Do you unstring your celery?

Why would you remove nature's wrong spaghetti?
Fuck off you evil faggot, only Satan would do that.
I don't, but I also only use celery in cooking stews and stuff and never actually eat it.
The only real use for celery outside of mirepoix and shit is putting peanut butter on it.
 
celery tastes nasty. and those stringy bits fooling your bum hole into thinking you have the big worms and must go back to the tropical medicine clinic? bad, bad juju.
 
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