Nexpo/YT Horror Channels - Do they all suck

bird.up said:
i think this is the best form of youtube horror
videos that simply present themselves as accounts of supposedly real things
some analog horror series have good premises but set up traps for themselves by trying (and failing) to present themselves as tapes someone edited together
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I've watched a few from this guy and I don't see the appeal. It's just a slideshow of AI-generated images with a VHS filter describing shit that's been done to death before, underground caves, cracks in the earth, Neptune being fucking haunted and spooky you guys yo, yada yada. And the guy's comment section has people begging him to do backrooms content lmao.
 
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WTBOnlineFather said:
I've watched a few from this guy and I don't see the appeal. It's just a slideshow of AI-generated images with a VHS filter describing shit that's been done to death before, underground caves, cracks in the earth, Neptune being fucking haunted and spooky you guys yo, yada yada. And the guy's comment section has people begging him to do backrooms content lmao.
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i'm not saying this particular channel is good but the way of storytelling is better than throwing in VHS effects to something that doesnt look like anything professional
 
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artery said:
New Sagan Hawkes video

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Ah yes, SNES game. Rendered in 3D with no stuttering, smooth turning and full voiced audio.

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Maybe it was made for an SNES from Planet X that's as powerful as a PC.

So I went to the download page, expecting a non SNES game, with a bloated file size (20MB) that would never run on the actual hardware (we're talking 6 MB maximum for Star Ocean).
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Old heads all remember loading your 32/64-bit Windows Executable files into those 16-bit Nintendo Gaming Consoles!

But it has to be accurate... the site itself said so.
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Ah, maybe the "very old SNESy+" emulator, which would essentially just be a virtual SNES, runs a COMPLETELY different architecture that supports Windows executables. Something like that would be worthy of note on a wiki of some kind. Maybe the emulator wiki?

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Zero results for SNESY, and SNESY+... on the list of emulators huh?

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You wouldn't... lie about there being an emulator, when it's just an executable, and cram a totally empty SMC file into a folder named "ROM", right? weird.PNG

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You will never be a real catgirl developer. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no knowledge of ASM. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and anachronisms into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and smooth-brained. Behind your back people mock you. Your computer science teachers are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Anyone with knowledge of any system are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed autists to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “appreciate the classics” produce unrealistic and unnatural products. Your data structure is a dead giveaway. Even if you manage to get a retarded Youtuber to be impressed with you, it will be because you lied, and due to no natural talent.

You will never be happy. Your work is inaccurate, dishonest and cringe. You wrench out a fake smile, and rename random folders to "ROM", telling yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope from Lowe's, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and claim it's a hand-made from 1992. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
 
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Absurdist Laughter said:
The average YouTuber viewer expectations are rediculous
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I have to disagree with that based on what actually gets popular on YouTube. I think it's quite the opposite. The average YouTuber viewer has no expectations.

Parasocial relationships help a lot.

Anyway! New Raven's Eye!

Hundreds of people getting killed and badly injured because they live in shithole countries where conditions are so dire, they have to steal fuel while the government is busy funneling money into their pockets.

And somehow there's always that one retard that thinks that it's a good idea to smoke in the middle of it.

The first story is kinda irritating because people actively ignored the police telling them to fuck off.
 
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artery said:
New Sagan Hawkes video

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PandaChai said:
By another tranny developer by the looks of "their" twitter.
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So normally, I look at the trans thing as measured as possible. Just cause someone is trans doenst mean theyre incapable of making good content.

So listened to their twitch, no out of the ordinary voice, may be a, what i will dub, "trans-larper". Someone who larps as trans for asspats. Deffo a furry btw has a deviant art link.

BUT, went down the clicking of associated links and found this particular post on the deviant art post.

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Around the same time there are other questionable posts of what I can only say are kids. Now it is an old post but the alarms went off.

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Shek$il said:
You will never be happy. Your work is inaccurate, dishonest and cringe. You wrench out a fake smile, and rename random folders to "ROM", telling yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
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Right below the description on the itchio page, the dev clearly states:
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This game is not an actually a snes game or emulator, but is styled as such. No illicit materials or copyright infringement was made in it's creation.​

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The same thing is highlighted in the video Sagan Hawkes, among other mentions about how well the faked emulator sells it.
 
