Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Duration of Rehab Saga Mk. IV

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  • < 3 WK

    Votes: 438 29.1%
  • < 6WK

    Votes: 217 14.4%
  • Completed Successfully

    Votes: 532 35.4%

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Bro please just lift a finger and trust me and come through (Mr. Christmas when he hasn't been good with it lately):
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An image of a black man in a Santa outfit, driving an old luxury car through residential streets with an expression of anger. Next to him on the seat is a plastic bag filled with snow, adding a unique and intriguing element to the scene. In the background, visible through the window, is an oil jack on a property, blending holiday and industrial themes.
When has Mr. Christmas ever lifted a fucking finger? Fucking rat
 
It is a difficult choice knowing what to send BMJ for Christmas. Both os these are practical, but he would look just adorable in the headphones.
 

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Bossman has discovered a new way to lose it all

Goes for another hit afterwards

He gets more brazen with the multiplier. Basically you set the threshold where it'll pay out so Bossman dials it up like crazy to where his chance of winning becomes 6.6% then 3.3% at the end.

Maybe this time it'll pay?

5th time's the charm?
 
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I am appealing to all clippers to at least compress your videos and preferably crop them when there's nothing happening on his desktop. Bossman streams at a constant bitrate of 5 Mbps so it's absolutely essential to re-encode the video.
I'd say do this for every video on the site. We're under constant DDOS at the best of times. I'd like to actually see whatever funny cow moments there are
Bossman has discovered a new way to lose it all
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Goes for another hit afterwards
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He gets more brazen with the multiplier. Basically you set the threshold where it'll pay out so Bossman dials it up like crazy to where his chance of winning becomes 6.6% then 3.3% at the end.
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Maybe this time it'll pay?
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5th time's the charm?
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Limbo is a money shredder, holy shit. Austin is doomed if he gets hooked on this
 
Bossman has discovered a new way to lose it all
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Goes for another hit afterwards
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He gets more brazen with the multiplier. Basically you set the threshold where it'll pay out so Bossman dials it up like crazy to where his chance of winning becomes 6.6% then 3.3% at the end.
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Maybe this time it'll pay?
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5th time's the charm?
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I dunno if he's just in an energetic mood today but his reactions to even mundane numbers on Limbo are off the charts. I think we've found the new Keno killer, this is where he'll be going to dump all his remaining money from now on.
 
I dunno if he's just in an energetic mood today but his reactions to even mundane numbers on Limbo are off the charts. I think we've found the new Keno killer, this is where he'll be going to dump all his remaining money from now on.
His reactions to Limbo are honestly wild. It isn't even that attractive of a game, no charecters in the corner, just a multiplier. But that might be it- number go up
 
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Bro, what bulllshit. I love BMJ. Everytime I check out his thread I hope its the day bossman is chillin in a Honda about to go on a fishing trip. Just because I won't lift a finger to help him doesn't mean I don't like him.

Side note, my girl does actually hate BMJ. she never wants to hear about him. "He's depressing. He's a crackhead gambling addict living in filth. He listens to shit music and he looks like he smells like shit. He's annoying and he's pathetic. He will never own a Honda civic."

She just doesn't get it.
 
Bro, what bulllshit. I love BMJ. Everytime I check out his thread I hope its the day bossman is chillin in a Honda about to go on a fishing trip. Just because I won't lift a finger to help him doesn't mean I don't like him.
I wish he played poker and I always had a spot to the left of him.
 
"He's depressing. He's a crackhead gambling addict living in filth. He listens to shit music and he looks like he smells like shit. He's annoying and he's pathetic. He will never own a Honda civic."
But that’s what makes BMJ entertaining lol

I’m waiting for another stream where 2000’s rock plays in the background while he rubs his head all cracked out
 
Side note, my girl does actually hate BMJ. she never wants to hear about him. "He's depressing. He's a crackhead gambling addict living in filth. He listens to shit music and he looks like he smells like shit. He's annoying and he's pathetic. He will never own a Honda civic."

She just doesn't get it.
Is her mom hot? Asking for a friend.
 
Bossman has discovered a new way to lose it all
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Goes for another hit afterwards
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He gets more brazen with the multiplier. Basically you set the threshold where it'll pay out so Bossman dials it up like crazy to where his chance of winning becomes 6.6% then 3.3% at the end.
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Maybe this time it'll pay?
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5th time's the charm?
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I was wondering when casinos would eventually get rid of the whole concept and precept that there's any real 'game' going on and just spit out win/losses per click. Eventually they should just get to the point you do 1 click against your entire balance and there's a 99.999% chance it goes to zero and a .001% chance it doubles. You'd think they'd love that cause it would be a lot faster for everyone.
 
