Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Sparkling Yuzu]

I'm starting to suspect these women are borderline retarded but for real, how the fuck is she surprised that a bunch of really gay dudes in a gay "party" (more like orgy, you know how it always goes) are talking about dicks? what did she expect?

This isn't like my little emotional yaoi bois that just wanna talk about feelings...

T-powered tuna chernobyl

Chernobyl clits.

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

Filthy clown pooner:

What is it with pooners and dressing like methhead clowns?
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I can imagine the parent of a mentally retarded adult child dressing them like this, so if they get lost in public then members of the general public will know something is wrong with them. "Have you lost your carer, buddy? It's okay, do you have their phone number on a bracelet?"

 

[Anasa Tristis]

I honestly think that most of them won't even register as pooners for the majority of people seeing them, everyone just assumes they're lesbians. Like the one in the video here: had I seen her in public and not interacted with her, I would just assume she was an ugly dyke. Well, at least before I encountered this magical world of pooners of course.

I saw a true & honest butch lesbian behind a deli counter the other day and (much to my shock and shame) it took me a while to figure out what she was. My first thoughts were "Looks like a pooner... but no pube beard or frog voice? And why is she so relaxed and pleasant and not shifty eyed and surly?"

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

Why do pooners always get these terrible piercings? When have you ever fucking seen a man that wears jewelry like that? Especially eyebrow piercings.

I belive it was quite common back in 2001. People noticed that it's not something that suits a grown ass man around 2004. Personally I am glad that digital photography was primitive back then, but I also blame it for us having to repeat this historical lesson.
Getting body modifications that involve pain and healing also probably alleviate anxiety, Low key self harm for those that can afford it.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

Why do pooners always get these terrible piercings? When have you ever fucking seen a man that wears jewelry like that? Especially eyebrow piercings.

We're in such weird psychological (and sexual, cultural, metaphysical) territory these days.

I don't know if there's any obscure social significance to eyebrow piercings, but tongue piercings supposedly enhance giving head. Whenever I see a young woman with a tongue piercing flashing in her mouth I think "I want you to think about blowjobs every time I open my mouth to speak!" I dunno about the migration to lip rings. Maybe it's something similar, or maybe it's just to introduce some cold hard artificiality and brutality to the mouth. It turns a mouth into a maw. Something fearsome or horrifying instead of a source of nourishment or pleasure. Stitching up mouths is a standard horror trope. A silencing.

Pin cushion faced pooners are literally wearing their pain and self destruction on their face. For all to see, and to be disgusted and repulsed by. There's definitely a defiant anti beauty, anti femininity thing workin' there too. I hate my female self. I hurt and defile my female self. See me.

See me but do not judge or sympathize! That would violate my liberal bodily autonomy rights. My freedom to hurt and destroy myself before you. So it's a power trip too. Especially with young girls versus their parents. Or versus a society that's indifferent to their sufferings.

Then there's the whole sacred/profane angle: if humans are made in the image of God, then Satan (by way of his demonic minions) is inclined to interfere with that perfection. He inspires the possessed to willfully disfigure themselves as an affront to God.

It's all about defacement, defilement, degradation.

 

[Wednezday]

Pooners giving each other dating advice.

Link

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Men sit and stand wider because we have huge balls that radiate heat

Huge? Yeah right...

 

[PonderosaPete]

I knew a pooner once that was 100% convinced that HRT would increase their height. They were 5'4 and was sure she could at least reach 5'10, but hoped for 6 feet. Apparently it was a common belief among her tranny friends, but I think they were just fucking with her because she was kinda dumb. Anyone encounter something similar?

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

Pooners giving each other dating advice.

Link

It is of utmost importance that you and your partner are sexually compatible also in theory, not only in practice!

 

[Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog!]

It's all about defacement, defilement, degradation.

Only men can be gay, but only women could come up with such a faggy reason for self-destruction.

 

[Frogget-me-not]

Why do pooners always get these terrible piercings? When have you ever fucking seen a man that wears jewelry like that? Especially eyebrow piercings.

