Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Maude Snew]

What kind of radioactive animal gives you this super power?

A radioactive Jackie Singh, duh.

 

[Critical Raxx Theory]

C-3PO: Oh, dear. His obese greasyness, the great Fatrick, has decreed that your life is already over.
Stalker child: Good. I hate long waits.
C-3PO: You will therefore be taken to the half hovel and cast into the Pit of the better second orifice , the nesting place of the all-powerful Sarlacc.
Stalker child: Doesn't sound so bad.
C-3PO: In his colon, you will find a new definition of pain and suffering, as you enjoy prison for 1000 years.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Fatass claims that a man whose daughter was murdered being relentlessly stalked and harassed is the exact same as a guy who openly "starts enormous fights" on the internet being teased and mocked.

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Okay, let's say "Cyberstalking" is a federal crime. So why no arrests? Or even questionings? It's been how many years, Rick. FBI agents gathered any information from you that you didn't send unsolicited? FBI agents ever questioned you about anything in your life? Surely they can get back to you since you haven't changed your phone number or moved or not been on the news a bunch or not been in court a bunch or posted your location on Twitter a bunch.

I know, I know, we'll all enjoy prison. Well, except for that federal judge who's part of the whole conspiracy. What if he pulls some strings again like he did to move your debts ACROSS STATE LINES that you never paid a penny on?

I just don't know, Patirck. It sounds somewhat like an incoherent plot some ignorant bad fiction writer came up with. It's even got a whole lot of redundant dialogue one of the characters just says over and over like he's trying to force a catchphrase.

 

[Cubikimi]

Gotta love the balancing act of 'These bloodthirsty masterminds are ruining our lives and spending every waking moment ensuring we're staring down the barrel of a gun!' and 'Pfft, my life is pretty great. These stalker child chuds are just ineffective weasels who can only wish they'd get one over on me.'

I was thinking the same thing honestly. How does someone whose life is supposedly being so dangerously threatened, with muh 45 gorillion SWATings, muh years of internation cybercult stalkings, just casually have a great and normal life otherwise?

Whatever he puts in that pepperoni must be pretty damn good if he’s viewing his life as great tbqhwy famalam.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

Okay, let's say "Cyberstalking" is a federal crime. So why no arrests? Or even questionings? It's been how many years, Rick. FBI agents gathered any information from you that you didn't send unsolicited? FBI agents ever questioned you about anything in your life?

The people who make the claim that some event is "CyberStalking" and is a crime can never be bothered to cite the statute(s). Is following someone who's an asshole and bringing up their past assholery "CyberStalking"?

Other things like bomb threats *ARE* crimes. Crimes the FBI have the power to cover under the idea of protecting the public order. 844 is the section of federal code that gives the FBI bomb powers.

Given the national news mention of a bomb threat in Patrick's name the FBI must have talked to Patrick. And the 2 agents listened to Patrick. Listened to him rant about the evil stalkers. And somehow the agents making not-negative comments about those evil, evil stalkers got twisted in Patrick's head into the fbi is gonna take down the "cyberstalkers" VS the FBI was investigating the bomb threat and didn't tell Patrick what to do. Trolling MAGA agents would have told Patrick they need him to be bait ESPECIALLY if Patrick's twattings were read beforehand and understood how he hates being told 'stop responding to the trolls'.

Think of the joy in your little MAGA heart after telling Patrick you need him to be an hero by keeping responding to the trolls knowing the self inflicted suffering responding causes. Imagine the mirth of knowing you baited Patrick and how you are getting paid to watch the ongoing Patrick drama VS all those suckers who are watching and NOT getting paid.

 

[AN/ALR56]

False flag hijinks:

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Get a VPN, dummy.

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How the fuck is patposting dead when he provides such delectable milk everytime?

 

[bile demon]

 

[Judge Holden]

Im guessing this compilation has already been seen/heard by many thread niggers but it caused me to laugh hard enough to nearly black out so im reposting it for the benefit and betterment of anyone who has yet to experience it

TLDR someone made a compilation of every "yes child"/"no child"/"SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH CHILD" in the infamous fat faggot (with bitch tits) call and the end result is....fucking sublime. Especially if you put this on in the background while reading the latest wall of fat xeets

 

[DumbDude43]

Im guessing this compilation has already been seen/heard by many thread niggers but it caused me to laugh hard enough to nearly black out so im reposting it for the benefit and betterment of anyone who has yet to experience it

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TLDR someone made a compilation of every "yes child"/"no child"/"SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH CHILD" in the infamous fat faggot (with bitch tits) call and the end result is....fucking sublime. Especially if you put this on in the background while reading the latest wall of fat xeets

just 30 seconds of this reminds me why i never managed to sit through the whole phone call
his way of talking is so fucking obnoxious and aggravating, i can't stand it, can't bring myself to listen to the whole thing

 

[FinnSven]

Fatass claims that a man whose daughter was murdered being relentlessly stalked and harassed is the exact same as a guy who openly "starts enormous fights" on the internet being teased and mocked.

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Glad he has admitted that he abandoned and threatened to murder his own daughter.

 

[Judge Holden]

Oink, Oink, bitch tits,
Finished your novel?
Yes child, mailed from
my hovel
One for the stalker
In jail for life
And one for the jigaboo
Who farts in my wife

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Okay, let's say "Cyberstalking" is a federal crime.

It is. 18 U.S. Code § 2261A, called "Stalking", covers both physical and cyber stalking, however the later part is incredibly narrow. Notably, if you do Cyberstalking in the same state as the victim, this Federal law does not apply.

