Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AltisticRight]

I’m chalking it up to wet brain, laziness, and boomerism (obviously he’s not an actual boomer but it’s very boomer-like in spirit).

This phenomenon is also observed on a TikTok account that might be his. He can’t help but follow random hoes. Putting it under spoiler because I’m unable to verify it’s actually his.

@rekietalaw5 on TikTok

Spoiler

It’s the first result that comes up. It only has two posts, but they are very nicely edited (by Ryan the editor? One of the followers is named Ryan). Maybe the TikTok is something he spun up for engagement and he immediately stopped maintaining it. Anyone remember him posting about TikTok content on his Locals, twitter, etc.?

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The account is following some lawtubers and Dick, and a couple of random hoes. If anything, this convinces me this is actually Nick’s.

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The account at the top speaks for herself. The bottom left video is her twerking.

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The Kayla Christine account is more of the same type of content but I’m not going to post because she is literally too ugly.

If you're not fully aware, here is my writeup on this person:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-16998018
1. She is a sex worker
2. She has an OnlyFans
3. She is a verified eros.com escort
4. She is based in Minneapolis, local to Balldo
5. They follow each other on Instagram

My understanding is that the hot women (and men) who get hired to work in places like Tao are expected to act like the hosts in a Japanese or Korean host bar. Which means if a high roller ever wanders into their vicinity, they're expected to suck their dick. OK, not literally, but they have to attempt to befriend them, so that the next time they come into town, they're 'encouraged' to come back to the bar/club/restaurant where they work.

That's kind of true but exaggerated in movies, and kind of typical only to America and Macau (China), both which are *cough* hellscapes that doesn't give a shit about workers.
This definitely doesn't apply to her account.

She's following a bunch of accouts that likely aligns with her personal interest.

I can't find many accounts of individual people, that's why Balldo pops out like a thorn. She also flat out ignores creepy simps in her comments instead of bathing in their attention.

She might have a work account, who knows?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

LOCALS Sean Struggle Session Stream Highlights (Part 4):


Nick's contributions to chat:

Spoiler: Nick's chats

-Urine

RekietaLaw​

SO MUCH URINE

RekietaLaw​

Why wash hands? Just piss on them...

RekietaLaw​

Pete is sterile and uric acid kills fags

AgBiochemist​

Urea lol. Uric acid is for birds I believe

RekietaLaw​

Only if you're gay. I use uric acid ob MY BAGELS, BITCH

-Clippers and Josh

RekietaLaw​

This stream is gonna get SOOOOOOO clipped, rofl

AussieOverLawd​

Already was

RekietaLaw​

Good. Fuck all these fags

RekietaLaw​

I am fine with this...I don't remember calling Josh an autistic faggot and elissa a try hard whore.

Mr--K​

the next lolsuit

-NOT drunk

espressod​	Nick wasn't drunk enough, I'm slightly disappointed.
RekietaLaw​	WHEEEEE
RekietaLaw​	I have to take it easy SOME STREAMS

espressod​

No you don't, you are certified alcoholic!

AussieOverLawd​

Not like it will matter. People will say you were blackout anyway

-Drama

Mr--K​

what was that about not liking drama aagain? lol

RekietaLaw​

You misunderstand. I LIKE drama...everyone does....I don't WANT to be involves I OTHER PEOPLES DRAMA

Post-stream judgement on Nick:

Boo-YouWhore​

When? I've seen so much drama with Nick, and never have I seen him attack a friend. That was... Well, inexcusable. To ME. I can't judge him based on my terms though. It's weird. Just had to tune out.

espressod​	I tuned in right after, heh. Can you tell me what brought it about?
Freedom1982​	No not at all. It's when he gets too drunk. lol or makes too many rape jokes. I do eventually come back for most shows though. lol

Seethe about @elb

MrStirFry99​

It was the clips already has the no kiwi farm segment from tonight show clipped and on YouTube

MrStirFry99​	*Elissa Clips already has...
Mr--K​	no surprise there
TMFSquid​	You ever see her chat? It's a fucking echo chamber of faggots crying about how bad nick is

