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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Were the FTMs ever in any of those photos of them eating out at places?

I don’t recall, but I suspect that they probably were denied this too, in case the social got wind of it.
Only once iirc
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Dunno if they actually ate though.
 
While we’re on a Jen tip, it’s worth re-reading that interview he did. There’s a few details I’d forgotten, and although Jen is a very unreliable narrator, a lot of the timeline stuff rings true, for example Kindness pestering Penny for a year prior to meeting them, trying to get in.


I believe that the promise of Tranch 3, the tranchening, is still to come.
Lol, rereading that and surrounding posts, I just noticed something pretty funny in the background of the field serfs FTM shack (you can tell that's what it is, as despite having a computer wired in, you can see light shining through semi boarded up sides, in the pic of the (tragically young looking) girly one.
Anyway. .
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Peep that cat litter.
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Lol.
 
Only once iirc
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Dunno if they actually ate though.

I know that women do regularly drink pints, but there is something so clearly male about them with big glasses of beer there.

I am surprised they don’t all drink Apple-tinis or some kind of insanely camp fruity cocktails in some attempt at femininity.

That’s what traditional trannies always used to do.

Also what the fuck is the one next to Bonnie wearing?
Doesn’t he have anything else more suitable for a restaurant? He looks like trailer park boys Bubbles dressed for cold weather.
 
This is the picture I was thinking of, but those aren't the kitty litter FTM you posted in the next post. I'm pretty sure the only female in that picture is hiding behind Kevin, which was Alyssa iirc.
You’re right, the FTMs were not part of the gang, they did not share the same interests (like furry shit) and I don’t remember seeing them in any sort of social group setting with the others. There were a few other serfs like that, “Daisy” and one or two that just kept themselves to themselves, or perhaps it was more like a campground situation.

We did hear that Penny would take the FTMs off the tranch to a coffee place when they had problems to air.
 
You’re right, the FTMs were not part of the gang, they did not share the same interests (like furry shit) and I don’t remember seeing them in any sort of social group setting with the others. There were a few other serfs like that, “Daisy” and one or two that just kept themselves to themselves, or perhaps it was more like a campground situation.

We did hear that Penny would take the FTMs off the tranch to a coffee place when they had problems to air.

That’s Penny’s version. He probably actually just took them to the alpaca mass grave and messed with their heads.
 
He certainly was. And his older brother is named Earth.

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I considered that he might have grown up in a hippie community, but I dismissed that as an impossibility because he just seemed so ... I don't know. I was just absolutely certain that he grew up in a boring suburban or rural community.
 
Earth? Sky? Uncle lives in Point Reyes ca.
Fucking shit hippies.
I considered that he might have grown up in a hippie community, but I dismissed that as an impossibility because he just seemed so ... I don't know. I was just absolutely certain that he grew up in a boring suburban or rural community.
Unsure if actual hippies. Here's his paternal uncle (his father's eldest brother): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lars-Erik_Nelson

And Marsa Yeomans was his mother. So maybe less hippie and more artists? Although I guess you could argue that they're the same thing.

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Edit: Yeah, they lived in Rockland County, NY, which is where Sky grew up. Very whitebread suburban.
 
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Holy shit, that’s quite the back story. Very Scandi-Noir.
Fwiw I often listen to a radio station local to Rockland County and can confirm it’s a bit hippyish around there.

I wonder what ol’ Sky is up to these days. I think he moved off the tranch not too long after Bonnie eloped. But must be involved in the clear up / disposal somehow.
 
Big talk from Jen. Bonnie should sue!
It's a no-no to out a rape victim if they're not comfortable with sharing their story and naming their rapist. So while I doubt "Bonnie raped Sky in his sleep and then claimed Sky was the rapist" is true (I'll assume some sort of drunken spousal fumble happened and it's getting spun) if that were true it's massively fucked up that Jen's using it to score points when Sky's never mentioned it, and given we're dealing with people in social justice space it's even more double plus ungood.
 
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