Just do any normal Stake bet like him and go all-in. Either way you'll lose and end your stream like he does.
Streams of that would be a few seconds and wouldn't make the site any money.

They want money. That's why they put up retards like this as advertisements. BMJ routinely goes on insane win sprees that only someone who bets like an absolute idiot would go on, and then loses it all, for the same reason.

But this appeals to the degens they're advertising to. They WANT deranged degens like BMJ. This is what they're counting on!
 
TLDR; Bossman just went offline after losing his daily $200 and playing Runescape. The man still lives at his parent's house and doesn't pay any rent, he has $0 to his name. The amount of pity I feel for him yet the amount he abuses his parents and his own viewers donating his money is just abhorrent. For that reason I feel no pity on him. Not to mention he also smokes crack on-stream without showing it, fueling his own addiction outside of gambling, that being drugs. I can't imagine being his own parents, having watched numerous times of his streams and seeing him go to thousands and losing it all.

Gambling is for retards.

I was wondering when casinos would eventually get rid of the whole concept and precept that there's any real 'game' going on and just spit out win/losses per click. Eventually they should just get to the point you do 1 click against your entire balance and there's a 99.999% chance it goes to zero and a .001% chance it doubles. You'd think they'd love that cause it would be a lot faster for everyone.

Just do any normal Stake bet like him and go all-in. Either way you'll lose and end your stream like he does. There's literally no reason to bet in small amounts, because you'll still lose it all. Him being a crackhead, it doesn't matter. It always starts in addiction, it always ends in addiction.

Streams of that would be a few seconds and wouldn't make the site any money.

They want money. That's why they put up retards like this as advertisements. BMJ routinely goes on insane win sprees that only someone who bets like an absolute idiot would go on, and then loses it all, for the same reason.

But this appeals to the degens they're advertising to. They WANT deranged degens like BMJ. This is what they're counting on!

He made it from 0 - 40k then back to 0 which took 5 Hours. It's never about the amount for him, it's always about that rush of adrenaline, just like a drug addict. I agree that the sites take advantage of easily convinced retards who will bet their money on everything they see whenever they're told something, no doubt. ''Win big'', that's all that matters to them, nothing else.

if Bossman doesn't make it big, he reaches to even more unrealistic goals. It's fucking insane to see the deterioration of this man.

And if he ever makes it big like 1 Million, he will deposit it into his vault on Stake and take out 100k each until he loses it all. The absolute mental strength it would take for any other person would be immense, but not for Bossmanjack. He'll show those rats, the doubters. He's the man in the room, and he'll do anything to get that dopamine in his brain.

Couple of funny clips from the stream that just completed. Austin fights rats in Runescape. Usually I tune out, but looked up on my screen and laughed my ass off.

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Austin playing his new favorite game, Limbo. He puts the odds on 100x and does a bunch of autospins, only to take it off of autospins to manually spin with lower odds, and the Limbo game hits 14000x something.

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Someone keeps troll donating a penny to Austin, but Austin can't resist playing Limbo with the penny.

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Dreaming of winning 1 million on Limbo, he'd be "good for life" (we all know it would be gone in a week doing 2000 USD Limbo, Keno or Mines hits).

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I can't wait for the losses he has from Limbo, it's gonna be so fucking funny seeing him still failing at it and still not understanding that gambling doesn't work.
 
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you will never own a Honda Civic. You have no money. You have no driver's license. You are a crackhead twisted by minesweeper and keno into a dopamine monkey

all the "juice" you get is borrowed and full of pity. Behind your back rats mock you, your parents are disgusted and disappointed, your "friends" laugh at your 0.00 balance
 
Couple of funny clips from the stream that just completed. Austin fights rats in Runescape. Usually I tune out, but looked up on my screen and laughed my ass off.



Austin playing his new favorite game, Limbo. He puts the odds on 100x and does a bunch of autospins, only to take it off of autospins to manually spin with lower odds, and the Limbo game hits 14000x something.



Someone keeps troll donating a penny to Austin, but Austin can't resist playing Limbo with the penny.



Dreaming of winning 1 million on Limbo, he'd be "good for life" (we all know it would be gone in a week doing 2000 USD Limbo, Keno or Mines hits).

 
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