Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Accel_Rider]

So, how's the Deagle Nation mod coming along?

 

[JSGOTI]

I'm actually curious to see if a Games Repainted style swap of the textures in Rev60 would make it less eye searingly ugly.
If anyone feels like putting the textures up on Google Drive so we can edit them with the power of autism, please do it.

I think the only files available at the moment are the ones in the torrent I threw up last night.

 

[Cosmos]

That arrogance. "I'm going to call the prosecutor's office personally and recommend a sentence."

That's one of Brianna's worst traits, honestly. She always has to inflate her sense of importance and insert herself into situations that have nothing to do with her (see: how she got involved in GamerGate, this new Ralph drama).

I have to bring up that story Brianna told where she was on an airplane and the guy next to her almost spilled coffee on her electronics (or something like that, I can't remember). She looked him in the eye and said "Do you know who I am?", as if she's fucking famous. She's a total narcissist.

 

[Goofy Logic]

The fact Brianna's army of white knights that surrounded her during her peak have disappeared, so she is probably feeling vulnerable; hence why she is desperately wanting to shift attention away from her turd of a game to the fact she is oppressed by fictional goobergrotes.

 

[Luminous Being]

Brianna wrote an article about Ralph being arrested
http://www.dailydot.com/via/gamergate-ethan-ralph-arrested/
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>The viral post even included diagrams of the interior of my house, recreated from photos, which was terrifying.

Erm... no? Isn't this something that's being fiddled together by @JSGOTI? Never heard of any floor plans being published before.

But thanks for reading here Bribri!

 

[Frozen Space Faggot]

... She's a total narcissist.

John Flynt confirmed for sasquatch fetish

 

[Kiras left nipple]

at least the backers seem happy...

 

[Andy27]

So, I have been reading Rev60 reviews on steam and this one kinda stands out to me...
http://steamcommunity.com/id/PhallicBaldwin/recommended/350200/

... not because of the comments themselves but because this person got the game for free. I'm not very familiar with steam but since this guy isn't a professional reviewer, does this mean he is one of the kickstarter backers? The only other option I can think of is that someone gave it to him as a gift in which case we live in a very cruel world.

The guy shits all over the game so another satisfied backer I guess!

 

[Luminous Being]

LMAO the people that gave money to them years ago don't even get the $5 "bonus DLC".

GETTING RIPPED OFF AGAIN!

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Save all the images he posts. Chances are they're identical to shit from the overpriced book of bullshit companion content @Jaimas (at least I think it was him, could be mistaken) put in PDF for free viewing.



Oh, it's not surprising in the least given we long have since learned R60's characters are shamelessly not even that different from the original SOCCON crap Flynt was shilling for years which naturally was highly offensive to women.

The sad part is, for as horrible those designs are, the accuracy to taking the SOCCON body designs and making them 3D is actually really good! Too good, of course, since they're all anorexic toothpicks with boobs and needed more rounding out to look even remotely human (or plot twist: THEY'RE NOT HUMANS AT ALL!), but whoever made those models because no fucking way Wu has that kind of talent really did a bang-up job on that before being thanklessly fired so Wu could take the credit and prove even more scummy than whoever the fuck made The Zoo Race. That's right, The Zoo Race recognized the help of more people other than the main lead and God/Jesus in the credits (if you don't know how God/Jesus is involved with Zoo Race, go watch the JonTron ep.) for model work than Wu has ever done.



Actually, it might be THE smartest thing BriBri has done by throwing Mr. dearly beloved to the wolves like this - like an unlikable Mandy throwing Billy to zombies because he's literally brainless and thus invincible to mindless hordes. It borders on self awareness that Wu figured out they're only going to make things worse if they personally get involved with damage control (I.E. that thread they posted without realizing they weren't using the right sockpuppet account but THEIR DEVELOPER account), whereas Frank is a freakin' masochist that may or may not be entirely in touch with reality and so shit that BriBri couldn't let themselves get over (STREET RACING ASSASSAINS ANYONE?!) will simply not stick to Frank who just seems to...well, my Billy comparison is a bit too apt since he kind of just does what Wu tells him to do no matter what. I know the supported theory is this whole shitshow with Brianna is actually a two-man job between them but Frank has absolutely no dignity to salvage from this given the end result is a shitload of his money down the drain to entertain a psychopath's whimsy.



Wait, that was a joke in Wu's eyes? They aren't actually some kind of lizard mutant extraterrestrial?



Actually, now that we have the game code extracted, I legit think it would be possible to improve the game simply by tightening up the graphics requirements for exponentially greater efficiency (while looking better at the same time) and fixing the combat system to be more Megaman Battle Network than exceptional individual DDR.

