Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[The Judean People's Front]

I'm sorry, what kind of mustard are you buying that has cholesterol at all?

Lol holy shit. Someone told me that once and I was like "huh, ok" and as someone who doesn't eat yellow mustard I filed it away and never challenged it. That's hilarious. Everyone point and laugh at me.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

So Salah got more medication from his sister to keep her moodiness down. (She's definitely on something here.) That dumbass is still hanging on in hopes of getting to Leafland.

For all intents and purposes Salah is checked out, though. That is abundantly clear. She didn't mention him once, except to say "WE are going to a seminar". Another get rich quick scheme Salah is going to try to get Chins to invest in, no doubt.

Still stewing over FFG. LOL

EDIT: The difference in pupil size is really pronounced here.

Glad you don't let things defeat you, Chins.

 

[ButterMyMuffin]

They keep the plastic on the car seats because = "paranoid"

WTF does that even mean? I'm so confused.

 

[crowabunga]

My "is she dead yet?" check-ins have gone from weekly, to daily, to on the hour when I can manage it. My attention is rapt by the (hyper)tension between her disastrous health and her roachlike persistence.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

So like your average smooth brained doofus, I just checked my mustard… negligible source of cholesterol and contains sodium.

The vid from SansaCooks today is excellent. She gave a friend who is an emergency room doc Chantal’s lab values and tentative diagnoses then asked some pertinent questions.

Excellent, fact filled, short video stripped of any emotional nuance as this guy was given no personal info about Chantal.

Funniest part - when asked what she should eat with all her issues:

“Leaves, with nothing good on them”

 

[TwinkieStorr]

Extra smugness to compensate for the fact she can't post fastfood slop mukbangs anymore (for now)

 

[Windy Moors]

They keep the plastic on the car seats because = "paranoid"

WTF does that even mean? I'm so confused.

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Salad is paranoid she will shart on the seats again.

 

[Mike Hunt]

They keep the plastic on the car seats because = "paranoid"

WTF does that even mean? I'm so confused.

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If I were Titty Boy I'd be paranoid too. My regular passenger would be a fat tub of lard who has little control of her bowel movements and barely washes.

Sure, the Temubile has very little resale value, but a perma-stench on the car seats would absolutely destroy what value it has left. And we're not even getting into the skid marks.

Beezer spray can only do so much for industrial-grade stench.

Edit: ninja'd, apologies for the same sentiment as the previous reply.

 

[AngelBitch]

Also, her struggle meals are so fucking depressing. That breakfast with mustard on everything, even the cottage cheese. . . Nobody tell her mustard is high in both sodium (after she made a big deal about not adding more salt to the salted canned tuna) AND cholesterol *.

She's latched onto that because it's a stupid trend on tiktok right now. mustard and cottage cheese as a dip for fucking everything. every basic bitch and their mother is claiming it's the greatest diet ever.

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

So if she gets trapped in the temubile when it explodes into a fireball from hell, and all her blubber gets rendered…. Will the insurance co consider it a grease fire?

 

[Goatchoker]

If I were Titty Boy I'd be paranoid too. My regular passenger would be a fat tub of lard who has little control of her bowel movements and barely washes.

Sure, the Temubile has very little resale value, but a perma-stench on the car seats would absolutely destroy what value it has left. And we're not even getting into the skid marks.

Beezer spray can only do so much for industrial-grade stench.

Edit: ninja'd, apologies for the same sentiment as the previous reply.

I don’t blame him either. Like Alex dacy and her tuna towel, hard pass on getting that funk out.

It looks fucking awful though. You can buy specific seat covers (maybe?) for it at least. It just looks like dry cleaning bags that rip super easy. Hilariously trashy.

 

[How_are_you]

I accept that she is stupid, deeply stupid, and yet still I wonder: How is she not paralyzed with fear by her perpetual near-exhaustion and that she gets out of breath from talking and/or eating (usually she’s doing both)?

Having said that, the yawns while talking about something she absolutely loathes, moving her body, could be an anxiety reaction. Enjoy your hurples, Chins. All two of them before you quit.

she buries any fear of the future with food

 

[Angry New Ager]

She didn't mention him once, except to say "WE are going to a seminar". Another get rich quick scheme Salah is going to try to get Chins to invest in, no doubt.

I couldn't help but notice the look of contempt on her face when she said they were going to a "seminar." Salah, when even your dumb, ignorant, fat bitch of a wife knows it's a scammy MLM sales pitch, and you don't, that's a sure sign that you're an even bigger smoothbrain than she is.

Salad is paranoid she will shart on the seats again.

TBF, that's not paranoia. If she's got the explosive Metformin shits, leaving the plastic on is a sensible precaution.

I was just thinking that now we know why Corissa Enneking was having the explosive shits that made her anxious about leaving the house a couple of years ago. It wasn't IBS; it was the metformin (which she didn't tell her followers she was taking at the time), for her diabetes (which she constantly downplays while continuing to eat whatever shit she likes).

Deathfats gonna deathfat, man.