At any rate, 18 U.S. Code § 2261A (2) states that if you "with the intent to kill, injure, harass, intimidate" place someone under surveillance and "engage in a course of conduct that":

• places that person in reasonable fear of the death [for animal or person close to the victim or themselves]
  
  or
• [causes distress in relation to the above]

The very same thing applies to electronic communications, just replace "place someone under surveillance" part with it. Notably, as used elsewhere in title 18, harassment refers to activity without any legitimate purpose. Constitutionally protected activity remains protected. 6th circuit recently came to the same conclusion (though in other words). "It is difficult to imagine what constitutionally-protected political or religious speech would fall under these statutory prohibitions. Most, if not all, of these laws' legal applications are to conduct that is not protected by the First Amendment." U.S. v. Bowker, 372 F.3d 365 (6th Cir. 2004)

 

[JJLiautaud]

Im guessing this compilation has already been seen/heard by many thread niggers but it caused me to laugh hard enough to nearly black out so im reposting it for the benefit and betterment of anyone who has yet to experience it

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TLDR someone made a compilation of every "yes child"/"no child"/"SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH CHILD" in the infamous fat faggot (with bitch tits) call and the end result is....fucking sublime. Especially if you put this on in the background while reading the latest wall of fat xeets

some one needs to set this to some EDM

 

[Hitlerswag420]

Or even questionings?

This is the biggest one, and quite frankly it is why I am optimistic that both Patrick and that Torswats faggot are going to get popped. Many brothermen have contacted police using their real names and left contact info/phone numbers, but have never been contacted. Hell, when AltisticRight was blamed by the swatter for the MTG swatting, they didn't even reach out to him. You would think even if they knew he was being framed, if they had absolutely no idea who was behind it, they would want to reach out to him and ask him if perhaps he had any enemies that would want to frame him. Anyone who thinks the MPD/feds don't care about a guy being swatted 40+ times is out of their minds, and the fact that not a single person has even been contacted for questioning tells me they know what's up already. Similarly to how that one monkey torturer was arrested more than a year after he was doxxed, the feds often move very slow (99% conviction rate though)

 

[AutoClownMaker]

It is. 18 U.S. Code § 2261A, called "Stalking", covers both physical and cyber stalking, however the later part is incredibly narrow. Notably, if you do Cyberstalking in the same state as the victim, this Federal law does not apply.
...... Most, if not all, of these laws' legal applications are to conduct that is not protected by the First Amendment." U.S. v. Bowker, 372 F.3d 365 (6th Cir. 2004

In the world of Fatrick or kefFAILS the people who post on the farms are ignorant basement dwellers and the staff are worse.

So why is it takes a poster on the worlds worse website who's labeled "staff" to actually cite statute or some caselaw? Shouldn't this poster be a drooling mass of stupid?

And public thanks to you for actually citing statute and caselaw. VS the natter neybobs of victimhood who can't somehow be bothered.

the fact that not a single person has even been contacted for questioning tells me they know what's up already.

Other observations: the FBI likes doing interviews where they already know the answer to their questioning and hope you lie so they can stack that charge to help compel a plea. At this point what is "known" may be closer to what Jackie knows VS bank records and affidavits by co-conspirators. If the butt legal view is correct there are co-conspirators to pop VS what is more likely - the group of people don't know each other and have no contact beyond the patposting. Hard to work the Patrick case like other cases by popping lesser conspirators when there is no actual conspiracy beyond snickering at the latest foolishness. (Keep in mind the FBI is also the same group of people who raided Steve Jackson Games claiming the game Hacker was somehow nefarious. So Jackie's flights of stupid is right up there with parts of the FBI.)

The conviction rate is above 95% but not 99%. This is due to stacking charges and the cost for a defense at over $250K and the appeal at over $1M. Simpler to take a plea, do the FAR shorter time of a couple of charges VS all the added on charges.

 

[Maude Snew]

his own daughter.

Not by any legal standard, stalker.

 

[Post Reply]

some one needs to set this to some EDM

@Oliver Onions set it to music all the way back in 2021, and it's honestly my favorite post in this whole thread.

This is so good I felt like it needed a backing track.
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I made it in video form in case someone wanted to put it on YouTube, but the file was massive, so to avoid Null's wrath I'm only uploading the 240p version.

 

[Meat Target]

Im guessing this compilation has already been seen/heard by many thread niggers but it caused me to laugh hard enough to nearly black out so im reposting it for the benefit and betterment of anyone who has yet to experience it

View attachment 5541289
TLDR someone made a compilation of every "yes child"/"no child"/"SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH CHILD" in the infamous fat faggot (with bitch tits) call and the end result is....fucking sublime. Especially if you put this on in the background while reading the latest wall of fat xeets

The sing-songy "blaaaaah, blah, blahblahblah" and "you have nothing to say to me-"
>(Quickly) "you're fat"

never get old.

 

[AnOminous]

Are we enjoying prison yet?

Most, if not all, of these laws' legal applications are to conduct that is not protected by the First Amendment." U.S. v. Bowker, 372 F.3d 365 (6th Cir. 2004)

And unsurprisingly to people of normal intelligence, calling some fat fucker fat is protected by the First Amendment.

 

[Judge Holden]

@Oliver Onions set it to music all the way back in 2021, and it's honestly my favorite post in this whole thread.

Ah thats why I missed it, twas on my sabbatical.

One of these days I gotta re-read this thread from page one and bookmark every single funny artwork/gif/video/text/audio file for future reference and use for when i'm feeling bleakpilled

The sing-songy "blaaaaah, blah, blahblahblah" and "you have nothing to say to me-"
>(Quickly) "you're fat"

never get old.

There really is something heartening in the fact that the most basic preschool level taunt known to man continues to be of such glorious utility