Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

Well guys and gals, after lurking for some two thousand posts I feel like now is the time to emerge and join the fray. It was difficult to get an account here, I am not an accomplished true and honest womyn in tech like our lord and saviour Brianna (penis be upon him), but I have finally succeeded.

In all my time surfing the web, I haven't encountered a community that just 'gets' it like you retards. That probably means something. Let's crack on shall we?
 
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Internet War Criminal said:
diddling his pelvis gash
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AngeloTheWizard said:
I just had a terrifying thought...where do we go from here? In terms of lolcows, this is the climax. Does Brianna Wu go silent for the next several months, or does she chimpout so hard we mount up for round 2?
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now its time to chimp out about steam reviews and people on youtube who criticizes her game
 
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I just had a terrifying thought...where do we go from here? In terms of lolcows, this is the climax. Does Brianna Wu go silent for the next several months, or does she chimpout so hard we mount up for round 2?

EDIT: I made a strawpoll but the Farms don't like them. Well, never mind then.
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She's trying to be a journalist now. The milk will flow.
 
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AngeloTheWizard said:
I just had a terrifying thought...where do we go from here? In terms of lolcows, this is the climax. Does Brianna Wu go silent for the next several months, or does she chimpout so hard we mount up for round 2?
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My hope is that hegets noticed by the alt-right trolls who will send a deluge of racist memes and threats at him which will make him chimp out hard in an attempt to fake leave his house again and get national attention and make himself a relevant political pundit
 
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Oh god, guys, I discovered something amazing.

If you bought this piece of shit, go to steamapps\common\Revolution 60\UDKGame\Movies and you can find the game's cutscenes. What's amazing is this: you know those constant audio issues Revolution 60 has? The cutscenes have them too. You'd assume this would be the result of Wu's shitty programming breaking everything but no, you can watch the cutscenes in that folder complete with audio issues.

It's not just the game that's broke, it's the prerendered fucking cutscenes that are broke too.
 
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vertexwindi said:
Oh god, guys, I discovered something amazing.

If you bought this piece of shit, go to steamapps\common\Revolution 60\UDKGame\Movies and you can find the game's cutscenes. What's amazing is this: you know those constant audio issues Revolution 60 has? The cutscenes have them too. You'd assume this would be the result of Wu's shitty programming breaking everything but no, you can watch the cutscenes in that folder complete with audio issues.

It's not just the game that's broke, it's the prerendered fucking cutscenes that are broke too.
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How does someone suck that much
 
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vertexwindi said:
Oh god, guys, I discovered something amazing.

If you bought this piece of shit, go to steamapps\common\Revolution 60\UDKGame\Movies and you can find the game's cutscenes. What's amazing is this: you know those constant audio issues Revolution 60 has? The cutscenes have them too. You'd assume this would be the result of Wu's shitty programming breaking everything but no, you can watch the cutscenes in that folder complete with audio issues.

It's not just the game that's broke, it's the prerendered fucking cutscenes that are broke too.
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Words fail me, because how do you fail that fucking hard?
 
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AngeloTheWizard said:
Words fail me, because how do you fail that fucking hard?
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Because he was stupid enough to record the cutscenes, issues and all, save them as video files, and not do jack to fix it before release.

The implications of this are even more sad: He had to know those things looked like shit, but he said "fuck it", saved them, and never bothered to try fixing things for release.
 
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Norvic said:
So I've looked through all this shit.

There's no global game state variable that is used for any sort of easter egg. That means if there actually is something special lurking in the game, it's a map area with a special transition.

You can get at every single point in the game by just issuing the console command "ce Prepare_WHATEVER", I suppose if I get really fucking bored I'll look through every scene to check. The ce command autocompletes in the console if anyone wants to do the work for me.