Boo-YouWhore​

Wwwell yeah she has to eat and make a living! Nick gave her a Christmas bonus tonight

Excuses for Nick on the 5k g(r)ift:

Crass-Cat​

Hey Nick about that internet gift thing your doing. Just remember that we don’t deserve it and if it bring stress to you then we don’t want it. At the end of the day we all made a choice to support you and Thankyou for your hard efforts and time. Love you bro

Boo-YouWhore​

forgot it everr was a thing aha remember when locals JUST started being a thing we all tried to understand at the same time together aha

espressod​

The 5k thing pushed me off the fence about whether to subscribe or not, so it was an effective campaign.

Fear-mongering by the uneducated:

RandallMcCollum​

Just putting this out there for everyone. Make sure you have a few basic supplies ready. The NOAA was put out a notification that there is a coronal mass ejection heading towards the Earth. No definite stats on how bad it is but so far they're saying there is a possibility of interference or damage to satellites and other electronics so just in case have some water and a couple days of food

 

[AltisticRight]

You ever see her chat? It's a fucking echo chamber of faggots crying about how bad nick is

Strap-on calling the Balldo a degenerate, pot calling the kettle a nigger etc.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

The only name that Nick consistently alludes to re: touching the cow is Himedall and her chat scraper. He seethed about it again this week on a Locals stream with his "nothing better to do than count Josh's pubic hairs" swipe.

And he never directly mentions her by name, only the Locals chat fallout.

He must have seen that LOCALS sub number drop from over 5000 down to 3 digits. He gets 200, tops, during his streams, and if we are generous and say triple that number are still subscribed, he has lost 88% of his subscribers. At 5 dollars a month, that is 22k of revenue lost, and more than 17k to Nick (assuming 20% standard LOCALS take) PER MONTH!

He also made a snide callout about AnOminus a few months back implying that their legal takes were often wrong (again, implying thread reading). This is likely due to the fact that Nick remembers them back from the Weeb War days.

Which is shite. He was very complimentary on legal analysis from @AnOminous when it aligned with his opinions. He was one of the more complimentary posters RE: Nick in the olden days of yore.


My take-away from this is that I think that Nick is trying VERY hard to not seethe and is failing miserably, so we get these very entertaining sperg-outs when his brain is too addled by a combination of stress, alcohol, drugs, and rage.

 

[Potatoherder]

We're at almost 10pm central. Has anyone checked to see if Nick ever did do the post about the show tonight? My watcher has yet to trigger meaning no stream placeholder has been created.

edit:
just checked again and it triggered. I am surprised.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Trump and Rittenhouse, oh boy.

 

[Neetorino]

We're at almost 10pm central. Has anyone checked to see if Nick ever did do the post about the show tonight? My watcher has yet to trigger meaning no stream placeholder has been created.

edit:
just checked again and it triggered. I am surprised.

Ask and ye shall receive. Surprised he's going through with it.

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Trump and Rittenhouse, oh boy.

Oh wow I can't believe we're talking about Nick's favorite topic! Still!! And I can't imagine the questions they're asking Kyle are any worse that the ones Nick asked.

 

[Strix454]

He must have seen that LOCALS sub number drop from over 5000 down to 3 digits. He gets 200, tops, during his streams, and if we are generous and say triple that number are still subscribed, he has lost 88% of his subscribers. At 5 dollars a month, that is 22k of revenue lost, and more than 17k to Nick (assuming 20% standard LOCALS take) PER MONTH!

I dont see the decline as having anything to do with the farms. Nick IMO isn't angry about subscriber loss or money. He is angry that the exposure of his locals made the very naive participants realize that there was no privacy associated with sharing their photos and bodies on the internet. There is no obligation on anyone to protect Nick's "right" to encourage parasocial over-sharing in his locals.

Nick's locals declined because a 24/7 paid chat room to talk about Nick was never going to work and because Nick couldn't generate enough unique content & value to make subscribing worth it to much of anyone.

