Are you lost needing femoid advice post here - For the poor bastard's who dare or are just curious

[Manul Otocolobus]

"Meds work great if your default state is 'fucked'."

Sounds familiar.

How do I get a woman to understand I can't pause an online game and maybe that retarded menial task they need done can maybe wait two minutes? I've tried screaming, I've tried patience, I've tried reasoning and bribes.

I don't think there is a fix for that. I think it's a bug in the silicon. You'll need to wait for them to spin up a revision.

 

[Booby Jones]

How do I get a woman to understand I can't pause an online game and maybe that retarded menial task they need done can maybe wait two minutes? I've tried screaming, I've tried patience, I've tried reasoning and bribes.

Just wait until they understand you can't pause an online game and catch you playing some sort of Fromsoft/Soulslike game during a boss.
I honestly don't have an easy quick answer even with time to think about it.

 

[AWizard]

My assertion is there is a significant number of men in their 20-30s holding themselves to impossible standards which they have been lead to believe they can achieve through the choices they are given in life. It's no better than young woman wanting to have the physique of Barbie. The only difference is that women are ahead of the curve on it because their unrealistic expectations are physical and easy to quantify, observe and discredit. Men's expectations of themselves are mostly metaphysical and thus difficult to actually confront by men, because men feel powerless when they cannot achieve their aims in life.

Maybe. I personally think there's a bunch of dudes who were socially/physically isolated from "their people" early on in life to the point where they either had a social circle they didn't fit in or no social circle at all. So they grow up without a network of good friends (or a network of terrible friends, I don't know which is worse), which means less (organic) opportunities in love, life and work. This is on top of the bad economic outlook for working class wageslaves so you can't even afford to leave town or your mum's basement without the risk of ending up homeless.

And then you get to your late 20s and early 30s where everybody is settling down and whittling their social circles to the valued members, and you're still struggling with the first step.

(There's a miserable little bit of writing that used to be posted on some site years ago that talks about "social resource theory" which is somewhat relevant to what you're saying. I'll try and find it.)

I don't think it will. I think TPTB know enough about population management that they're trying to let the air out of the balloon slowly enough that it never comes to a head. That people just drop out and die but it doesn't happen fast enough or in large enough numbers to cause a panic all at once.

I don't know, seems like things are getting out of hand. It's how revolutions start. Bunch of angry young men with nothing to lose and everything to gain. Bread and circuses only work for so long as there's bread. Also I think your 'powers that be' are different to my 'powers that be'.

 

[bile demon]

what should i do to make women kill themselves more besides telling them "why does your [facial feature] look like that" and waiting for them to dwell on it for the rest of their life

Whip out one of the classics:

Your eyes are too far apart. Nose is definitely crooked. The shape of your face is not aesthetically pleasing at all. You look like a 3/10 with make up in this photo. I don't even want to imagine what you look like without make up. I actually just threw up in my mouth, just thinking about it.

Your head is too big (although that may be, because of your giraffe neck posture). As for your hair, lol. Seriously, do something. You look like a horse.

Stare at your face for more than 5 seconds, and you will see how ugly you are. The eyes which are too far apart is what ruins/damages an already ugly face even further. Unfortunately for you, that can't be surgically fixed, lol.

You arms are way too long. lol at how they hang by your sides. Kind of reminds me of lurch. As for your tits, we all know there is extra padding there. Don't even let me start on your pale complexion. It only works if you look hot. Unfortunately, you do not look hot. Its hard to sum up a creature like you in one word. 'UGLY' would be unfair, since it doesn't reflect how repulsive you look. GROTESQUE is stretching it. But somewhere in between, is where you would be, on the scale of an average man.

I'm sorry if my words seem a little harsh. Just so you know, I sugar coated this post as much as possible.

Have a nice day.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

Whip out one of the classics:

thank you so much, a new copypasta to add to the collection is always appreciated

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Ok, I am an ignorant femoid needing femoid, facts.

I read a lot about women becoming more loose after they give birth. But in recent years, I also learned that it is a muscle and can be normal after giving birth cuz you know, it is a muscle.

Which one is true? Do we get loose permanently after giving birth or not?

No. Not even a little, ime. People vary in all ways, though.

I feel like a dumbass for not knowing this was a thing.

It's not the kind of thing most look into until it's relevant, so don't feel dumb. And fyi it's kegel, in case you need or want to look up the exercises.

Ladies!
I need qualified XXoid advice.
How do I get unbanned from the Man Hate Thread (unfairly - I only called some of you yentas and shiksas, which is obviously accurate), so everyone can have some fun as the thread is grown with fecal matter?

Can you get me permanently unbanned from the woman-hate thread? If not, keep marching.

How do I get a woman to understand I can't pause an online game and maybe that retarded menial task they need done can maybe wait two minutes? I've tried screaming, I've tried patience, I've tried reasoning and bribes.

Recommend trying just getting the fuck up and tending to your obligations. :-). Do that for awhile and you'll have some money in the bank for when it's actually "important" you continue your game.

 

[AgendaPoster]

Can you get me permanently unbanned from the woman-hate thread? If not, keep marching.

