Is the Ball Gasm Real?

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

I've heard the scrotum is sensitive but no where near sensitive to ptoduce an orgasm in the balls.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

The mental image of a balding drunk coomer being the prompt for this thread prevents me from answering

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

Maybe I have weird balls, but I've gotten way more pain than pleasure out of them. I dont know how women put up with them either, there's nothing attractive about balls.
Imagine if you didnt have a skull and your brain just hung in a loose sack.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

I guess it depends on the guy and what you're doing.

 

[MrTroll]

Yes, you have to keep smacking them with a table tennis racket until it happens, but once it does it's bliss.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Yes, you have to keep smacking them with a table tennis racket until it happens, but once it does it's bliss.

I'll do this if I ever get a boyfriend. Thanks for the tip.

Maybe I have weird balls, but I've gotten way more pain than pleasure out of them. I dont know how women put up with them either, there's nothing attractive about balls.
Imagine if you didnt have a skull and your brain just hung in a loose sack.

Well, I wouldn't say they are unattractive. I just don't want them stuck in a balldo and being fucked with them. I guess that is too much to ask nowadays.

 

[DankSmoker]

Yes, you have to keep smacking them with a table tennis racket until it happens, but once it does it's bliss.

Bro you need to up your ball game.

 

[SandyCat]

Imagine someone fondling your ovaries, that will give you a vague idea of what it would be like.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Imagine someone fondling your ovaries, that will give you a vague idea of what it would be like.

I actually can't imagine this. It would be like imagine someone fondling your spleen. It is so outside the realm of imagination you can't even.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Maybe I have weird balls, but I've gotten way more pain than pleasure out of them.

That's my experience. They are more of a hassle and a liability than anything else. How evolution decided it was a good idea is beyond me. Why make the protector/fighter sex, the one who is the warrior (or in more modern times, player of sports) with these things that hang down that if hit hard will basically completely disable you? It's just a stupid design.

 

[SilentDuck]

For a while I thought one of those BDSM ball crusher things would do it, so I let an inquisitive lady friend try her's out on me.

Now you may think the plumbing is like stepping on a garden hose and the stuff is eventually forced out, but turns out such a thing makes it impossible to ejaculate until it is eventually loosend.

But cooming from some sort of ordinary and hetero-normative magic touch, no. Not possible. And if so it wouldn't be anything a woman would be inclined to or even able to figure out.

 

[dick brain]

Only one way to find out, get to work.

Serious answer: I'd imagine it's like trying to achieve orgasm by stroking just your labia. It's probably technically possible, but humans have been fucking and fucking weirdly for longer than we've even been humans; if it was any fun we'd know about it by now. Balldo is either a cuck thing or cope for men with erectile dysfunction, that's all.

 

[SandyCat]

I actually can't imagine this. It would be like imagine someone fondling your spleen. It is so outside the realm of imagination you can't even.

Fair enough, that's a shitty example. Closest slightly less shitty example I can think of is close your eye and rub the eyelid covering your eye, its a vaguely similar concept. Any decent amount of pressure and it starts becoming increasingly uncomfortable very quickly. Not much 'good' sensitivity either.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Only one way to find out, get to work.

Serious answer: I'd imagine it's like trying to achieve orgasm by stroking just your labia. It's probably technically possible, but humans have been fucking and fucking weirdly for longer than we've even been humans; if it was any fun we'd know about it by now. Balldo is either a cuck thing or cope for men with erectile dysfunction, that's all.

I'd just accept celibacy before being fucked with balls.

 

[dick brain]

I'd just accept celibacy before being fucked with balls.

Counterpoint: http://wepump.in/music/nutsinass.mp3

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Counterpoint: http://wepump.in/music/nutsinass.mp3

Why would anyone do this? I mean, I know the obvious answer is niggers, but still.

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

Why would anyone do this? I mean, I know the obvious answer is niggers, but still.

 

[Finger Pistols]

I heard that if you grab a guy's ball and start twisting it will cause testicular torsion it will make him orgasm instantly.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

One time a piece of poop fell from my ass onto my left testicles and I came instantly.
Also one time I came from touching someone else’s balls not sure if that counts though.

 

[DankSmoker]

That's my experience. They are more of a hassle and a liability than anything else. How evolution decided it was a good idea is beyond me. Why make the protector/fighter sex, the one who is the warrior (or in more modern times, player of sports) with these things that hang down that if hit hard will basically completely disable you? It's just a stupid design.

It's all worth it for kicking back while wearing shorts and feeling a cool breeze sweep through my balls on a sunny day.