I opened r/ftmselfies to prove a point and didn’t even bother to bring back any photos. 7/10 pooners on the front page have plugs or facial piercings. You don’t see a man with those because it’s an edgy female thing that goes hand in hand with a fragile sense of self which leads to a predisposition for body modifications. Much like the tit chop, they don’t do it for men, they do it to try regain control of their bodies and/or to achieve a certain aesthetic. Cyberpunk has made it cool to have metal in your face, I guess, and cute nerdy men in media have ushered in a new wave of wanting to be uwu soft boys.

There’s also people who enjoy the thrill of getting tattoos or piercings. Once you get one it’s hard to stop.


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What a waste went from bombshell to punchable nerd aesthetic

 

[scathefire]

I knew a pooner once that was 100% convinced that HRT would increase their height. They were 5'4 and was sure she could at least reach 5'10, but hoped for 6 feet. Apparently it was a common belief among her tranny friends, but I think they were just fucking with her because she was kinda dumb. Anyone encounter something similar?

Some pooners apparently don't realize that their breasts can never grow back after they get chopped off, so I can imagine that they can believe stupid things like "injecting myself with testosterone will increase my height" as well.

 

[Mad_Dog]

I opened r/ftmselfies to prove a point and didn’t even bother to bring back any photos. 7/10 pooners on the front page have plugs or facial piercings. You don’t see a man with those because it’s an edgy female thing that goes hand in hand with a fragile sense of self which leads to a predisposition for body modifications. Much like the tit chop, they don’t do it for men, they do it to try regain control of their bodies and/or to achieve a certain aesthetic. Cyberpunk has made it cool to have metal in your face, I guess, and cute nerdy men in media have ushered in a new wave of wanting to be uwu soft boys.

There’s also people who enjoy the thrill of getting tattoos or piercings. Once you get one it’s hard to stop.


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What a waste went from bombshell to punchable nerd aesthetic

Short sleeve shirts are pretty hard to pull off for real men but the short sleeve shirt + sweater west + woman frame combo? Not a chance.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

I opened r/ftmselfies to prove a point and didn’t even bother to bring back any photos. 7/10 pooners on the front page have plugs or facial piercings. You don’t see a man with those because it’s an edgy female thing that goes hand in hand with a fragile sense of self which leads to a predisposition for body modifications. Much like the tit chop, they don’t do it for men, they do it to try regain control of their bodies and/or to achieve a certain aesthetic. Cyberpunk has made it cool to have metal in your face, I guess, and cute nerdy men in media have ushered in a new wave of wanting to be uwu soft boys.

There’s also people who enjoy the thrill of getting tattoos or piercings. Once you get one it’s hard to stop.


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What a waste went from bombshell to punchable nerd aesthetic

Dark academia memes are wrecking pooner's brains. If she only knew what that would get a real dude.

"Yippeee" - proclaimed the real boy

 

[AfghanBlue]

Why do pooners always get these terrible piercings? When have you ever fucking seen a man that wears jewelry like that? Especially eyebrow piercings.

They really are so outdated now.
If I see plugs in... Well, anywhere north of like 2008, I think loser, but especially in the last 5 years, it's just pooner.
The ugly as sin way oversized Hitler nose rings seem to cross the troon poon divide and are even more displeasing to the eye.
It's just so.. Grotty in a provincial mall goth way, where the person is like, half dressed goth cos they simply don't have access to enough suitable clothes due to being dirt poor and living somewhere depressing.

Also, man. The damage that girl 3 posts up (photos 6 months apart) must have already done her massive tits in this short time is gonna be fucking untold.
I didn't realise til recently how quickly binding fucks tits up, and those are massive, there's no way of flattening them that isn't.. Flattening them. No way of spreading the weight in a way that will not damage them.
It's such a crazy thing to jump into feet first, like ya I'm gonna get them cut off so no biggy!
Just to be so totally alienated from your own body..
It'd be nice if bra technology was just.. Better, so people woudknt have to be caused so much physical discomfort by boobs day to day where cutting them off seems like a perfectly reasonable track to take.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

Also, man. The damage that girl 3 posts up (photos 6 months apart) must have already done her massive tits in this short time is gonna be fucking untold.
I didn't realise til recently how quickly binding fucks tits up, and those are massive, there's no way of flattening them that isn't.. Flattening them. No way of spreading the weight in a way that will not damage them.
It's such a crazy thing to jump into feet first, like ya I'm gonna get them cut off so no biggy!
Just to be so totally alienated from your own body..
It'd be nice if bra technology was just.. Better, so people woudknt have to be caused so much physical discomfort by boobs day to day where cutting them off seems like a perfectly reasonable track to take.

