Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Professor Iris]

Yuck. Did she program that on Windows 95? That looks awful!

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Lowtax's review of the game is on Steam.

 

[AnOminous]

Guess who just found out Ralph's got arrested and is in jail.

>Imma just phone the proescutor directly.

I doubt you can just do that. And they won't care a bit.

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This man actually intends to harass a prosecutor because someone deserves a more severe punishment for disagreeing with him.

Also 32 new pages of this thread since a few hours ago? Nothing John did is that interesting.

Guess who just found out Ralph's got arrested and is in jail.

>Imma just phone the proescutor directly.

I doubt you can just do that. And they won't care a bit.

It's pretty much begging the defense lawyer to raise issues of bias since random people are apparently harassing the prosecutor.

 

[Kiwi Farms dot net]

did frank wu marry this fucking clown for citizenship

I can't figure out why anyone would buy these nutjobs a home

 

[Randy Lahey]

did frank wu marry this fucking clown for citizenship

I can't figure out why anyone would buy these nutjobs a home

frank waxes his carrot to transtesticles like john that's why they got married

 

[repentance]

I hate to say it, but I have a feeling that Revo 60 is going to become a "so awful we love it" hit in our home.

 

[Frozen Space Faggot]

did frank wu marry this fucking clown for citizenship

I can't figure out why anyone would buy these nutjobs a home

I'd always heard that Brianna was a self-made woman

 

[Von Clausewitz]

Oh god, guys, I discovered something amazing.

If you bought this piece of shit, go to steamapps\common\Revolution 60\UDKGame\Movies and you can find the game's cutscenes. What's amazing is this: you know those constant audio issues Revolution 60 has? The cutscenes have them too. You'd assume this would be the result of Wu's shitty programming breaking everything but no, you can watch the cutscenes in that folder complete with audio issues.

It's not just the game that's broke, it's the prerendered fucking cutscenes that are broke too.

As mentioned earlier Natalie O'Brien doesn't feature in the credits.

But this is interesting.

Yep - that crusader against white privilege Brianna Wu was gifted a free house.

And who is Tom Yang?

Uncle Tom and his free house.

John Scalzi and James S.A. Corey (=Daniel Abraham and Ty Franck) three great SciFi authors forever tainted by the touch of scrotum hair. We truly live in dank times.

 

[IV 445]

Quick! Complete the event!

O P P R E S S I O N

 

[Shovel Mick]

http://steamcharts.com/app/350200

According to this chart, REV60 had a peak population of TEN.

Lets compare that to some other noted flops;

Ghostbusters: all time peak of 494. Game flopped so hard that it bankrupted the company that developed it.

http://steamcharts.com/app/9870

And just for fun, heres No Mans Sky. All time peak of 212,321

http://steamcharts.com/app/275850

The fact that Rev60 flopped so hard shouldn't be surprising, but having some numbers definitely makes it interesting. Release day is generally a peaking point for AAA developed games with a harsh dropoff after two weeks or so.

Brianna is gonna have to shill hard and use her backchannels to get this piece of shit into an indie game bundle, and even that seems unlikely.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Quick! Complete the event!

O P P R E S S I O N

Based on your post and avatar, I'm imagining Kermit doing a let's play of Rev. 60.

 

[Flynt's Missing Pecker]

If this was anyone but Wu I might have an ounce of sympathy. At some point he obviously cared a lot about the game and worked hard on it. But Johnny is such an arrogant, narcissistic shit head that I can't help bathing in the schadenfreude.

 

[Judge Holden]

John Scalzi and James S.A. Corey (=Daniel Abraham and Ty Franck) three great SciFi authors forever tainted by the touch of scrotum hair. We truly live in dank times.

Scalzi has been throwing angry twitter tantrums in support of SJW causes for a while now. Guys basically graham lineham but with a little bit more going for him careerwise these days.

 

[Picklepower]

On a human level I did feel a little bad that someones creative endeavor turned out to be crap. But then I remembered Wu probably thinks the game is flawless, and is getting asspats anyway.

 

[Vaclav]

Lowtax's review of the game is on Steam.

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For Brianna so loved the Internet, she gave her game development career that Lowtax might not sink into obscurity but have renewed life. Amen.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

"Revolution 60? What the fuck was that?" - John Flynt

 

[Judge Holden]

Just saw Mombot (of the Zachattack massive multi lolcow chimpout event fame) post this.

its been said many times before I know, but wu is a frightening looking creature

 

[Von Clausewitz]

"Revolution 60? What the fuck was that?" - John Flynt

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In other words Wu has literally nothing in the pipeline for what to do next.

 

[Redeemer and Destroyer]

I was excited for the release and now, here it is. After three agonizing years of witnessing Wu procrastinate herself into a corner, Revolution 60 has arrived. And, as expected, it's just as terrible and moneygrubbing as the first. Alas, I cannot download it. I'm too technologically inept to set up a VPN to pirate it. And like hell I would give money to her.

 

[JSGOTI]

http://steamcharts.com/app/350200

According to this chart, REV60 had a peak population of TEN.

You know what I find to be far, far too fucking amusing at this point?
My torrent of the game has had probably 30 downloads so far that I've noticed. And in a short amount of time, there's going to be more seeds of it active than there were peak players for this trash heap.