DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Elchuparola]

Yesterday superchats

 

[Corpun]

I think he tends to be more emotional around the holiday season.

Phil, you know the wine gin makes you emotional.

He can't even set up a fucking merch store and it's mostly self-inflicted. He keeps crying about muh trollz, muh woke companies, muh slander but then goes and admits that he emails merch store websites with his life story rather than clicking the big fat "SET UP YOUR STORE HERE" button. Null can set up a merch store but Phail wants people to believe that he can't??? He is going about everything in the most roundabout, unreasonable and boomerish manner possible. After reading @clothes in my closet's post here I wouldn't be surprised that the guy who fucked with him actually manages to get away scot free just because Phil refuses to communicate with someone who could help him in a reasonable manner.

Can't even do it himself because he is too stupid to set up a trial run of merch shirts and too greedy to handle the mailing costs even though this is literally the most secure way for him. No trolls to fuck with him, no woke companies to deal with because the trolls send out of context stuff, no scammers.

But a few things stood out, namely his apparent inability to NOT take everything literary. An ad shows kid’s taking the cookies for Santa? “Woah dood! That’s not good! You’re teaching kids to STEAL!”

As stated in this thread before, DSP can't understand hypotheticals and takes a lot of shit literally. Remember, he thought WWE was real until Rambo told him it wasn't.

 

[Iron Hamster]

He can't even set up a fucking merch store and it's mostly self-inflicted. He keeps crying about muh trollz, muh woke companies, muh slander but then goes and admits that he emails merch store websites with his life story rather than clicking the big fat "SET UP YOUR STORE HERE" button. Null can set up a merch store but Phail wants people to believe that he can't??? He is going about everything in the most roundabout, unreasonable and boomerish manner possible. After reading @clothes in my closet's post here I wouldn't be surprised that the guy who fucked with him actually manages to get away scot free just because Phil refuses to communicate with someone who could help him in a reasonable manner.

That story is just bullshit to cover for losing the account die to inactivity. The claim that teespring 'came to me and designed my stuff' is the deepest of bullshit.

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

So when is Dave's next Street Fighter stream? Comcast faggot (allegedly) quits tomorrow. Do you think he is going to blame his lag and dropped inputs on the Comcast faggot lag switching him?

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

So when is Dave's next Street Fighter stream? Comcast faggot (allegedly) quits tomorrow. Do you think he is going to blame his lag and dropped inputs on the Comcast faggot lag switching him?

Tomorrow night, and he says he's finally playing ranked again.

And, yes, of course Dave will. He forever has excuses for laaaahg now.

 

[Lord_Point]

As stated in this thread before, DSP can't understand hypotheticals and takes a lot of shit literally. Remember, he thought WWE was real until Rambo told him it wasn't.

My favorite phil moment that I can never find is when someone asked him what he would rather have as a pet; a dog sized king kong or a dog sized godzilla. To which he responded "thats a dumb questions godzillas dont exist"

Any other stream I would assume they are playing a bit. Only dave is special enough to unironically correct a hypothetical.

 

[CaptainDeTractor]

Eagerly awaiting the day I log on to a stream and just see Phil’s lower torso dangling from the ceiling as Jasper slaps and bites at his shoestrings while climbing in Phil’s chair.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Eagerly awaiting the day I log on to a stream and just see Phil’s lower torso dangling from the ceiling as Jasper slaps and bites at his shoestrings while climbing in Phil’s chair.

They say cats will begin eating their dead owners after about 6-7 hours. If for some reason FatKat didn’t take Jasper Kitty with her after the divorce, imagine how unsatisfying of a meal Phil will be. Like cold gravy wrapped in stale flour tortillas probably. Covered in fucking hair.

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

Tomorrow night, and he says he's finally playing ranked again.

And, yes, of course Dave will. He forever has excuses for laaaahg now.

The true legacy of Comcast Fag.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

Eagerly awaiting the day I log on to a stream and just see Phil’s lower torso dangling from the ceiling as Jasper slaps and bites at his shoestrings while climbing in Phil’s chair.

I'd truly be impressed because that means DSP found a way to hang a noose with velcro.

 

[Agent Proper]

I'd truly be impressed because that means DSP found a way to hang a noose with velcro.

I think the best part would be that he'd probably use his shower stool to hang out with.

 

[kevin majorca]

They say cats will begin eating their dead owners after about 6-7 hours. If for some reason FatKat didn’t take Jasper Kitty with her after the divorce, imagine how unsatisfying of a meal Phil will be. Like cold gravy wrapped in stale flour tortillas probably. Covered in fucking hair.

Wouldn't be that surprised if they found poor ol' Jasper starved to death and Phil's carcass completely intact. Ain't no way an animal would eat that toxic pile of shait.

 

[Iron Father]

Eagerly awaiting the day I log on to a stream and just see Phil’s lower torso dangling from the ceiling as Jasper slaps and bites at his shoestrings while climbing in Phil’s chair.

He'd probably try to double-sided tape the noose to the ceiling and fuck it up.

They say Khets will begin eating their dead owners after about 6-7 hours.

 

[Danny McBride]

Just got done reading up on the comcast stuff cause I can only take phill for so long before I have to stop for a week or 2, But why couldnt that dude who was shutting down phils internet keep it going like fuck piggy I want that fat cunt to not have internet for months and see how he reacts cause when he isnt making money that means no more gin and no more sweaty man JPGS

 

[Balr0g]

Just got done reading up on the comcast stuff cause I can only take phill for so long before I have to stop for a week or 2, But why couldnt that dude who was shutting down phils internet keep it going like fuck piggy I want that fat cunt to not have internet for months and see how he reacts cause when he isnt making money that means no more gin and no more sweaty man JPGS

I bet 1MM would just donate regardless. 100$ a day sounds good. And who knows who actually donates behind the scenes today? Remember that one stream Tevin made and it showed Phil's Streamlabs leaderboard. someone was leading with a 1.000$ donation and right after that Phil disbaled said option. And that was way before PlanetJeff tipped 1000$ to see Jasper the declawed one

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Hullo everyone. I hope you're well. My name is Phil Burnell otherwise known as Darksydephil. Today is 1 Dec 2023. And incidentally it's also the first day of my streaming week. *snort*

 

[DeeTracktor]

No ''Hello Jews''?

I dont think PetiteDragon is the real Phil

 

[Brother Wind]

Eagerly awaiting the day I log on to a stream and just see Phil’s lower torso dangling from the ceiling as Jasper slaps and bites at his shoestrings while climbing in Phil’s chair.

Bold if you to assume he is a.) wearing shoes and b.) wearing shoes that don't use fucking velcro

 

[Lord_Point]

Bold if you to assume he is a.) wearing shoes and b.) wearing shoes that don't use fucking velcro

I wonder how far the new mature adult clothing larp goes? I love the idea of him just wearing dress shoes with every outfit because thats what mature adults do, but he most likely just wears house slippers everywhere since his feet are not on camera. No chance Phil wears Velcro shoes, too much work and probably too difficult for him to figure out, bugged puzzle shoe mechanics dood.

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

No chance Phil wears Velcro shoes, too much work and probably too difficult for him to figure out, bugged puzzle shoe mechanics dood.

Slip ons only, he's got a household to operate.