Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Furina]

"Revolution 60? What the fuck was that?" - John Flynt

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When will the next game be released? Doesn't matter. We'll all be dead by then and a whole new generation of Kiwis will have taken our place.

 

[Professor Iris]

Is it just me, or does anything that involves a rabid feminist's input turn out to be either mediocre at best or a complete disaster at its worst?

Seriously, I'm making a list:

1. Mighty No. 9
2. Ghostbusters 2016
3. Revolution 60


Could this be because....*gasp* said people are not actually in the demographics for this media and are just being opinionated cunts who don't know what they're doing? Well, how about that.

 

[Kosher Dill]

If this was anyone but Wu I might have an ounce of sympathy. At some point he obviously cared a lot about the game and worked hard on it. But Johnny is such an arrogant, narcissistic shit head that I can't help bathing in the schadenfreude.

Yeah, what we've really been watching here is the project and characters John once loved turn into something he despises: an albatross around his neck.
Couldn't have happened to a nicer person!

 

[Tranhuviya]

Revolution 60 is not a game. It is a interactive movie that you make go by typing words and occasionally pressing arrow keys.

 

[AlanRickmanIsDead]

Is it just me, or does anything that involves a rabid feminist's input turn out to be either mediocre at best or a complete disaster at its worst?

Seriously, I'm making a list:

1. Mighty No. 9
2. Ghostbusters 2016
3. Revolution 60


Could this be because....*gasp* said people are not actually in the demographics for this media and are just being opinionated cunts who don't know what they're doing? Well, how about that.

Oldie, but goodie.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Then there's the elephant in the room - Revolution 60. What have revolutions or the number 60 got to do with deformed Bratz dolls in space?

Unless it's Wu's projection for the game's total sales.

 

[Redeemer and Destroyer]

Then there's the elephant in the room - Revolution 60. What have revolutions or the number 60 got to do with deformed Bratz dolls in space?

Unless it's Wu's projection for the game's total sales.

If I recall, the game's name comes from the weapon that must be stopped from hitting Earth and turning them to the Hive? The plot is so substandard it's easy to forget what everything is and how it connects.

 

[millais]

More people are actively distributing JSGOTI's rip of R60 than were playing it on Steam at peak.

 

[AlanRickmanIsDead]

If I recall, the game's name comes from the weapon that must be stopped from hitting Earth and turning them to the Hive? The plot is so substandard it's easy to forget what everything is and how it connects.

Deepest lore. And here I thought it was a 1960s reference, because everything looks like a low-polygon Austin Powers vomit stain.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Deepest lore. And here I thought it was a 1960s reference, because everything looks like a low-polygon Austin Powers vomit stain.

So did I. And the fact that one of the characters seems to be wearing a 1960s Pan Am stewardess outfit.

 

[JSGOTI]

More people are actively distributing JSGOTI's rip of R60 than were playing it on Steam at peak.

Had to look on my end, and I couldn't be prouder.
Our gorgeous little torrent is growing steadily stronger with each passing moment.

 

[repentance]

I was excited for the release and now, here it is. After three agonizing years of witnessing Wu procrastinate herself into a corner, Revolution 60 has arrived. And, as expected, it's just as terrible and moneygrubbing as the first. Alas, I cannot download it. I'm too technologically inept to set up a VPN to pirate it. And like hell I would give money to her.

Apparently I'm too inept to install it after downloading it and extracting the files.

 

[JSGOTI]

Apparently I'm too inept to install it after downloading it and extracting the files.

What's going on?
EDIT: Because as far as I am aware, you should be able to just extract the files anywhere and then launch the UDK.exe
Going to move it to my other computer and confirm this.

 

[Kiras left nipple]

Things will get better...rev60 the little game that could'nt...

 

[Smutley]

You can tell this whole thing was written by people with no practical programming experience. It reminds me a lot of the code I used to write when I was a kid in BASIC, no real structure or reason to it.

It's almost like the code was written by amateur programers hired for pennies off craigslist.

Nah, no one could be stupid enough to do that.

 

[JSGOTI]

Hey @Smutley , do you have your 'review' copy of the game yet?

 

[Shoegaze]

Woke up to find a torrent that finished downloading in under 30 minutes. Get to spend the rest of my morning typing RECOMPILE HACK DROP KICK before work.
JSGOTI, you're a fuckin' saint.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

In other words Wu has literally nothing in the pipeline for what to do next.

The hell would she do?
The problem with a long con is that it's a great trick, but you can only do it once. Wu took everybody's money, told them to go fuck themselves, sat with her thumb up her ass for 2 years, then vomited this atrocious fucking mess onto Steam. There's nothing to do now. That's the end of the fucking story. Any money to be made from this has been made, and you've already lost the trust of your marks, so there's nothing to do but hope you got yours.
This is why it was critical she make the jump from game dev before now, when she could still rest her laurels on an unreleased game. Now she's not a tech wizard or a game dev, she's some dipshit who made a terrible game despite two years and enough money to fuel the collective drinking problem of Movie Night for a year.
This is the end, Kiwis. Pack up your shit, we're done. Nothing to do now but watch her rage as she slips off into irrelevance as swiftly as she came.

 

[JSGOTI]

Woke up to find a torrent that finished downloading in under 30 minutes. Get to spend the rest of my morning typing RECOMPILE HACK DROP KICK before work.
JSGOTI, you're a fuckin' saint.

I got your back, fam.

 

[Arcanine]

I hadn't seen this mentioned earlier in the thread. Wu was aware of BTP's stream/tweets, and even publicly acknowledged it. Feels kinda out of character for her.