Or for the extremely ambitious, do what Wu couldn't and just make the entire game into one long interactive movie, Don Bluth style. Cut the stupid dialogue trees and just have cutscene flow into cutscene with siezure-flashes to indicate directions of possible action ala Space Ace.

Actually, don't even bother trying to salvage this shitshow, just go play Space Ace. The fact a blue assface's great plan boils down to making Earth into one giant daycare through a gun that turns everybody into babies makes more logical sense than the absolute nothing going on in De-evolution Shitty, and the game's own tagline outright says 'REGAIN YOUR MANHOOD' makes it a better sci-fi trek than anything R60 could possibly be.



Oh, if anybody is going to regret that decision, it's gonna be you...making Wu regret ever making a promise to put the game to Steam. Plus, this means you can nab the trading cards - you can see what cards a game has without buying it, but you can't view the FULL card art without having the actual card, which requires owning the game with 2+ playtime hours.

However, there is also the badge system which can only be seen incrementally by those who successively collect the card sets repeatedly, and THIS may be an issue in even obtaining the first one. With so few people actually playing the game long enough to earn cards, trying to even spend nickels and dimes on the marketplace to GET the cards to fill the set even once may prove impossible as nobody would be selling them! That would only leave random card pack drops on your steam account (or through the gem system which really isn't much different) to get the missing cards, and even at level 50 the drop rate of those is fucking eternity AFAIK so the free shit from the Steam release could in fact be the hardest content related to R60 to even get.[/QU

Save all the images he posts. Chances are they're identical to shit from the overpriced book of bullshit companion content @Jaimas (at least I think it was him, could be mistaken) put in PDF for free viewing.



Oh, it's not surprising in the least given we long have since learned R60's characters are shamelessly not even that different from the original SOCCON crap Flynt was shilling for years which naturally was highly offensive to women.

The sad part is, for as horrible those designs are, the accuracy to taking the SOCCON body designs and making them 3D is actually really good! Too good, of course, since they're all anorexic toothpicks with boobs and needed more rounding out to look even remotely human (or plot twist: THEY'RE NOT HUMANS AT ALL!), but whoever made those models because no fucking way Wu has that kind of talent really did a bang-up job on that before being thanklessly fired so Wu could take the credit and prove even more scummy than whoever the fuck made The Zoo Race. That's right, The Zoo Race recognized the help of more people other than the main lead and God/Jesus in the credits (if you don't know how God/Jesus is involved with Zoo Race, go watch the JonTron ep.) for model work than Wu has ever done.



Actually, it might be THE smartest thing BriBri has done by throwing Mr. dearly beloved to the wolves like this - like an unlikable Mandy throwing Billy to zombies because he's literally brainless and thus invincible to mindless hordes. It borders on self awareness that Wu figured out they're only going to make things worse if they personally get involved with damage control (I.E. that thread they posted without realizing they weren't using the right sockpuppet account but THEIR DEVELOPER account), whereas Frank is a freakin' masochist that may or may not be entirely in touch with reality and so shit that BriBri couldn't let themselves get over (STREET RACING ASSASSAINS ANYONE?!) will simply not stick to Frank who just seems to...well, my Billy comparison is a bit too apt since he kind of just does what Wu tells him to do no matter what. I know the supported theory is this whole shitshow with Brianna is actually a two-man job between them but Frank has absolutely no dignity to salvage from this given the end result is a shitload of his money down the drain to entertain a psychopath's whimsy.



Wait, that was a joke in Wu's eyes? They aren't actually some kind of lizard mutant extraterrestrial?



Actually, now that we have the game code extracted, I legit think it would be possible to improve the game simply by tightening up the graphics requirements for exponentially greater efficiency (while looking better at the same time) and fixing the combat system to be more Megaman Battle Network than exceptional individual DDR.

Or for the extremely ambitious, do what Wu couldn't and just make the entire game into one long interactive movie, Don Bluth style. Cut the stupid dialogue trees and just have cutscene flow into cutscene with siezure-flashes to indicate directions of possible action ala Space Ace.

Actually, don't even bother trying to salvage this shitshow, just go play Space Ace. The fact a blue assface's great plan boils down to making Earth into one giant daycare through a gun that turns everybody into babies makes more logical sense than the absolute nothing going on in De-evolution Shitty, and the game's own tagline outright says 'REGAIN YOUR MANHOOD' makes it a better sci-fi trek than anything R60 could possibly be.



Oh, if anybody is going to regret that decision, it's gonna be you...making Wu regret ever making a promise to put the game to Steam. Plus, this means you can nab the trading cards - you can see what cards a game has without buying it, but you can't view the FULL card art without having the actual card, which requires owning the game with 2+ playtime hours.

