Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Dizzydent]

Nigger is online now. He was up 15,000 when I joined and 5 minutes later he lost it all on $5000 a hand blackjack.

He's not even mad

 

[degengambalar]

Nigger is online now. He was up 15,000 when I joined and 5 minutes later he lost it all on $5000 a hand blackjack.

He's not even mad

He's not mad because he was gambling for shifty again.

 

[Absolutely Retarded]

Small Headphone status update

This is Austin, how can I help you?

 

[AnOminous]

When it gets bad is when his parents die and he loses his share of the estate. Luckily unless they write a specific will, the eldest child gets everything in Virginia, so it'll go to Andrew.

That's not how it works in Virginia. As in most states, intestate succession works like this:

§ 64.2-200. Course of descents generally; right of Commonwealth if no other heir.​

A. The real estate of any decedent not effectively disposed of by will descends and passes by intestate succession in the following course:

1. To the surviving spouse of the decedent, unless the decedent is survived by children or their descendants, one or more of whom are not children or their descendants of the surviving spouse, in which case, two-thirds of the estate descends and passes to the decedent's children and their descendants, and one-third of the estate descends and passes to the surviving spouse.

2. If there is no surviving spouse, then the estate descends and passes to the decedent's children and their descendants.

Generally, "children and their descendants" means "children" unless one or more of the "children" have died, in which case their own children (or other descendants) would inherit.

Bossman shows us the "one mine method™"

It's pretty close to right. Strictly from an EV perspective, the best is to pick one mine and stop after a single diamond, at 98.88%. It's slightly less good to go for 24 like he's doing, at 94.9%. Any number in between is bad, with EV dropping to something like 40.9% for 23, which drastically improves to 94.9% with just one more pick.

With anything other than just one mine, EV hovers around almost 95%.

Personally if I were playing this game for some dumb reason I'd probably just suck up the 1% lower EV, pick 24 mines, and go for the jackpot rather than dick around clicking scores of times.

 

[whogoesthere]

Congratulations to judy_stroyer
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I love the little "did I win" at the end there.

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

Bossman has discovered the "Sneed Word" and uses it to identify a rat

@kakser is completely and utterly blown out soon after this and damn his mom's pussy is NICE.

Immediately after this, Bossman has a hot mic moment where he lights a crack pipe

Edit: Split up the clips

 

[dumbledore]

Immediately after this, Bossman has a hot mic moment where he lights a crack pipe

He is back live, totally sober.

Spoiler: raw clip

 

[R00T]

Some bonus movie posters:

did you make the ai stylize the Minesweeper one as minesWEEPER, or has the ai just become too smart?

 

[A Log in D Tractor 2]

Immediately after this, Bossman has a hot mic moment where he lights a crack pipe

Gotta take the edge off after a long work day sweeping up the rats:

Spoiler: ai

A scruffy, young Caucasian man in a dimly lit room, relaxing in an old, cozy armchair after a long day. He's holding a smoking apple up to his face, which creates an intriguing scene. His work attire is slightly dirty and disheveled, suggesting a day of hard labor. In the background, a worn-out broom with rat silhouettes, each marked with bright red targeting reticles, indicates his pest control job. The room has a rustic ambiance with wooden walls and a warm, glowing lamp. The man appears tired yet content, with a faint smile.

 

[RougeRed]

Immediately after this, Bossman has a hot mic moment where he lights a crack pipe
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Edit: Split up the clips

Confirmed now that he uses his torch lighter to scorch his crack as well as his weed. He can't even smoke crack properly.

 

[Towoman]

@kakser is completely and utterly blown out soon after this and damn his mom's pussy is NICE.
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Wow these Qiwi faggots sound like massive faggots. Imagine having a entire fucking forum dedicated to hating on my boy.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Confirmed now that he uses his torch lighter to scorch his crack as well as his weed. He can't even smoke crack properly.

I thought butane torches were always the preferred lighter for crack heads and tweakers? They sell them along side the chore boy and rose in a glass at ghetto gas stations.

 

[RougeRed]

I thought butane torches were always the preferred lighter for crack heads and tweakers? They sell them along side the chore boy and rose in a glass at ghetto gas stations.

You want a torch lighter for smoking meth because they have to heat it through the glass bulb. For crack, you're lighting the drugs directly inside a pipe, so you want as little heat as nessecary to get it going so you don't burn off a bunch of the drug.

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

checked out bossmanjack's stats compared to other kick streamers, he isnt far away from some of the top streamers on multi million dollar contracts in the past month

the very top streamers on kick get around 900k hours watched. He's streamed on 25 different days and has spent half of the month live on kick with many days being 24 hours of streams!

 

[Billy Bong]

checked out bossmanjack's stats compared to other kick streamers, he isnt far away from some of the top streamers on multi million dollar contracts in the past month

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the very top streamers on kick get around 900k hours watched. He's streamed on 25 different days and has spent half of the month live on kick with many days being 24 hours of streams!

BMJ does not fuck around.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

You want a torch lighter for smoking meth because they have to heat it through the glass bulb. For crack, you're lighting the drugs directly inside a pipe, so you want as little heat as nessecary to get it going so you don't burn off a bunch of the drug.

This is the most informative post I’ve ever read on this website.

 

[dumbledore]

Yet another hot mic moment, I wonder what were they talking about...
Bossman always purchases crack for $100, and always with Cashapp... but its just a coincidence, right?

Bonus, Bossman being "unusually" energetic.

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

Yet another hot mic moment, I wonder what were they talking about...

33 MB -> 1.7 MB

I am appealing to all clippers to at least compress your videos and preferably crop them when there's nothing happening on his desktop. Bossman streams at a constant bitrate of 5 Mbps so it's absolutely essential to re-encode the video.

 

[A Log in D Tractor 2]

Yet another hot mic moment, I wonder what were they talking about...
Bossman always purchases crack for $100, and always with Cashapp... but its just a coincidence, right?
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Bonus, Bossman being "unusually" energetic.
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Bro please just lift a finger and trust me and come through (Mr. Christmas when he hasn't been good with it lately):

Spoiler: ai

An image of a black man in a Santa outfit, driving an old luxury car through residential streets with an expression of anger. Next to him on the seat is a plastic bag filled with snow, adding a unique and intriguing element to the scene. In the background, visible through the window, is an oil jack on a property, blending holiday and industrial themes.

 

[Absolutely Retarded]