 

[Potatoherder]

Oh wow I can't believe we're talking about Nick's favorite topic! Still!! And I can't imagine the questions they're asking him are any worse that the ones Nick asked.

Piers Morgan asked Rittenhouse how it felt to kill people. I seem to recall a certain non-practicing lawyer who asked similar things. Why Nick decided to open up that mess again after he took a beating this last week is something only he can explain.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

You'd think that trying to play mind games

especially trying to play these type of 4D underwater backgammon mind games drunk. Sober up nick before even THINKING to try and take on Josh "Megamind" Moon.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I dont see the decline as having anything to do with the farms. Nick IMO isn't angry about subscriber loss or money. He is angry that the exposure of his locals made the very naive participants realize that there was no privacy associated with sharing their photos and bodies on the internet. There is no obligation on anyone to protect Nick's "right" to encourage parasocial over-sharing in his locals.

Nick's locals declined because a 24/7 paid chat room to talk about Nick was never going to work and because Nick couldn't generate enough unique content & value to make subscribing worth it to much of anyone.

True, and the politics and in-fighting were there from the beginning. Add to that the fact that there were 5k signed up and only 300 or so in the chat at once, and you already have a very small minority of participants. Nick pushed LOCALS as the way to support him post-YT ban, and a lot of people jumped in for 50 dollars for 1 year as a middle finger to YT--pure outrage marketing.

He also pushed it as the place to have a parasocial relationship with him, and Nick really is incapable of maintaining any relation ship with more than a few dozen people at once. A lot just left when they realised he could not give them the kind of personal attention they wanted. This was not helped when he stopped participating.

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

Honestly, and I know this is gay as fuck but, if any of you guys are struggling with alcohol or know someone who is, please feel free to reach out and ask me anything. I will keep anything private and give as much info as I can. Open offer, no shenanigans.

I don't want to bag on this guy, but I've read some of the shit he wrote in chat and if you give him any personal information or become his friend you are fucking stupid. Good odds on him pulling a Dahmer on you. He will eat your organs. He is fucking nuts.

Nothing personal.

 

[stupid frog]

Nick is just Ralph with money.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

I bet Nick is relying on the Rumble contract being the same or increasing. Nick seems like the sort of dumbass not to plan ahead or budget well so in his mind he genuinely believes "it doesn't matter that the weekly superchats are declining so quickly, rumble makes up for it" even if Rumble "fucks him" Nick will still be lying to himself and say "once we win this trial Monty will have to pay back all the money i sank into this fucking lawyer" except thats not true either. In Nick's mind its still the Summer of 2022 and everyone loves him. To put it in Goodfellas terms, the Rumble contract would be Cicero telling him he's done with him but the trial is the cocaine Karen flushes down the toilet. As long as the trial is still ongoing Nick can go "you don't know who people will side with" Its literally like Maddox, anyone could tell you he was fucked on the lolsuit, but it was only once the verdict was read that the collective internet rained down on him and he had to vanish because he'd forever be known as the lolsuit guy. Nick's been handled with kid gloves his entire fucking life, to the point where people avoided using certain phrases or else he'd sperg. So the entire internet mocking him will make him go nuts. We already see he's a patrick tomlinson type but with a drinking problem, but having the rest of the internet going after him once he gets his first public L in court will break him.

they'll often 'stick it out for the sake of the kids',

by the time the last one is off to college Nick will be dead from liver failure the way shits going

I don't know who in in charge of the Julay's for 2023,

You're complaining about someone being too lazy to go to the Drexel page yet you still don't know who's in charge of the Julays and you've been here 5 fucking years?

 

[zyclonPD]

-geg-​

SOUNDS LIKE JOSH NEEDS A-MURDERIN

-geg-​

JOSH THE AUTIST CANT READ THE SUBTLETY OF NICK'S COMMENTS TO HIM, and interpreted it as "Nick wants me to ban people" ... Solution: Murder Josh

I'd just like to highlight this. We are accused of business interference and the evidence is ???? Not detailed at all. Nick Rekietas total sane and normal audience are calling for the murder of another human because people talked on the Internet.

