Ava Chris Tyson / Christopher Stephen Tyson / “Christine Tyson” / “Chris The Meme God” - MrBeast’s litigious troon sidekick & divorcé. Lolicon-loving narcissistic queer

Brutality · Nov 26, 2023

quaawaa said:
Katie posted a picture of herself and Tucker at the same place (the fence in the background is the same):
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Keep that fence Tall and Electrified Katie, or else Chris will come and make a buffalo bill skin suit out of you

Bookwork · Nov 26, 2023

Colon capital V said:
[ ... ] Almost makes me think the thread should be locked and reopened until this dude becomes a bit funnier to document but as it stands, he's not very cowish just an average annoying troon who's connected to Mr. Beast.

Nah, we're just archiving the "before" for when the "after" erupts. As it will.

("We're," like I'm doing any damn work around here. LOL.)

LavenderMenace · Nov 26, 2023

quaawaa said:
Katie posted a picture of herself and Tucker at the same place (the fence in the background is the same):
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Notice how much happier Tucker looks when he's being held by mom?

Some more eybleach of them shopping for Chirstmas trees:
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Lol Chris ain’t even allowed in the house! :story:

I know his wife’s family are PISSED at him! Also yes that kid sees his father as a stranger now. Sad but for the best because Chris should get an actual fucking divorce and leave them alone.

CoolFool · Nov 26, 2023

Why would anyone want to lock this thread? Making fun of Chris's fugly selfies and laughing at how he ruins current MrBeast videos with his scary AGP outfits is entertaining all by itself. But even without that entertaining factor, archiving his tweets and groomer/coomer posts are still important since he is popular "celebrity" troon that is currently pushing to troon out impressionable kids. His thread moves slower than some cows but who cares? Consider this more of a community watch thread for right now. As @Bookwork said, at some point this thread will be popping again when Chris fucks up majorly or whenever someone uses these reciepts to make a video to cancel Chris. It's only a matter of time.

Mariposa2.0 LTE · Nov 26, 2023

gateway said:
New Mr Beast video!

$1 Job
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$100K Job
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Chris was not in the $200K, $300k, or $1M job segment.

$10M Job
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I don't understand how a demented msn can skeet inside anyone with their own cock, make a baby, and think, "Yup, I'm totes a woman guise".

The Skeksis Emperor · Nov 26, 2023

The thread isn't that slow imo. In only a few months Chris blew up his marriage, started HRT, was revealed to hang out with groomers and creeps, and moved a barely legal twink into one of the Mr. Beast houses. He is speedrunning transitioning and it can't be long before he gets boob implants and who know what else. He has endless money so you can expect anything really.
I totally get it if people are repulsed by him and the harm he causes his little son, but as a lolcow I can't help but find him amusing.

Slur.EXE · Nov 26, 2023

It's been said already but Chris is speedrunning troondoom mingling and orbiting with tranny sideshow regulars. Chris is regularly only a degree away from other cows (Philosophy Tube, Erin Reed, F1nn5ter, Dream, ect..) he's not just connected to Beast, Chris has been around since Beast was a weee zoomer uploading raw webcam footage and playing CoD on youtube.
Chris is dug in like a tick as part of the Beast brand.
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At least Chief gets to be outside. Archive

The comments are well curated. alas.

Even the dog looks uncomfortable ! Archive

I would just like to point out the way his left foot is tilted up in the first pictures is gay ass hell.

The pose he strikes in the last one really emphasizing that male torso.

Stop me if you've heard this one before, so 2 homosexuals go into the woods together-...Archive

Zipper pants don't hide your man ass Chris. Archive

The pond's not the only thing fishy round here. Archive

Opera Gx normal pills. Archive

Sad new! Seems I missed a recent opening of the *gag* estrogen consumer.

Well with no account in, all there is to do is see what gets @'ed to him.

HMESTK said:

mfw if he gave his opinion "as a wahmen" on Dream chimping here and any replies about it are buried under so much girl dick washing. :lossmanjack:

Do you think he's mad?

Hrtbattlepass. Archive

Everyone just wants to be a girl haha. Archive Archive

A pooner weighing in. Archive Archive

There's actually a lot of pooners crawling around for their Alice in here. Archive

13 huh?Archive

Lilpooner gets a notice. Archive

I agree. Kaitie has been such a rock in this mad time. Archive

A peek behind the curtain. Archive

Im sure the tweet these are replying to is normal. Archive Archive

I reset the latest tweets after archiving and he's seething about... ...whatever lol.

CoolFool · Nov 26, 2023

HMESTK said:
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The first of four selfies with the ogre, is that a goddamn camel toe?

These guys are so gross looking. I wonder what the MrBeast crew and ex wife must think when they know this giant MAN is now plowing Chris, who used to be straight and normal looking.

Also...Imagine being in the woods alone and you happen upon these guys. It can be scary enough running into regular men when out by yourself, but troons really take it up a notch and activate that flight or fight response.

quaawaa · Nov 26, 2023

HMESTK said:
If only you knew how bad things really are. Archive

Jimmy trying to pawn Chris off on California. Smart move. Archive

Once you scroll past the troons, there's a lot of Jimmy's fans who miss Old Chris:

In reply to Jimmy's tweet:

In reply to Chris' groot tweet:

samuraicrack · Dec 1, 2023

The trans stuff isn't even the worst shit at this point, this nigga is straight up delusional lmao

Osama Bin Laden · Dec 1, 2023

if this wasn't posted yet, im gonna be the first to do it

SHE'S SOOOOOOO SMOLL N DANTY

PetiteFeet · Dec 1, 2023

He couldn't possibly look more male than he does in those two pics.

Enoch Emery · Dec 2, 2023

Osama Bin Laden said:
if this wasn't posted yet, im gonna be the first to do it
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SHE'S SOOOOOOO SMOLL N DANTY

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In the quotes for that tweet I found this specimen:

https://twitter.com/jessslex/status/1730773641304875450

https://archive.ph/xDdEc

My man looks like Barack Obama lol

Pube Dandruff · Dec 2, 2023

Osama Bin Laden said:
SHE'S SOOOOOOO SMOLL N DANTY

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Fascinating, how the shadows under a desperate man's ribcage can more closely resemble a real woman's breasts than the gynecomastic mess paraded above them.

quaawaa · Dec 2, 2023

Osama Bin Laden said:
if this wasn't posted yet, im gonna be the first to do it
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SHE'S SOOOOOOO SMOLL N DANTY

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WTF did the hormones even do? He just looks like he gained 10 lbs and grew his hair out and that's it.

Osama Bin Laden · Dec 2, 2023

quaawaa said:
WTF did the hormones even do? He just looks like he gained 10 lbs and grew his hair out and that's it.

don’t forget the MOOBS

Terrorist · Dec 2, 2023

I hope "Femboy Fishing" gets a massive sturgeon in his boat and it breaks both of his legs.

Tetragrammaton · Dec 2, 2023

Osama Bin Laden said:
if this wasn't posted yet, im gonna be the first to do it
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SHE'S SOOOOOOO SMOLL N DANTY

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what the fuck is going on with his chest? is he sucking in his stomach to try and push his chest out as much as possible while also squeezing his moobs together while also using his arms to hold the top on?

also what is it with troons and obsessing over being women but never taking a moment of time to actually figure out how to properly mimic womens facial expressions?

chris here especially always looks super stiff whenever he tries to make a face or even just smile. is he already that dead inside or is he just lost in his own fantasy?