Bitch only had massive tits because she was fat.
Having big boobs while being fat is like having a fast car when it's falling off a cliff.

 

[pink cigarettes]

I knew a pooner once that was 100% convinced that HRT would increase their height. They were 5'4 and was sure she could at least reach 5'10, but hoped for 6 feet. Apparently it was a common belief among her tranny friends, but I think they were just fucking with her because she was kinda dumb. Anyone encounter something similar?

I knew an guy who was youngish but not actually a retard. And yet.... He sincerely wondered if once a person decided to transition, BEFORE they had surgery or hormones, did any actual physical changes begin to manifest? As if a troon is like a clownfish or amoeba, just spontaneously morphing and growing a Metroid.

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It sounds stupid but ime many average people thought something close to that, at least subconciously. They at least thought that troons suffer from being "born in the wrong body" and want all the surgeries but are otherwise normal well-adjusted people. And that surgical outcomes are aesthetically the same (LOL) and fully functional (LMAO). Threads like this one/the SRS thread are a threat to the whole movement. Now that more "it's ma'am" videos and evidence of ROGD in young girls is coming out I hope the tide is turning

Thread tax: you know how when you hear slang in a commercial, or see a street fadhion in a movie, it is officially over?
Well, I lived in (big city) for a long time but I'm currently in (tiny town) for work. I was at a Dunkin and this 17-22 y/o girl and her friends were there. At least one had gauged ears, all had cheap scratcher tattoos, but mostly they looked like your average white trash/meth dabbling/fast food diet kids (not a great neighborhood). But one thing was incredibly weird: the girl (DEFINITELY a girl) had a total pube beard. It was not PCOS, hirsutism, or even a butch lesbian with peach fuzz saying "fuck it", I swear it was a testosterone pube beard. And I'm positive because everything ELSE about these kids screamed "small town, wannabe trendy but 5-10 years behind and doing it janky." (Like, girls here still wear JUICY track suits and shit.) If it was just PCOS she would have waxed that thing off.
What I'm saying is that I am almost certain I saw a small town, white trash, straight, zero-effort pooner. I would bet she can't even pronounce "dysphoria" and is taking testosterone because it's cool, lmfao. As if it's just another body mod.
I think lawsuits are going to increase, doctors are going to get spooked, and if the lifecycle of trends has taught me anything, this troon thing is in the last years of it's cycle.

 

[Mad_Dog]

The ugly as sin way oversized Hitler nose rings seem to cross the troon poon divide and are even more displeasing to the eye.

Don't bring the Führer into this, he tried to prevent this mess.

 

[Sissyagamben]

Pin cushion faced pooners are literally wearing their pain and self destruction on their face. For all to see, and to be disgusted and repulsed by. There's definitely a defiant anti beauty, anti femininity thing workin' there too. I hate my female self. I hurt and defile my female self. See me.

See me but do not judge or sympathize! That would violate my liberal bodily autonomy rights. My freedom to hurt and destroy myself before you. So it's a power trip too. Especially with young girls versus their parents. Or versus a society that's indifferent to their sufferings.

This also explains why all these pooners get tattoos that make their skin look like an elementary school desk. Not all tattoos are created equal. I know our supreme leader shits on Anisa’s tattoos relentlessly, but she does get them done from highly skilled artists with good sketches. Tacky yes, would I get them no, but a billion times better than what you’d see on a pooner.

Also applies to men I think. Men i know who are heavily tattooed/have loads of piercings are all mentally unstable. Shocking, I know.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Also applies to men I think. Men i know who are heavily tattooed/have loads of piercings are all mentally unstable. Shocking, I know.

tattoos were more respectable when it was just for drug addicts and criminals. Now they are about as badass as one of those gamer graphic tees with bad puns or a jack skellington hoodie from hot topic, fake edgyness is lamer than just being a dork.