Nick this is ridiculous. Moderate your locals chat if you want to survive on that platform. Your current audience are the most brain dead, unhinged retards imaginable and you are trading your streaming career and reputation to placate these people.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Worry for Nick:

What a bunch of morons.

Nick really is incapable of maintaining any relation ship with more than a few dozen people at once.

There's a swinging/sex joke to be made here. Something along the lines of:

"What Nick lacks in stamina he makes up for with the balldo."
or
"Kayla on the other hand can easily take on a dozen people at the same time."
or
"That's bullshit. At least 30 men ran a train on Racket's at Gay 90's. His asshole was more stretched out and broken than the Goatse man. Nick being the cock whore, size queen he is loved every minute of it."

 

[Neetorino]

Piers Morgan asked Rittenhouse how it felt to kill people. I seem to recall a certain non-practicing lawyer who asked similar things. Why Nick decided to open up that mess again after he took a beating this last week is something only he can explain.

Goddamn dude, well at least we can thank Nick for preparing Kyle for the bullshit questions the jurno class would ask him. I can't wait for the Rachel Maddow interview and the "balls or no balls" redo.

 

[3MMA]

He is angry that the exposure of his locals made the very naive participants realize that there was no privacy associated with sharing their photos and bodies on the internet.

Nick claimed some users ITT are breaking Kiwi Farms TOS, but his claims stem from nothing but his butthurt over the fact that people in his chat forgot basic netiquette available since the 80’s & 90’s, that all online spaces in which more than one person have access to should be considered public, and forever. It’s a rule of thumb, a basic thing. Locals chat is available to anyone who wants to use it. There are no sacred spaces, chat scrapers have been around for years. If anything, it’s his fault for not giving a heads up at sign-up. It’s often a common courtesy webmasters or operators give to all users joining a site. It’s also common sense & has been for a few generations now. The fact that Nick blames KF, Null particularly, is very bitchmade. After that, it’s a users duty. Know shit, use common fuckin sense even. It’s always the same with cows & their ilk, they mald over people talking about things they do & say publicly. Don’t say or do shit in public that you can’t fathom having to be responsible for. Then you don’t have to lie the way Nick does.

 

[Not Who You Think]

I do agree that this OP (Nick's) needs another rewrite though. @mindlessobserver did a good job, given it was written a year ago, but there's been too much shit that's happened this year and it's hard for people to keep up.

Reread the OP. Good stuff, though the really interesting bits are saved for the end and Nick has definitely come quite a ways since then. Most people wanting to read about Nick these days will definitely want something more focused on current Nick.

It would be best to organize the OP in small sections covering his early life and family (their wealth/connections that help explain where he really came from), faith, work, college, friends, and building his own family (cheerleading, gay bars, Kayla, Drexel), a condensed synopsis of achievements with links to relevant threads (Maddox, Weeb Wars, Rittenhouse and such), and a sharper focus on his downfall showcasing how Nick never fully understood/appreciated where his success came from as he proved to ape more than he understood about Internet fame and it's consequences, which was only compounded by his drinking and familiarity with deceit.

Nick's Locals, Montegraph lawsuit, sex-oriented vacations, DM disasters with Kalea and PerceptionChek, chronic Mandy lust at his wife's expense, disregard for his family's overall wellbeing, Cuties flip-flopping, and ironic approach to Jack Murphy among other things likely require small sections as well. Every spergout may not need to be included, but his blowup with Eric was definitely a landmark.

The key would be prioritization of the most relevant information and deferring to other threads where possible for easy reference and to save space. The latter would be somewhat simple given how involved Nick was with threads that were at one time quite active on KF. Even if those are old/inactive, we all know that people aren't coming to his thread to hear about Vic or Rittenhouse anymore anyways.

They just want to know "what happened to Nick Rekieta?"

 

[Strix454]

The key would be prioritization of the most relevant information and deferring to other threads where possible for easy reference and to save space.

I agree. My opinion is that the priority (and the frontloading) would be telling the story of Nick's decline and fall from May 2022 onward. Everything else should be moved to supporting material or in the back.