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Patricia Taxxon (formerly Eric Taxxon; real name Paul Tristram) is the pseudonym of a man (who identifies as a woman) based in Santa Cruz, California who's most famous for creating music on the Internet and making BreadTube videos.
(Note: Due to troons erasing history, sometimes Eric Taxxon's name will show up as Patricia Taxxon even when his name at the time was Eric Taxxon. The Kiwi Farms apologizes for the inconvenience.)
Under the name Eric Taxxon, he first collaborated with another BreadTuber, Jack Saint / LackingSaint, to make a video criticizing the film criticism of a YouTuber named MauLer (who runs a podcast named Every Frame A Pause (EFAP) and has his own thread here).
What's notable about this video is that near the end, Eric appears topless for whatever reason, clearly showing his nipples and moobs (in my opinion, a bit gross).
Post-trooning out, he made a video dunking on another EFAP member, Rags (also has his own thread here)...
...and in the first few minutes, he says that he's a "girl" now, then mentions that he hired two people (one of which is a furry porn artist) to animate an intro.
The intro itself drags on far too long, depicting his Pomeranian fursona dancing to obnoxious dubstep before cutting to a psychedelic seizure-inducing title card. The rest of the video is fortunately free of this flamboyance, but despite the intro, it's his most-viewed video yet.
Sadly, Yiff
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Before trooning out, one could tell that Eric was already a bit exceptional.
As mentioned before, he's a musician. He's most known for producing a shit-ton of albums, 65 in total as of November 2023.
Here's a sample.
What's it called when you're horny but you're scared of life?
Like, "Space is too big, but your cock is just right" right?
You look cute, but we're running out of time friend
Make amends, let's fuck before the world ends
Eric Taxxon - Dead Inside
Album: Little Spoon (2018)
Bandcamp (Internet Archive) timestamp 1:07
YouTube (PreserveTube) timestamp 9:59
Like, "Space is too big, but your cock is just right" right?
You look cute, but we're running out of time friend
Make amends, let's fuck before the world ends
Eric Taxxon - Dead Inside
Album: Little Spoon (2018)
Bandcamp (Internet Archive) timestamp 1:07
YouTube (PreserveTube) timestamp 9:59
Listening to this song for the first time, I was enjoying the music until this part here where the lyrics turned sexual, at which point I went "nigga what?" And unfortunately, a lot of Taxxon's music is sexualized like this.
In fact, he's a very sexual person in general. Just a couple days before releasing the above track (and a month before he turned 19), he posted his nudes on his main Twitter account.
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The first image is of Eric sitting in his chair with his pants off, completely exposing his cock and balls. They look grimy. The second image is him laying on his couch, exposing himself in the same manner. From this angle, his cock looks noticeably shorter. All in all, Eric Taxxon is gross and I would not have sex with him.
According to later accounts, this was done completely without warning.
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Being horny wasn't a new thing to him either. He would later say he sexted strangers on Omegle when he was 14 years old (though thankfully, only text).
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On 20 August 2019, he would troon out and announce that he was now "Patricia".
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He would then post more topless pictures of himself. You know, for the HRT comparison.
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His chest still looks way too masculine to fool me into thinking that he's a woman, nevermind that Neanderthal face.
Trooning out emboldened his sexuality to the point that he commissioned cub-like porn of his fursona (depicted almost like a child) next to a much bigger adult bear.
When this was uploaded to e621, a furry porn site, a flamewar ensued over whether it should be tagged "male" or "female", because Patricia's sona is a tranny.
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While the jannies stepped in to stop the slapfighting on their site, they couldn't prevent Patricia Taxxon from sperging into the void.
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And he wasn't done yet. When they tagged the art as "cub", he had a meltdown, breathlessly insisting how it totally definitely isn't in any way shape or form cub porn.
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Perhaps the most hilarious sexual thing he's done is admit to sexting fellow lolcow and BreadTuber Vaush.
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Best summed up with the following video (credits to @The Ghost Of George Floyd):
What's less funny, though, is how he responds to someone concerned about exposing children to incest porn by saying it's merely "weird porn" and implying that the words "freaks" and "degenerates" are "fascist dogwhistles".
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Patricia is the definition of being horny on main.
A Brief Look At Family
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You might wonder what would possess a man to act like this. I don't have any answers, but here are some clues.
A big clue comes to us from an interview between his mother, Claire Oshetsky, and NPR. She claims that her son was "deeply misunderstood" and saw therapists.
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We can see that Claire Oshetsky married David Tristram to birth two children. One of which was Paul Tristram, who is Patricia Taxxon.
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According to Paul, David wasn't exactly a kind father.
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Meanwhile, the other Tristram is Lucy Tristram, his older sister.
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Unfortunately, she has also trooned out, and identifies as a man.
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Lucy apparently exposed him to yaoi when he was a child, and they haven't talked in years.
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Perhaps this troubled upbringing is responsible for his many mental issues.
