If you had to fuck a Pokémon, which one and why?

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Just A Fat Round Bird
Well fantastic, now Im reminded of the stupid copypasta PES game tip that sometimes shows up in 4chan cup. Quote:
"Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They...
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Well fantastic, now Im reminded of the stupid copypasta PES game tip that sometimes shows up in 4chan cup. Quote:
"Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more"
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Just A Fat Round Bird said:
Well fantastic, now Im reminded of the stupid copypasta PES game tip that sometimes shows up in 4chan cup. Quote:
"Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more"
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Did you know that Umbreon has pores so toxic it will kill you immediately? That's because its sweat contains Tetrodotoxin (TTX). But don't worry if you want to fuck one!Thanks to advanced science and many biologists and pokemon trainers, scientists found out each one of Umbreon's pores contain two sweat glands, one contains the highly toxic TTX, the other contains salt, water and some other compounds like you find in human glands. If an Umbreon is in heat, the toxic gland is closed while the regular gland is open. Kinda like your own penis: Your urethra is closed when your weiner is hard and it's pretty hard to pee. Speaking of weiner, it is totally safe to put your weiner inside Umbreon. There are no toxic compounds in an Umbreon's wet pussy and shooting your semen inside will not cause any chemical reaction that lead to toxic compounds. The only thing you need to worry is your condom: The oily fluids of Umbreon's pussy rapidly dissolve the condom, so don't even try to protect! If you don't want baby Eevees, just cum in Umbreon's mouth, otherwise just count the days of Umbreon's estrous cycle. Umbreons have a cycle of 24.8 days.
 
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