I'll try to put a word in
That thread could use some of your verbose calmposting

 

[A-Stump]

Recommend trying just getting the fuck up and tending to your obligations. :-). Do that for awhile and you'll have some money in the bank for when it's actually "important" you continue your game.

My obligation can be something as simple as looking at a dog because it's doing something cute.

 

[generic sauce]

How do you flirt with girls on tinder again other than saying they are cute? She really isn't, shes pretty fat but has some big ol tiddies and it's been a minute since I've gotten my dick wet. She told me I have really nice eyes and I just said thanks like a retard.

 

[Susanna]

She told me I have really nice eyes and I just said thanks like a retard.

Smooth.

 

[generic sauce]

Smooth.

I mean shit, what the fuck am I supposed to say? Thats why I am here?

 

[NoReturn]

How do you flirt with girls on tinder again other than saying they are cute? She really isn't, shes pretty fat but has some big ol tiddies and it's been a minute since I've gotten my dick wet. She told me I have really nice eyes and I just said thanks like a retard.

Complement her choices. "That shirt looks great on you." sort of thing.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

My obligation can be something as simple as looking at a dog because it's doing something cute.

Oh. Ha, well, good luck with that!

I mean shit, what the fuck am I supposed to say? Thats why I am here?

Well, if you're just dtf then say that. It won't likely work to hydrate your dick (though there's always a chance, I guess), but at least you'll be honest.

If, somehow, you're actually interested in the girl, then you could give her a compliment. Or if worse comes to worst, try talking about something. Did she have zero in her bio you can springboard from?

For real, despite tinder's rep, a lot of people are actually on there looking to date. If you're not, say so and save everyone wasted time. If everyone in a convo is literally just looking to hook up, then you just need some passable compliments that don't actually have to be genuine ("You've got amazing hair" or whatever tf) and to ask her to get together. But women tend to like someone to at least feign interest in them as a person.

 

[generic sauce]

Oh. Ha, well, good luck with that!


Well, if you're just dtf then say that. It won't likely work to hydrate your dick (though there's always a chance, I guess), but at least you'll be honest.

If, somehow, you're actually interested in the girl, then you could give her a compliment. Or if worse comes to worst, try talking about something. Did she have zero in her bio you can springboard from?

For real, despite tinder's rep, a lot of people are actually on there looking to date. If you're not, say so and save everyone wasted time. If everyone in a convo is literally just looking to hook up, then you just need some passable compliments that don't actually have to be genuine ("You've got amazing hair" or whatever tf) and to ask her to get together. But women tend to like someone to at least feign interest in them as a person.

Oh I'm good with the small talk, grew up in a rural area and shooting the shit is a requirement out there is just when it comes to the flirting part is when the spaghetti tends to fall out. Like it was going well we were talking about work and what we were doing for the weekend then she hit me with the eye comment and I just froze up like the autist like I am.

 

[ShiftyBoi]

Oh I'm good with the small talk, grew up in a rural area and shooting the shit is a requirement out there is just when it comes to the flirting part is when the spaghetti tends to fall out. Like it was going well we were talking about work and what we were doing for the weekend then she hit me with the eye comment and I just froze up like the autist like I am.

I remember a girl told me over text that I'd look hot with an eyebrow piercing. Like a nancy all I could say in reply was "you're making me blush!". It is an awful combination both not knowing how to flirt and not knowing what the fuck to do when someone actually flirts with you. I think a big problem is a lot of two way conversations become one way conversations when you just try and mirror whatever the other person is giving you, or probing for another comment that makes you feel warm fuzzies.

 

[Fareal]

Ok, I am an ignorant femoid needing femoid, facts.

I read a lot about women becoming more loose after they give birth. But in recent years, I also learned that it is a muscle and can be normal after giving birth cuz you know, it is a muscle.

Which one is true? Do we get loose permanently after giving birth or not?

Pelvic physiotherapy is a thing and generally very successful.

 

[ConsentAccidentVictimNo98]

So they grow up without a network of good friends (or a network of terrible friends, I don't know which is worse)

Terrible friends, I can tell you that now. It is sufficiently worse when you combine a longing for no friends with a desire for good ones, actual friends. With terrible friends you don't really have a network of friends but rather you're at the disposal of a hedonistic group.

 

[Montalbane]

This thread was surprisingly wholesome.
A nice change of pace from the usual war of the sexes bullshit that permeates some parts of the forum.

I applaud everyone for their insightful contribution and hope you all do well in life.

Except for the guy that spoke about making sourdough from vaginas
That shit is now stuck in my brain and I hope you rot in hell for that.

 

[babyTAP]

How do I get a woman to understand I can't pause an online game and maybe that retarded menial task they need done can maybe wait two minutes? I've tried screaming, I've tried patience, I've tried reasoning and bribes.

Announce your intent. Let her know that in 15 minutes you're about to be in the bloody trenches where your good standing is at stake and you MUST focus wholly on the task. At the 5 minute mark ask if she requires anything of you before you clock in to your battle (option to add in a singsong "last warning!), with a final reminder that total immersion is required for [insert amount of time]

 

[Fareal]

My obligation can be something as simple as looking at a dog because it's doing something cute.

Split up and enjoy uninterrupted gaming time.

@Montalbane here u go https://www.bustle.com/articles/126...vaginal-yeast-and-this-is-what-it-tastes-like