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I am less than surprised that the retard behind Troonacid is the person who's making some shitty """SNES""" horror games or whatever the fuck it is. Another skin walker parading around shit that they don't understand, only using it for some aesthetic.
Mrsneksnekson said:
BUT, went down the clicking of associated links and found this particular post on the deviant art post.
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lmao wish I knew about this sooner, according to this screenshot he would've been around 20 at the time.
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Mrsneksnekson said:
There is only one known cure for nonsery - and the shame is it can only be used once.
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I forget the punishment for compassing the death of the Heir Apparent being a tranny nonce. Something lingering, with boiling oil in it, I fancy. Something of that sort. I think boiling oil occurs in it, but I'm not sure. I know it's something humorous, but lingering, with either boiling oil or melted lead.
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bird.up said:
i think this is the best form of youtube horror
videos that simply present themselves as accounts of supposedly real things
some analog horror series have good premises but set up traps for themselves by trying (and failing) to present themselves as tapes someone edited together
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Guy's doing way better at incorporating ai imagery into horror than nexpo and the liminal land autism. This is the kinda shit I want to see.

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God damn it, this is what's become of Akuma? For those that don't know, he's behind the game Spooky's House of Jumpscares (retitled Spooky's Jumpscare Mansion several years back due to some trademark troll). Despite the studio name Lag studios was indeed a partnership between him and someone going by AMGsheena. (A) This alongside it's dlc are some pretty good indie horror work, and he followed it up with Lost in Vivo after rebranding under Kira.

Haven't personally touched the latter, but it seems he still kept to making games of good quality. Can't help but see his troonout as him being upset at lack of attention due to his big hit spooky being made under a name that didn't quite lead to much credit for him. Found his dev youtube a while ago and the viewcounts were pretty pathetic, I think he livestreamed a bit.
 
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BestFriendsAnimalSociety said:
New 3 hour Dire Trip video about Elliot Rodger

Pretty ballsy move considering he was yeeted from youtube for like a month for covering incel stuff. Haven't watched yet since it is 3 hours long and it was just posted 5 minutes ago but I'm looking forward to watching it.
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I haven’t finished it but it’s really good. Fire Trip’s biggest strength is being able to craft a compelling narrative on a subject while also being objective and presenting facts. Some people here probably won’t care much for the detailed look at Elliot’s upbringing before he went postal but I found it fascinating.

Elliot Rodger is pathetic but hearing about his parents ignoring his obvious crippling autism made me feel a bit of pity. Just… How does your son act that autistic and you don’t do anything about it? I get this was a different time but still he wasn’t being that subtle about being a weird sperg.
 
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TokiBun said:
Elliot Rodger is pathetic but hearing about his parents ignoring his obvious crippling autism made me feel a bit of pity. Just… How does your son act that autistic and you don’t do anything about it? I get this was a different time but still he wasn’t being that subtle about being a weird sperg.
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Most mentally normal Hapa child tbqh
 
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Absurdist Laughter said:

It's everyone's favorite time, Wendigoon Iceberg time WOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Giving him the benefit of the doubt because I like most of his stuff but it really feels a lot less researched than the Conspiracy Theory Iceberg stuff. The preamble doesn't actually bother me that much, I'm fine with YouTubers wanting to connect with their audience a little if they keep it professional like Wendigoon does. I guess I'll hold out for the later entries, maybe I'm just too weird and stepped in cryptid stuff to find these tiers interesting.
 
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Transmedicalist Truscum said:
Giving him the benefit of the doubt because I like most of his stuff but it really feels a lot less researched than the Conspiracy Theory Iceberg stuff. The preamble doesn't actually bother me that much, I'm fine with YouTubers wanting to connect with their audience a little if they keep it professional like Wendigoon does. I guess I'll hold out for the later entries, maybe I'm just too weird and stepped in cryptid stuff to find these tiers interesting.
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I’m too lazy to watch this video but I’d I had to give Wendigoon the benefit of the doubt maybe this iceberg is meant to be a filler project while he works on something that takes a lot more thought and time. Not every video on his channel is a banger after all.
Or I’m wrong and his channel is going downhill only time will tell lol
 
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Wendigoon has been putting more padding in his videos for a while now I think. Since I've been watching there's always been the need to skip the first few minutes and drop the video at the last 5 cause he rambles about patreon and nothing, but it is at the point where its a good percent of the video. It really just is annoying and makes it difficult to skip past all of it, risking missing important bits he might include in the last 20 seconds after already signing off.
Though I think that is the least of the problems that are emerging. Like making more slop videos.

IMO these icebergs are crap because they never go into really any detail and just cover a bunch of assorted slop at surface level. Obviously you can't cover all these things in one video properly, but it's not like he's ever gonna do a full look into any of the things he put in, so it just pisses me off and makes me go waste 6 hours looking into it.
It doesn't really make sense to call them an "iceberg", which to me would imply the video would be covering one deep topic in gradually more detail.
 
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bird.up said:
has anyone made a short film where a clickbait youtuber accidentally summons a demon while doing a 3AM challenge
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Dead Stream is about the closest thing you can find unless I'm missing something.
It's a Horror/Comedy movie about a streamer stuck in a haunted house after
he fucked with the spirits for a youtube challenge.
It's a decent movie, I'd give it a 7/10

Here's the trailer
 
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