Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[MS Paint Gigachad]

Some fella in this thread promised a thread on the carnivore diet a while back, the whole jack carnivore arc seems like it'd be fresh meat for that thread

 

[Super Hans v2]

I hope he just discloses everything like he said he would.

Not enough rainbows for that statement. He said he'd give updates during the Profile by Sanford stint, and failed to give even one, or the baseline.

 

[lindsayfan]

fixed the thumbnail! you're welcome jack, gawd bless!


EDIT: almost forgot the bitmoji

 

[Remember to dilate]

For those hammy defenders. I give you this old post I found. Creeping on the scalfati clans Facebook is a gold mine.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Called it
Also of course your retarded butcher is gonna tell you "Yeah you should definitely try a carnivore diet fatass, come here every day and I'll give you the best cuts!"

Of course Jack believes it's automatically fine because it's grass fed. Most grass fed beef is just fed grass towards the end of their life before slaughter. It's mostly a marketing gimmick. It doesn't even make the meat much healthier. It gives it a few ALA omega 3s, but ALA omega 3s are way easier to get via things like flax seed and chia seeds (as in 100x as many). DHA/EPA are the kind found in fish, which are the better ones. Your body can convert ALA to DHA and EPA but it's a very inefficient process.

The saturated and trans fat found in beef is not going to be good for fatty. A little saturated fat is fine and probably somewhat good for you, but the massive amounts that eating nothing but beef would provide is not going to go well for anyone, much less a guy who has already had 4 strokes. There's a reason you're supposed to not eat red meat all that often, especially with the medical history that fatty has.

For those hammy defenders. I give you this old post I found. Creeping on the scalfati clans Facebook is a gold mine.

Is she such a retard that she thinks this country has been around for 2000 years?

 

[RL Steinbeck]

The Jesus roof is the room Tammy designated in the house for assisted suicide. I really hope so anyway.

Idk, I'd say there's an argument to be made that an assisted suicide is already taking place in the kitchen.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

Idk, I'd say there's an argument to be made that an assisted suicide is already taking place in the kitchen.

That's not a suicide. What Jack creates are abortions.

 

[Pig Cups]

For those hammy defenders. I give you this old post I found. Creeping on the scalfati clans Facebook is a gold mine.

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"Can you please add in you one of you bill to make is a required..."

...

GET YOU BILL!!!

 

[CHARizard]

I was looking for insight on this carnivore diet and Joe Rogan apparently did an interview on it.

https://www.menshealth.com/health/a30813388/joe-rogan-carnivore-diet-review-youtube/

For a full 30 days, he ate only meat. Grass-fed beef, elk, eggs, repeat. But about two weeks in, the picture wasn't so rosy. He'd lost weight—after 30 days, he dropped about seven pounds, he says—but the side effect of having all meat, all the time was what he called on Instagram "explosive uber diarrhea."

"It needs to have a new name. Diarrhea isn't strong enough for what I was experiencing; it's like someone was tapping into, like, an oil well."

So not exactly a glowing review. Jack cant even wipe his own ass, Tammys going to have her work cut out for her this time.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

For those hammy defenders. I give you this old post I found. Creeping on the scalfati clans Facebook is a gold mine.

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I don't think anybody here defends Hammy. We're just wondering how long before she snaps and smothers Jagoff with a pillow.

And of course her message to Obama is retarded.

Of course Jack believes it's automatically fine because it's grass fed. Most grass fed beef is just fed grass towards the end of their life before slaughter.

That's actually called "grass finished beef". They have to make that difference otherwise the ones that actually do make grass fed beef from start to finish complain. It costs them a bit more and there's more prestige to it. But none of that matters to Jagoff. He'd gladly eat the most commercial corn fed beef loaded with hormones and antibiotics because the Wendigo demands meat.

I was looking for insight on this carnivore diet and Joe Rogan apparently did an interview on it.

https://www.menshealth.com/health/a30813388/joe-rogan-carnivore-diet-review-youtube/

So not exactly a glowing review. Jack cant even wipe his own ass, Tammys going to have her work cut out for her this time.

And oddly enough a lot of people get the complete opposite and need to take fiber laxatives or else they get massively constipated. Which just goes to show how some people react differently to the same thing.

 

[fag0rz]

The carnivore diet has a bunch of potentially dangerous side effects, but Jack doesn't care because it gives him an excuse to inhale more cock bacon, sausage, hot dogs, and whatever other processed shit he can still grab onto.

Imagine how angy he'd get if he fully lost the use of both arms and couldn't feed himself.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

For those hammy defenders. I give you this old post I found. Creeping on the scalfati clans Facebook is a gold mine.