Edit:

Here's the complete plot progress enum with the obtuse strings with all the stages:

Code: 
enum E_Rev60PlotProgression
{
    Plot_FreeRoam,
    Plot_GameStart,
    Plot_A0S1_A_Start,
    Plot_A0S1_A_End,
    Plot_A0S1_B_Start,
    Plot_A0S2_A_Start,
    Plot_A0S2_A_End,
    Plot_A0S2_A_End_PrePaywall,
    Plot_A1S1_A_Start,
    Plot_A1S1_A_End,
    Plot_A1S1_B_Start,
    Plot_A1S1_B_End,
    Plot_A1S1_C_Start,
    Plot_A1S1_C_End,
    Plot_A1S1_D_Start,
    Plot_A1S1_D_End,
    Plot_A1S1_E_Start,
    Plot_A1S1_E_End,
    Plot_A1S1_F_Start,
    Plot_A1S1_F_End,
    Plot_A1S1_G_Start,
    Plot_A1S1_G_End,
    Plot_A1S2_A_Start,
    Plot_A1S2_A_End,
    Plot_A1S2_A_End_PrePaywall,
    Plot_A1S2_A_End_Paywall,
    Plot_A1S3_A_Start,
    Plot_A1S3_A_End,
    Plot_A1S3_B_Start,
    Plot_A1S3_B_End,
    Plot_A1S3_C_Start,
    Plot_A1S3_C_End,
    Plot_A1S4_A_Start,
    Plot_A1S4_A_End,
    Plot_A1S4_A_End_Idols,
    Plot_A1S4_B_Start,
    Plot_A1S4_B_End,
    Plot_A1S4_C_Start,
    Plot_A1S4_C_End,
    Plot_A1S4_D_Start,
    Plot_A1S4_D_End,
    Plot_A1S4_E_Start,
    Plot_A1S4_E_End,
    Plot_A1S4_F_Start,
    Plot_A1S4_F_End,
    Plot_A1S4_F_End_Paywall,
    Plot_A1S4_G_Start,
    Plot_A1S4_G_End,
    Plot_A1S5_A_Start,
    Plot_A1S5_A_End,
    Plot_A2S1_A_Start,
    Plot_A2S1_A_End,
    Plot_A2S1_B_Start,
    Plot_A2S1_B_End,
    Plot_A2S1_C_Start,
    Plot_A2S1_C_End,
    Plot_A2S1_D_Start,
    Plot_A2S1_D_End,
    Plot_A2S1_E_Start,
    Plot_A2S1_E_End,
    Plot_A2S1_F_Start,
    Plot_A2S1_F_End,
    Plot_A2S1_G_Start,
    Plot_A2S1_G_End,
    Plot_A2S1_H_Start,
    Plot_A2S1_H_End,
    Plot_A2S1_I_Start,
    Plot_A2S1_I_End,
    Plot_A2S1_J_Start,
    Plot_A2S1_J_End,
    Plot_A2S2_A_Start,
    Plot_A2S2_A_End,
    Plot_A2S2_B_Start,
    Plot_A2S2_B_End,
    Plot_A2S2_C_Start,
    Plot_A2S2_C_End,
    Plot_A2S2_D_Start,
    Plot_A2S2_D_End,
    Plot_A2S2_E_Start,
    Plot_A2S2_E_End,
    Plot_A2S3_A_Start,
    Plot_A2S3_A_End,
    Plot_A2S3_B_Start,
    Plot_A2S3_B_End,
    Plot_A2S3_C_Start,
    Plot_A2S3_C_End,
    Plot_A2S4_A_Start,
    Plot_A2S4_A_End,
    Plot_A2S5_A_Start,
    Plot_A2S5_A_End,
    Plot_A2S5_B_Start,
    Plot_A2S5_B_End,
    Plot_A2S5_C_Start,
    Plot_A2S5_C_End,
    Plot_A2S5_D_Start,
    Plot_A2S5_D_End,
    Plot_A2S5_E_Start,
    Plot_A2S5_E_End,
    Plot_A3S1_A_Start,
    Plot_A3S1_A_End,
    Plot_A3S1_B_Start,
    Plot_A3S1_B_End,
    Plot_A3S1_C_Start,
    Plot_A3S1_C_End,
    Plot_A3S1_D_Start,
    Plot_A3S1_D_End,
    Plot_A3S2_A_Start,
    Plot_A3S2_A_End,
    Plot_A3S2_B_Start,
    Plot_A3S2_B_End,
    Plot_A3S2_C_Start,
    Plot_A3S2_C_End,
    Plot_A3S2_D_Start,
    Plot_A3S2_D_End,
    Plot_A3S2_E_Start,
    Plot_A3S2_E_End,
    Plot_A3S2_F_Start,
    Plot_A3S2_F_End,
    Plot_A3S3_A_Start,
    Plot_A3S3_A_End,
    Plot_A3S3_B_Start,
    Plot_A3S3_B_End,
    Plot_A3S3_C_Start,
    Plot_A3S3_C_End,
    Plot_A3S4_A_Start,
    Plot_A3S4_A_End,
    Plot_A3S5_A_Start,
    Plot_A3S5_A_End,
    Plot_A3S5_B_Start,
    Plot_A3S5_B_End,
    Plot_A3S5_C_Start,
    Plot_A3S5_C_End,
    Plot_A3S5_D_Start,
    Plot_A3S5_D_End,
    Plot_A3S5_E_Start,
    Plot_A3S5_E_End,
    Plot_A3S5_F_Start,
    Plot_A3S5_F_End,
    Plot_A3S6_A_Start,
    Plot_A3S6_A_End,
    Plot_A4S1_A_Start,
    Plot_A4S1_A_End,
    Plot_A4S1_B_Start,
    Plot_A4S1_B_End,
    Plot_A4S1_C_Start,
    Plot_A4S1_C_End,
    Plot_A4S2_A_Start,
    Plot_A4S2_A_End,
    Plot_A4S2_B_Start,
    Plot_A4S2_B_End,
    Plot_A4S3_A_Start,
    Plot_A4S3_A_End,
    Plot_A4S4_A_Start,
    Plot_A4S4_A_End,
    Plot_A4S4_B_Start,
    Plot_A4S4_B_End,
    Plot_A4S6_A_Start,
    Plot_A4S6_A_End,
    Plot_A4S8_A_Start,
    Plot_A4S8_A_End,
    Plot_A4S8_B_Start,
    Plot_A4S8_B_End,
    Plot_A4S8_C_Start,
    Plot_A4S8_C_End,
    Plot_CodeGeneration,
    Plot_Credits,
    Plot_GameEnd,
    Plot_MAX
};
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Its every bit as shit as I thought it would be and more.

