DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[QwahlityKahntent]

I wonder how far the new mature adult clothing larp goes? I love the idea of him just wearing dress shoes with every outfit because thats what mature adults do, but he most likely just wears house slippers everywhere since his feet are not on camera. No chance Phil wears Velcro shoes, too much work and probably too difficult for him to figure out, bugged puzzle shoe mechanics dood.

He got caught recently wearing his Zelda jammy pants with his mature adult style button up shirts

 

[Amanda Byrnes]

No chance Phil wears Velcro shoes, too much work and probably too difficult for him to figure out, bugged puzzle shoe mechanics dood.

“Dicksucking McDickerson just asked if I wear velcro shoes. Uh no! I don’t know if you’re aware of this but velcro is actually a really tough substance that can kill you if you’re not too careful. I used them on my wall to hang stuff and it took a TON of effort. I’m not exaggerating. Guys, when you wear velcro shoes, You have to bend down, you have to extend your fingers, you have to grab the strip of velcro—which is really tough so you might scrape yourself and get a cut—and then PULL the strip back, And then forward, and then place it on the other strip. And when you have to un-velcro, then you have to do the whole thing in REVERSE ORDER.”

 

[Kier Starmer]

Oh yay but remember "I'm not a drama streamer!"

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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Oh yay but remember "I'm not a drama streamer!"

Cue over 30 minutes of nothing from Phil's day off, 15 minutes of begging, and 15 minutes of going over his schedule.

Oh, and zero gaming news.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

“Dicksucking McDickerson just asked if I wear velcro shoes. Uh no! I don’t know if you’re aware of this but velcro is actually a really tough substance that can kill you if you’re not too careful. I used them on my wall to hang stuff and it took a TON of effort. I’m not exaggerating. Guys, when you wear velcro shoes, You have to bend down, you have to extend your fingers, you have to grab the strip of velcro—which is really tough so you might scrape yourself and get a cut—and then PULL the strip back, And then forward, and then place it on the other strip. And when you have to un-velcro, then you have to do the whole thing in REVERSE ORDER.”

Forgot that if the gout flares up he could die with the really tough velcro stopping his circulation.

 

[Corpun]

He got caught recently wearing his Zelda jammy pants with his mature adult style button up shirts

Imagine the look on some ComCast installer's face or the appraisal guy's when he opens the door to greet them dressed like that.

 

[FamicomGorby]

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Oh yay but remember "I'm not a drama streamer!"

I guess he's past "muh dupression" and will now do some gloat streaming and talk about how @dangreene was fired and the FBI broke down his door and cuffed him and then shot him where he stood in his living room.

What's Dave gonna say next time his internet goes down? Just skip to the emergency begging for a Starlink setup?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Imagine the look on some ComCast installer's face or the appraisal guy's when he opens the door to greet them dressed like that.

To be fair that probably doesn't make it in the top 20 of the horrific shit a Comcast installer sees.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

I wonder if the President of Comcast contacted him behind the scenes to offer an apology and confirm that Phil was right about everything?

 

[Love Is Blue]

I wonder if the President of Comcast contacted him behind the scenes to offer an apology and confirm that Phil was right about everything?

indeed he did, he also said that he was a huge fan of phill and that the trolls are morhans that don't know what they're talking about

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Serious question: Is Phil an autist?

Watched his “adpocolypse” marathon recently (well, as much as I could take, given his habit of stopping the video every 30 seconds to narrate what we JUST watched.)

But a few things stood out, namely his apparent inability to NOT take everything literary. An ad shows kid’s taking the cookies for Santa? “Woah dood! That’s not good! You’re teaching kids to STEAL!”

An ad showing mom suggesting Chuck-E-Cheese after the kids do their chores? “Woah dood! You’re teaching BRIBERY to your kids! That’s not good!”

The man is 41 years old, and somehow seems unable to grasp that ads aren’t commandments, and that even kids know an ad is just an ad.

the adpocolypse was obnoxious. It showed when he goes on his "realistic" rants about videogames, it's not an act the lines of fiction and reality are blurred for PP.

It's like he thinks commercials are slice of life documentaries on top of how he acts like he knows so much about advertising and market cause he has a business degree but thinks a generic disclaimer on a Happy Meal ad was special and put on the commercial cause the toy was so popular they sold out and is baffled like asked the meaning of life when product photography comes up

He took everything so literal it was so irritating especially since he would get really arrogant and that "I know better than everyone" tone and say the dumbest shit even for him.

After that and not being able to understand that the South Park trailer, cartman's VO was just to tell the viewer the way the game will play but doing it like a dungeon master as everyone sat around a table. Thats not how the game is going to play.