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>this county
>2000 years
>bending__ for you other tax items
>[OBJ]


GET YOU TAX ITEMS

 

[Gentlebastard]

For those hammy defenders. I give you this old post I found. Creeping on the scalfati clans Facebook is a gold mine.

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I guess I am a Tammy Senior defender. I fully admit that she's a terrible human being, but not as bad as Jack, which ranks in difficulty somewhere between being subjected to the Law of Gravity and picking one's nose.

 

[Super Hans v2]

I was looking for insight on this carnivore diet and Joe Rogan apparently did an interview on it.

https://www.menshealth.com/health/a30813388/joe-rogan-carnivore-diet-review-youtube/

So not exactly a glowing review. Jack cant even wipe his own ass, Tammys going to have her work cut out for her this time.

Well, at least HOPE won't be lonely when shitting on the kitchen floor all the time.

 

[desudesu]

I guess I am a Tammy Senior defender. I fully admit that she's a terrible human being, but not as bad as Jack, which ranks in difficulty somewhere between being subjected to the Law of Gravity and picking one's nose.

I think she is as bad as Jack. Jack is simply an extension of herself, and she is clever enough to mostly hide it away from the camera. Never tells fatty to stop being a glutton despite him actually dying from it, allows him to film people in a free-for-all manner. Worst thing is that she has enabled Fatty's "chef" delusions for almost a decade or more and buying him new toys.

 

[Helvítis Túristi]

Some fella in this thread promised a thread on the carnivore diet a while back, the whole jack carnivore arc seems like it'd be fresh meat for that thread

There's a lolcow called sv3rige who eats a carnivore diet. Not only can he not shit properly, he also tries to date his fans and it never works out. I probably should catch up on him again as the shenanigans were pretty funny. I will say that sv3rige is actually fit unlike our bug eyed porker friend here.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

I guess I am a Tammy Senior defender. I fully admit that she's a terrible human being, but not as bad as Jack, which ranks in difficulty somewhere between being subjected to the Law of Gravity and picking one's nose.

Tammy is shit and total white trash. But compared to Jack who is like the watery shit stains on your toilet bowl after cramming a White Castle crave case down your throat and chased with seven Bud heavy tallboys, she's a saint.

But not really. She's fat, spends money like she's printing it, and is an enabler for Jack's shitty behavior and pushing out everything and anyone that doesn't agree with him, including one of his own sons.

The only one I don't totally hate is Brianna, but now that she's had the tumor and is eating her feelings away, she might be joining the Scalfani white trash Mount Rushmore pretty soon.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Come on everyone, Jack looks after his health, the man himself says he only expects us to have him another 20 or 30 years.

I'm going to assume taxidermy is involved?

 

[p1138]

There's a lolcow called sv3rige who eats a carnivore diet. Not only can he not shit properly, he also tries to date his fans and it never works out. I probably should catch up on him again as the shenanigans were pretty funny. I will say that sv3rige is actually fit unlike our bug eyed porker friend here.

That guy isn't just on the carnivore diet, he eats just outright years old rotten raw meat, brains, etc.. If anything he's on more of a zombie diet.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Let me tell you fuckers who just waltzed in here from the community happenings post something:

Jack Scalfani is not on his first stroke,
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(to clarify, TOA is a typo for TIA, which is a kind of stroke. This was written in June, so full mushbrain is on display)

Or second,
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Or third,

Or fourth,
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No, Jack Scalfani is on his FIFTH stroke. Already.
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This whole carnivore diet thing is probably the most exciting thing to come out from Jack. We're (hopefully) going to get daily updates on his health deteriorating before our eyes. I hope he just discloses everything like he said he would.

I still wonder about that TIA in 1999 in Vegas. Did it actually happen or is fatass simply losing track of time and confusing his stroke in 2011 (which also happened in Vegas) with it? I personally think he confused the year because he is stupid but with a guy like this anything is possible. Still incredible to me that Jack didn't mention the 2008 stroke into his stroke history because he is too feeble-minded to associate that event with a full blown TIA. Any person with normal intelligence in Jack's shoes would look back and be filled with shame for ignoring two (or three) HUGE warning signs in '99, '08 and '11.

Is she such a retard that she thinks this country has been around for 2000 years?

Example # 45688 of why these two morons belong together. Jack was in 40s when he called for a coast-to-coast border between the USA and Mexico and Canada to stop illegal immigration in a blog post. They both lack knowledge that should be common sense to anyone older than 18.