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Like, a lot of mental issues.
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Like, self-harm. Fortunately, no pictures of his cuts have been found.
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As of 2019, Paul still lives with his parents, and very likely still does to this day.
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Don't Be a Heteronormative Pleb
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Paul's early Internet history isn't hard to find.
There is a game called Marble Blast that he played when he was little. In fact, he made a 1 hour long video essay about the game.
From here, it's not hard to find his previous username on the Marble Blast forums, bulinger96.
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Bulinger was quite the character. He used to post on 4chan's /mu/:
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And for a time, also posted with a tripcode, Eric !!27UXQYrGjEN.
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/mu/ anons have talked about how Paul angered people on /r/lewronggeneration.
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The original records have been lost to time, but surviving records allege that he got banned several times and created alt accounts to continue trolling on the subreddit.
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In any case, /u/bulinger96 also called someone a "heteronormative fuckfaced pleb" and got banned from a subreddit for it.
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This may be why his Reddit account is now suspended.
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For somebody with such a history of being an epic Internet troll, ironically, he vocally dislikes the Kiwi Farms.
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Here he is referring to the following tweets being shared in the Tranny Sideshows on Social Media thread:
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Later, he would also use retarded misspellings to refer to the site, even though that doesn't prevent Kiwi Farms users from reading and archiving his tweets.
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And finally, he likens Kiwi Farms to "nazi propaganda".
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Of Discord and Degeneracy
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This isn't related, but it perfectly sets the tone for this section.
Like many furfags, Paul Tristram uses Discord and has a Discord server for his fans. Like many Discord users, he has been sexual with minors.
On 25 October 2021, a tranny named "Rebecca Kimpel" / jockohomosexual who was a former member of his server alleged that his server was a gateway to expose minors to sex and furry pornography.
He sent porn of Rags to a 13 year old child.
Besides that, it's alleged that Paul masturbated in the same voice chat as as minors.
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Patricia Taxxon soon responded with a non-apology that admits to almost everything but blames it on himself being "emotionally immature".
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Jockohomosexual's response to this was fiery.
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But later, they talked in DMs and Rebecca clarified that he didn't want to ruin Patricia's career.
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The next thread he made, he complains about collaborators and friends cutting contact with him, while also claiming that he's "shown growth" and that he's sorry.
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He made another thread that's hard not to read as blaming his lack of boundaries on his autism, as well as claiming "I'm not dangerous anymore, I'm sorry."
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And then a literal pedophile named Ivy / weirdoslam / nerdbeep / take5 came to his defense and said "seriously fuck anyone still trying to hold u 'accountable' for whatever stuff u did".
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Regardless of however much Taxxon claims to have lost from these allegations, he still enjoyed success, to the point that a tranny (who previously sampled his music: archive) raged about him "getting popular".
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It's possible that this is why the @PatriciaTaxxon Twitter account is private now (as of November 2023). The last archived public tweet of his (archive) is on 5 December 2022, the same day as the above tweet.
He Got Away With It
The 2021 allegations lay dormant until 22 April 2023, when Rebecca Kimpel uploaded a YouTube video titled "Patricia Taxxon Sexually Harrassed Me And Got Away With It".A local archive is available in my post on this video, along with notes. But in summary:
- Taxxon blocked him everywhere on all platforms.
- Taxxon wrote a Tumblr post saying that, actually, it was his audience that groomed him into doing all that.
source (archive) - One of the people who associates with Taxxon, jan Misali / hbmmaster / Mitch (a conlang autist), brushes it off by saying it was years ago, and otherwise does not give a shit.
- Other people defending Taxxon include YouTubers like CJ the X.
And a really schizo take about how he's "trying to bait rightwing weirdos into hatecriming patricia".
Despite yet another video made, no one in BreadTube seemed to care. A tranny (who also previously sampled Paul's music: archive) laments this fact by comparing it to the response from the community when Quinton Reviews' editor Flowergothic called him out.
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Paul wrote a Tumblr post claiming that some of what is being said about him is false, and once again attributing his creepy behavior to being groomed by others. He talks about the nudes he posted and the porn he commissioned that he insists isn't cub porn despite it having been tagged so on e621.
He also said that he got Rebecca Kimpel to agree to unlist the video, who confirmed so in a followup video (page archive, Ghostarchive, PreserveTube).
And for what it's worth, Rebecca seems to be somewhat mentally unwell himself, to the point that his Twitter account got suspended on 24 October 2023 for telling the creator of a random YouTube video to kill himself.
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Wants To Fuck Animals Because Autism
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Now after all that drama and how much Paul says he's sorry and how he says isn't dangerous anymore, you would think that he would be more careful with what he says or does.
But of course, he hasn't been.
Merely one day after he made that long Tumblr post, he put out a 42 minute long video that, essentially, justifies zoophilia. If Paul hadn't reached lolcowdom before, he definitely did now.