However, there is also the badge system which can only be seen incrementally by those who successively collect the card sets repeatedly, and THIS may be an issue in even obtaining the first one. With so few people actually playing the game long enough to earn cards, trying to even spend nickels and dimes on the marketplace to GET the cards to fill the set even once may prove impossible as nobody would be selling them! That would only leave random card pack drops on your steam account (or through the gem system which really isn't much different) to get the missing cards, and even at level 50 the drop rate of those is fucking eternity AFAIK so the free shit from the Steam release could in fact be the hardest content related to R60 to even get.

Spoiler: Warning: slight Bluth-sperging ahead...

Borf used the Infanto Ray on Wu's teeth. And brain.

 

[Collections Agent]

I like how dead set everyone is on torrenting the game but it's so much more effective to buy the game, get an hour of laughs, leave a negative review then refund

 

[Francis York Morgan]

View attachment 132583 View attachment 132582 at least the backers seem happy...

I like that they have all learned the futility of trying to get Brianna to do anything and so are directing things to Frank who was just the guy posting the update.

Also, HoskStation or any other Kickstarter backer still reading, please ask GSK why they didn't have all these things like the Steam keys or store page in order before yesterday? All Brianna has been doing for the last week is playing Pokemon (seemingly for the first time) and sperging about politics. She's had plenty of time to have a process ready for distributing your keys but she just didn't want to.

 

[tehpope]

snip

If I had to guest, Wu is probably going to try and reclaim her 15 mins. And it'll be hilarious. She's a lolcow. Just sit back with some papcorn and reeb, and enjoy the fireworks. You have to remember, folks though Chris was dried up back in 2008, but we're still here, almost 10 years later.

Also, if you find something on Steam, make sure to Archive.is it.

 

[Count groudon]

Found it interesting that given the chance to make a game, Brianna and the "women of empowerment in the gaming industry" still chose to make disproportionately sexist models of the female characters with highlighted breasts, hips and asses in skin tight clothing.

Even if they are shitty polygons.

Hey now, to be fair for the special edition Wu did change their waistlines from pencil thin to anorexic 13 year old girl. She tried, sorta.

 

[Norvic]

I made a gif that for me perfectly sums up R60.

Look at that starfield. Not just the obvious tiling, the terrible paint spatter texture work.

Look at how the camera pans over it. Wu and co. must have watched this scene play out hundreds of times over the years, and never once did any of them decide to put in a couple more layers to get a parallax effect. Anything to stop it being 1000% obvious we're looking at a single textured quad, not the vast expanse of space.

 

[Catgirls are Love]

I like how dead set everyone is on torrenting the game but it's so much more effective to buy the game, get an hour of laughs, leave a negative review then refund

At this point, I'm just considering torrenting to make sure the damn thing will even run. The startup issues certain people have experienced will never get fixed.

 

[Luminous Being]

I like how dead set everyone is on torrenting the game but it's so much more effective to buy the game, get an hour of laughs, leave a negative review then refund

Nah mate.

At this point, I'm just considering torrenting to make sure the damn thing will even run. The startup issues certain people have experienced will never get fixed.

At actually runs surprisingly well for me, just like @Jaimas experienced.

 

[Collections Agent]

I made a gif that for me perfectly sums up R60.

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Look at that starfield. Not just the obvious tiling, the terrible paint spatter texture work.

Look at how the camera pans over it. Wu and co. must have watched this scene play out hundreds of times over the years, and never once did any of them decide to put in a couple more layers to get a parallax effect. Anything to stop it being 1000% obvious we're looking at a single textured quad, not the vast expanse of space.

To be honest I think a gif of my stream where the health bars showed up on the end credits and I was still getting damaged during the credits would be more accurate as far as measuring quality goes.

 

[JSGOTI]

I like how dead set everyone is on torrenting the game but it's so much more effective to buy the game, get an hour of laughs, leave a negative review then refund

I'm still all for people doing that, but in my case for example, I just barreled my way through as much of the game as I could in that two hour window, and did not have time to slow it down and savor the terrible nuances that I saw in passing. The torrent means it can be played at leisure, without the two hour time limit.

but because this person got the game for free.

When you submit your review, there is a little checkbox to indicate if you received the product for free.
It was likely an accident, or an intentional troll. You never know these days.

At this point, I'm just considering torrenting to make sure the damn thing will even run. The startup issues certain people have experienced will never get fixed.

Startup issues are actually nonexistent as far as I know, I bullshitted my review with that being one of the reasons for returning it. Never once had it crash on me, but the resolution and colors are still shit. My older computer ran it even more smoothly, which is just bizarre to me.

 

[Collections Agent]

I bullshitted my review

Hey! You can't lie on the internet! You go back and change that right now