I'm convinced the Asian Pedo is actually smarter than the pig roach, I'm sure Derich understood that commercials are hypothetical situations used to promote a product not historical tomes.

 

[Agent Proper]

How fucking retarded is he? He put his latest emergency video, the one where he shows his IPs and MAC addresses as his channel trailer on YouTube.

 

[Fapcop]

the adpocolypse was obnoxious. It showed when he goes on his "realistic" rants about videogames, it's not an act the lines of fiction and reality are blurred for PP.

It's like he thinks commercials are slice of life documentaries on top of how he acts like he knows so much about advertising and market cause he has a business degree but thinks a generic disclaimer on a Happy Meal ad was special and put on the commercial cause the toy was so popular they sold out and is baffled like asked the meaning of life when product photography comes up

He took everything so literal it was so irritating especially since he would get really arrogant and that "I know better than everyone" tone and say the dumbest shit even for him.

After that and not being able to understand that the South Park trailer, cartman's VO was just to tell the viewer the way the game will play but doing it like a dungeon master as everyone sat around a table. Thats not how the game is going to play.

I'm convinced the Asian Pedo is actually smarter than the pig roach, I'm sure Derich understood that commercials are hypothetical situations used to promote a product not historical tomes.

This is probably my favorite bit. At 20:24 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_wROAbM5P8

Some animated kid rides a skateboard through a blockbuster.

Phil: “This is bad advertisement! Whaaa?! They’d never let you ride a skateboard through a blockbuster! This ad promoted bad behavior!”

It’s just wild to me to hear a grown man with takes like this, lol!

 

[Scopely]

I guess he's past "muh dupression" and will now do some gloat streaming and talk about how @dangreene was fired and the FBI broke down his door and cuffed him and then shot him where he stood in his living room.

What's Dave gonna say next time his internet goes down? Just skip to the emergency begging for a Starlink setup?

Until a detractor lands a job at the ISS and fucks with his internet again.
Then it's begging to connect directly to a tier 1 transatlantic cable.
As hilarious as this entire saga was, that fucker does deserve to be fired and sued into oblivion.

 

[Lord_Point]

This is probably my favorite bit. At 20:24 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_wROAbM5P8

Some animated kid rides a skateboard through a blockbuster.

Phil: “This is bad advertisement! Whaaa?! They’d never let you ride a skateboard through a blockbuster! This ad promoted bad behavior!”

It’s just wild to me to hear a grown man with takes like this, lol!

Not even the literal children targeted by this ad would think blockbuster is inviting you to travel though magical portals to ride bikes with your dog though the store. Even 8 year olds are better at distinguishing reality from fantasy compared to DSP. Add another tally for reasons why DSP is a 65 IQ sub human retard.

 

[detractorzer0]

This is probably my favorite bit. At 20:24 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_wROAbM5P8

Some animated kid rides a skateboard through a blockbuster.

Phil: “This is bad advertisement! Whaaa?! They’d never let you ride a skateboard through a blockbuster! This ad promoted bad behavior!”

It’s just wild to me to hear a grown man with takes like this, lol!

You know, maybe he isn't being an asshole about semantics when people say things to him. Maybe he's legitimately tarded and when someone says "Phil is constantly begging," his gin-addled brain can't wrap around it.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

You know, maybe he isn't being an asshole about semantics when people say things to him. Maybe he's legitimately tarded and when someone says "Phil is constantly begging," his gin-addled brain can't wrap around it.

I think it's mostly that Dave needs to say anything that pops in his head, or he'll sit there forever saying nothing and goat laughing.

 

[Fapcop]

You know, maybe he isn't being an asshole about semantics when people say things to him. Maybe he's legitimately tarded and when someone says "Phil is constantly begging," his gin-addled brain can't wrap around it.

There’s some truth to that.

His standard response is: “I don’t beg ask for donations ALL the time! I do it in the beggining of the stream and the end, and sometimes remind people if donations are low!”

Would just be like tard/autist/ginbrain DSP to not understand that language isn’t always literal.

I think it's mostly that Dave needs to say anything that pops in his head, or he'll sit there forever saying nothing and goat laughing.

His “reACK” content is the most infuriating thing.

Video shows a giraf.
DSP: “Imma pause it here! Did you see the giraf?! That’s a really long neck don’t you think?”

Video shows giraf eating.
DSP: “Oh look! I never knew they are leafs like that! Guess it makes sense with a long neck that they’d eat from the top of the tree tuh-huh-huh!”

 

[BallBuster II]

How fucking retarded is he? He put his latest emergency video, the one where he shows his IPs and MAC addresses as his channel trailer on YouTube.

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Well it has gotten more views than a weeks worth of uploads for him.

 

[clothes in my closet]