There is too much lolmilk in this video, so here are a select few clips:
- (6:35) He takes the Harkness test seriously (the test is a meme for determining if it's ethical to fuck a sapient animal), says the argument is unpersuasive and that Scooby Doo passes the Harkness test.
- (13:06) He says that the comic Maus (depicting the Holocaust using mouse-human characters) is more furry than Zootopia because it doesn't try to justify its furry nature.
- (21:02) He brings up the Rodfellows movie (whose creators have their own thread here) and doesn't want to talk about its drama because he doesn't want to use the Kiwi Farms as a primary resource.
- (31:11) He says "I identify as a dog" and "calling me a human being is misgendering me".
Most of the video is meaningless autistic sperging, but the most zoophilic stuff happens in the final couple of minutes.
He wants to turn into a dog to fuck Shoukichi from the animated film Pom Poko while Shoukichi is transformed into a tanuki.
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And he ends by saying that people shouldn't care about being labelled a zoophile, while also making a not-so-subtle pun on the word "knot" (which refers to a knot of rope or the knot of a dog penis).
(timestamp 42:12)
This video was so hilarious that Josh covered it on the Mad At The Internet podcast on 15 September 2023.
Finally, in his response to a YouTuber named DeadwingDork, he complained once again about being doxed on the Kiwi Farms.
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Conclusion
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Paul Tristram is a lolcow who constantly overshares and has issues understanding sexual boundaries, especially around children and animals. Despite being a huge liability, he has continued to enjoy the graces of BreadTube and BreadTube-adjacent people, and have a dedicated following. This is the kind of people BreadTube will accept as long as they are sufficiently painted as victimized.
Linktree: @patriciataxxon (archive)
mr.taxxon@gmail.com
bulinger96@yahoo.com
patriciataxxon@gmail.com
thetaxxonhive.com (expired)
Twitter (unused): @TaxxonHive (archive) ID 2654285820
Twitter: @PatriciaTaxxon (archive) ID 823236059819429888, originally @EricTaxxon
Twitter (unused): @EricTaxxon (archive) ID 1163873545497088000
Twitter: @Roslyn_OD (archive) ID 1584428584302743558
Facebook: Paul Tristram (archive)
BlueSky: @patriciataxxon.bsky.social
YouTube: @Patricia_Taxxon (archive) ID UCOjLfFE0TABS9bk05oH-kgw
YouTube: @puppyhelictriangle (archive) ID UCKqPyyxCMA2ITECs1c-4LPw
YouTube (abandoned): @thetaxxonhive6717 (archive) ID UCG5sOo4oifUxLafqqfFW4BA
Tumblr: patricia-taxxon (archive)
CuriousCat (deleted): Patricia_Taxxon (previously Eric_Taxxon)
Letterboxd: PatriciaTaxxon (archive)
Steam: patriciataxxon (archive) ID 76561198071324337
Steam group (abandoned): TaxxonHive (archive) Group ID 103582791435372269
Bandcamp: patriciataxxon (archive) (previously erictaxxon)
SoundCloud (abandoned): mr-taxxon (archive)
Rate Your Music: PatriciaTaxxon (archive) (previously Mr_Taxxon, bulinger96)
Reddit (suspended): /u/Bulinger96 (archive)
Reddit (suspended): /u/TaxxH_MrTaxxon (archive)
Marble Blast Forums: bulinger96 (source, archive)
Marble Blast Forums: Mr. Taxxon (source, archive)
Minecraft Forum: Bulinger96 (archive)
DeviantART: bulinger96 (archive)
4chan: Eric !!27UXQYrGjEN
Paul Konstanty Tristram
Born 13 January 2000
Resides in Santa Cruz, CA
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Mother: Claire Elaine Tristram (née Oshetsky)
Born September 1958
clairetristram.com (archive)
larkbenobi.com (archive)
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Father: David Tristram
Born February 1961
Facebook: David Tristram (archive)
LinkedIn: David Tristram (archive)
Twitter: @tristram (archive) ID 6579492
Trello: @dtristram (archive)
Flickr: David Tristram (archive)
GitHub: @dtristram (archive)
tristram.com (archive)
david@tristram.com
dtristram@yahoo.com
david.tristram@dell.com
mba@tristram.com
poingu@gmail.com
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Sister: Lucille Marguerite Tristram
Born 10 October 1995 (source, archive)
Facebook: Lucy Tristram (archive)
Special thanks to @zedkissed60 for first doxing Paul Tristram on the farms and @notorietus for some additional doxing.
Special thanks to the following farmers for information:
@mrdk_04 (s), @Flamenco (s, s), @SwanDive (s), @0 2 (s), @CIA Nigger (s), @CatParty (s), @scathefire (s, s, s), @francesco (s), @Elescondido (s), @Purplefarm (s), @Scarmaiden (s), @Valentinian II (s, s), @manofbrasil (s)
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