think this goes into why he spends so much money all the time, he literally can't stop and go, "Maybe I will need this in the future."
Agent Proper said:
How fucking retarded is he? He put his latest emergency video, the one where he shows his IPs and MAC addresses as his channel trailer on YouTube.

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To be fair, this is a good representation of what his channel is like. An hour of bitching and moaning while pignotizing people? What else represents Phil than that?
Fapcop said:
Video shows a giraf.
DSP: “Imma pause it here! Did you see the giraf?! That’s a really long neck don’t you think?”

Video shows giraf eating.
DSP: “Oh look! I never knew they are leafs like that! Guess it makes sense with a long neck that they’d eat from the top of the tree tuh-huh-huh!”
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Video shows science explanation
DSP: "Hmmm, mhm, I see. Does this really work or is this theoretical?"

Video says science explanation is all a theory and hasn't been tested because it's about gravity or black holes or something
DSP: "Oh so it is a complete waste of time and these guys are just guessing. Ok."
gettingthatgrooveback said:
The title of the video is absolutely schizophrenic.
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If it is fraud go ahead and sue Phil. I'm sure there are lawyers who will hop on board even if you cry that you can't afford them since this is a billion dollar company.
 
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myone said:
"Hopefully I will not have any more interruptions. And what I mean by that..."

Yes Dave, please explain what you could mean by that. This has become his most aggravating pignosis figures of speech for me. He puts it behind the most trivial of things, things that definitely need no further explanations. This one is worse than "thus".
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Remember when he pigsplained what produce is?
 
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Lol! Phil is so happy about his “super special contact person”! That’s all it took, really to make him squeal of delight.

Did you hear that smug “how many people have had this?!”
 
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