I mean, fucking paywall code is left in. Two fucking years and Wu couldn't remove fucking paywall. I'm sure once I'm done breaking down the house layout to the best of my ability (real life is a bitch and that went by the wayside, sorry), I could break down the codes to determine just how many paths there are.

But I'm most interested in ' Plot_A1S4_A_End_Idols,' - because the START code for this is oddly missing. Plus, with how literally blunt these code names are, 'idols' sticks out like a sore thumb.

I ain't burning money on this shit show but MAN I would love to dig through the files and dredge up what code nightmares await those who have them.
 
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I'm watching a stream of the game. It looks insufferable with the overpowering purple color scheme, ridiculous over use of lens flare that hurts both my brain and my heart, and a boring combat mechanic that makes me want to reach for the esc key just watching it.
 
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But I'm most interested in ' Plot_A1S4_A_End_Idols,' - because the START code for this is oddly missing. Plus, with how literally blunt these code names are, 'idols' sticks out like a sore thumb.
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Might be the easter egg Wu mentioned
 
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AngeloTheWizard said:
I just had a terrifying thought...where do we go from here? In terms of lolcows, this is the climax. Does Brianna Wu go silent for the next several months, or does she chimpout so hard we mount up for round 2?

EDIT: I made a strawpoll but the Farms don't like them. Well, never mind then.
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She's wants to get into journalism because it's perfect for her. Requires no skills, no knowledge of what you're writing about, and can sperg out on Twitter and consider it "working". She'll write for a site with an incredibly low barrier of entry like Bustle, The Mary Sue, or Huffington Post. Still won't make money but it'll allow her to pretend she's important and hopefully boost her Patreon numbers.

I know we laugh at it, but it's the one smart things she's done. It's the perfect industry for talentless hacks who feel the need to tell people how they should think.
 
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