Official Zoomer Love Thread

[AnsemSoD1]

For our most coherent citizens.

 

[The Luigi Player]

oh shit a new L4D zombie is coming out?

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

As an early Zoomer all I can say is this:

 

[AnsemSoD1]

As an early Zoomer all I can say is this:
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I agree fren, born in 2003 and I hate at least half of my generation.

 

[Dynamite Bean]

A zoomer will either be one of the most based people you will ever meet or be completely cringe and make you wish for an asteroid to destroy earth
no in-between, either they'll give you hope for the future or make you lose it all entirely

 

[CEO of Husbandos]

Oldfags think all zoomers are sensitive pronoun-obsessed faggots, but every generation has rebels and conformists. A good portion of us rebel against globohomo propaganda, it's the natural thing to do.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Oldfags think all zoomers are sensitive pronoun-obsessed faggots, but every generation has rebels and conformists. A good portion of us rebel against globohomo propaganda, it's the natural thing to do.

Right on man, I fucking hate this globohomo shit and I can't wait for my parents to move us out to the suburbs at least.

 

[whothefuck]

In 10 years time people will be bitching about Gen Alpha in place of the zoomers, just like the millenials were treated before them. Nothing changes in the end.

 

[realitysurf]

Oldfags think all zoomers are sensitive pronoun-obsessed faggots, but every generation has rebels and conformists. A good portion of us rebel against globohomo propaganda, it's the natural thing to do.

I've never really had an opportunity to sperg about this but I feel like right-wing zoomers (and gen alpha by extent) are going to purity-spiral the fuck out of the online right in their own shitposty version of the Kristallnacht. I feel like thats what the Sharty has been doing recently. Other than reasons for contrarian laughs, I wouldn't want to share my online political spaces with individuals like Rev Says Desu or people like Vee and Arch who lick fujoshi boots over a shitty visual novel made popular by Twitter.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

In 10 years time people will be bitching about Gen Alpha in place of the zoomers, just like the millenials were treated before them.

Because the 2010s were a blur to me, it seems "Millennials" were "the laughingstock generation" like just a few years ago at most (even though that was really 10 years ago). Now it's suddenly "Zoomers"? Looks like "Generation Alpha" being so will seem sudden.

 

[Mankirk]

I like to think that the kids are alright. I've seen enough teachers crying on Reddit to still have some faith in humanity. Covid shutting shit down for up to two years really interfered with their already stunted development though, I honestly feel for them, it can be hard to come back from.

 

[shapelesswaste]

I'M... I'M GONNA ZOOM! I'M ZOOOMING!

 

[Grub]

A buddy of mine seems to have adopted a zoomer as kind of his personal servant or something. He seems pretty cool. My buddy threw a bbq recently and the zoomer was rolling joints and preparing dabs for everyone, he did up the burger buns, thinks trannies are gross, didn't use stupid zoomer slang and was generally a pretty chill dude. 10/10 zoomer would hang out with again.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

I'm sorry my fellow kiwis, I think I'm going to conZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

 

[AnsemSoD1]

I like to think that the kids are alright. I've seen enough teachers crying on Reddit to still have some faith in humanity. Covid shutting shit down for up to two years really interfered with their already stunted development though, I honestly feel for them, it can be hard to come back from.

Everyone at my community college is practically zogged out of their minds and its almost impossible to tell who's truly neurotypical anymore.

 

[Coolio55]

 

[Moon Guy]

Most of the most based people I met at the pub were zoomers. While the most infuriating people were my fellow millennial faggots (not you kiwi frens [still faggots though]). The kids are alright.

 

[Mayor Cody Travers]

Most of the most based people I met at the pub were zoomers. While the most infuriating people were my fellow millennial faggots (not you kiwi frens [still faggots though]). The kids are alright.

Very recently I feel this way. I really think millennials got fucked over by their developing years being fucked up with just enough economic crashes and tumblr culture coming to the fore to screw them up financially AND socially, and now they're old and sad enough to just give up on - by others, and themselves.

 

[BScCollateral]

In 10 years time people will be bitching about Gen Alpha in place of the zoomers, just like the millenials were treated before them. Nothing changes in the end.

It is different, because this time I think the latest generation are insufferable faggots.
There.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Very recently I feel this way. I really think millennials got fucked over by their developing years being fucked up with just enough economic crashes and tumblr culture coming to the fore to screw them up financially AND socially, and now they're old and sad enough to just give up on - by others, and themselves.

I've always thought the millenials are the worst parts of zoomers and boomers combined.