Have you ever had stargazey pie?

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It's yet another glorious part of B*itish cuisine.

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What is it with bongs and turning every fucking thing into a pie
Pies became popular because they were easy to make, suited the cold climate, could feed many and were a convenient way to stew game and meat - the pastry wasn't usually eaten.

That pie isn't as bad as it looks - the fish are supposed to be deboned and skinned underneath, just the heads are kept. The rest of the interior is creamed potato, and often red meat.
What is it with bongs and turning every fucking thing into a pie
Pies became popular because they were easy to make, suited the cold climate, could feed many and were a convenient way to stew game and meat - the pastry wasn't usually eaten.

That pie isn't as bad as it looks - the fish are supposed to be deboned and skinned underneath, just the heads are kept. The rest of the interior is creamed potato, and often red meat.
 
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It's actually quite nice, but I'm generally opposed to food that looks at me in an accusing manner.
Pies are a great way of serving almost anything in a self contained, hand-held package you can put in a pocket.
The bible will tell you that Eve tempted Adam with an apple, but it was actually a proper Melton Mowbray pork pie wrapped in waxed paper, possibly with a slice of Wensleydale cheese and a pickled egg.
It's no coincidence that the death of the British Empire coincided with the invention of the modern hamburger.
 
When that pie was invented everyone was walking around drunk because there was no clean drinking water. Apparently nakedness was considered a status symbol in tudor times and upper class ladies would get their tits out in public as was the fashion of the day.

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When that pie was invented everyone was walking around drunk because there was no clean drinking water. Apparently nakedness was considered a status symbol in tudor times and upper class ladies would get their tits out in public as was the fashion of the day.

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Woah dude, you gotta put salacious images like that in a spoiler.
 
It's one of the more appetizing ones I've seen actually, like you could totally ignore the fish heads.
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That said, it's still another fine british cuisine that I would not eat.
Jesus, I feel like those fucking fish could sing yellow submarine or wannabe by Spice Girls.



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Bet it beats Jellied EEL Fucking Pie.
What's wrong with Brits discussing their nasty cuisine habits through their rotten gnashers. Fancy some Haggis, Spotted Dick, Goosebury Yogurt? Or perhaps you's like some pork faggots with a side of mushy peas and Sussex Pound Pudding? They're the polar opposite of disgust compared to fucking Pajeets. Where pajeet food tastes like a fucking arm pit, Bong food is bland with foul ficking textures and odors.
 
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It resembles the frog cupcakes from ye old Adam Sandler movie entitled "The Waterboy" featuring "frog cupcakes".

You people are sick, I am ashamed to be in your company.

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Jesus, I feel like those fucking fish could sing yellow submarine or wannabe by Spice Girls.



View attachment 5538741Bet it beats Jellied EEL Fucking Pie.
What's wrong with Brits discussing their nasty cuisine habits through their rotten gnashers. Fancy some Haggis, Spotted Dick, Goosebury Yogurt? Or perhaps you's like some pork faggots with a side of mushy peas and Sussex Pound Pudding? They're the polar opposite of disgust compared to fucking Pajeets. Where pajeet food tastes like a fucking arm pit, Bong food is bland with foul ficking textures and odors.
Fuck you, haggis is legit good with a great Scottish ale, no lie.

Eel also is fucking delicious, especially smoked.
 
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