 

[catbyte]

OMG, not cottage cheese and mustard for breakfast ala Amberlynn. I know they've blown out their palates, but jfc. I really can't think of a more disgusting combination for breakfast. But I haven't woken up at 3:00 pm since college so never mind, I guess. That plastic will be like napalm if the Chinese Death Mobile goes up in flames. Is that a thing in a lot of places because I've never seen new car seats swathed in plastic like that. Ever. And her lame-ass "glow up" plans mixed with attempting to diss reaction channels for "not having the courage" to go on camera blah blah blah made my cat yawn. Well, Cutie, how about you stop swaddling your multiple chins in fabric to make us think you have a dainty, petite heart-shaped face and dump those industrial-strength filters? Where's your courage? She must be even boring herself. That 21-minute (that I'll never get back) video felt like a goddamned hour.

 

[Tiresome]

So if she gets trapped in the temubile when it explodes into a fireball from hell, and all her blubber gets rendered…. Will the insurance co consider it a grease fire?

It's nothing Kuwait hasn't seen before.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Sorry, my brain today is as fried as Chantal’s. Pray she doesn’t post again so you get spared more of my drivel.

Her blood sugar still sucks… gee, you’d think she taking her meds wrong or not taking them or still eating like shit or something.

The 2 meals shown early on. I’m a light eater with a small appetite; not fun in a family of hearty eating heffalumps but knowing those meals would make me full guarantees they’re only appetizer #1 for her.

Still too much salt and sugar but it’s the weekend so if I’m going to be naively generous and assume she’s playing it straight, those meals can’t help but be a huge improvement.

Here’s a trick Chantal, serve small meals on small plates; it fools the eye and brain into thinking one is eating more.

A 3 hour seminar? About what? I’m mildly curious. Teasing out a future video… She wants to ‘worship’ her body… gag. Okay, she hasn’t changed. Wondering if the seminar isn’t some woo based health shit?

Yeah, tell us how to be happy in life, ya loser.

Still yammering about her marriage certificate. If it’s straight up, there’s no reason to hide it. Cam up… she says. Yeah, she’s on some kind of happy pills. She has trouble with stupidity; must find her waking hours a notch.

Kuwait walking challenge? Jesus, she loves to unnecessarily complicate the basics. Start with laps of your building hallway. Several short stints a day and once or twice a week, add another length or two.

Yes Chantal, you DID do this to yourself. Point. Blank. Stop.

She dreads therapy; no kidding. She can’t control the narrative with a therapist if the therapist is trying to guide with questions that are pertinent. Talking to a camera, she 100% controls what’s being said.

Yup, self pity, ‘stay mad’, all her usual smug tropes still in force. If she dies, reactors might have to work at a shawarma shop ‘Sucks to be you’; oh man, girlie is riding for a big, big fall.

Haven’t seen this much smug smirking as in a while.

She’s definitely found what she thinks is a magic cure of some sort… just not sharing it yet. And hate to break it Chantal but you is out of time. Six pack health arc. Yea, we know you. You’ll defy your way into a corner you can’t get out of.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Now is happening people...
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Btw... there's no marriage certificate.

Recycling her community posts again I see. Last time she posted this FFG and many of her followers started their “spiets” aka spite diets. So they’re months ahead of Chantal in her skinny legend pursuit.

Haven’t watched her latest yet.

couldn't help but notice the look of contempt on her face when she said they were going to a "seminar." Salah, when even your dumb, ignorant, fat bitch of a wife knows it's a scammy MLM sales pitch, and you don't, that's a sure sign that you're an even bigger smoothbrain than she is.

It’s possible it’s a “seminar” on diabetes management. That would also piss off Chantal knowing her “handsomest” houseboy is about to be educated in all the shit his fat wife should no longer eat.

TBF, that's not paranoia. If she's got the explosive Metformin shits, leaving the plastic on is a sensible precaution.

They’ve had the temumobile longer than she’s had her medication plus Waterproof seat covers (the kind designed to be animal proof) would do a better job and be far more comfortable. Also, the plastic is on the rear seat as well, a place where Chantal definitely can not sit. There’s something about this whole new car thing that’s shady AF.

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

I wonder how long this arc is gonna last? Im gonna be real charitable and give her a couple of days.
Some comments from her latest vid.

 

[Boob Gravy]

Recycling her community posts again I see. Last time she posted this FFG and many of her followers started their “spiets” aka spite diets. So they’re months ahead of Chantal in her skinny legend pursuit.

That's just the original pinned comment she made from back then, not a new CP.

 

[spicytacosaurus]

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Late, but her whine about her huzband waking her when he moves was a LOL.

I had to excavate a reminder of how Chantal and her CPAP rock the whole bed. This is from May, 2022 when she was doing Twitch sleep streams. Even the light stream behind her is moving, LOL.

[Vid from Just Sayin youtube. Bonus BBJ cuteness and fluffing about if you watch JS's condensed 15 min. original Here}

This looks like she's flicking her bean