Grand Theft Auto Grieving Thread - Yep, I've been drinkin' again...

[DumbDude43]

come up with new material.

that's a tough ask in a thread about a company that has been making the same game for 25 years

 

[LeChampion1992]

Lotta black people in Vice City lmao

Vice City is basically Miami and Miami and Miami Beach is chalk full of pozzed queers and ghetto blacks.
We're really missing the fun aspects of commiting mass shootings in GTA which is what we all do when we get bored anyone who says otherwise is a faggot and you know it.

I wish it was set in the past. I can't stand the [current year] culture of melanated folks twerking on the top of cars, vertical Tik Tok videos, etc.
Can Rockstar make fun of those trends? In the past maybe but now it's all about punching up.

Maybe but honestly with how the game is at the moment it might end up just being hilarious seeing the game finish up. Remember it comes out in 2025 they more or less are in the final story and building parts now. I got a feeling shits going to be interesting especially as 2024 rolls around.

sheeeeeit
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See now I know they spent time in Florida. This is the average black person in Florida and they probably aren't even nogs either

>qt latina with white gigachad bf
>Tom Petty
>swamps
>map clearly on a ridiculous scale

GTAbros we are so fucking back.

Fuck the bullshit let's see where this game goes. I want the ability to fuck shit up.

this, if I can go full moonman mode, then ok with this.

Look I already know I'm being racist online in the GTA online version of this game to keep Florida snow lizard still lol.

Non nigger people all moved out because uhhhhh idk maybe because of the weather

Cars look good at least

I mean they moved to Atlanta after all Ron desantis banning abortion allowed all the niggers to reproduce so only rednecks and niggers exist still lol. JK we all know we will see cubans being fished out of the river.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Aw shit, here we go again, muh dick is so hard for the big 6 (I've never played GTA in my life lol)

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

One of the missions, you have to stop a mob of antifa tranny faggots from taking out DeSantis before you can. As you're running them down, their bodies going over the hood of the car, you can hear them screaming "Nazi!" "Fascist!" "I'm a real woman!" "It's my right to groom your children!" Now that would be funny.

 

[>tfw no Asian gf]

I, for one, am shocked at the gross showing of absolute degenerate and nigger(!) behaviour in a GTA game, where are all the Aryan families having a nice time at the park Rockstar?

But for real the trailer was just OK, nothing too terrible, but not great either, I feel like the reveal trailer for 5 was better.

 

[Left Ass Cheek]

Looks fine, hopefully there's some features that make up for the long ass wait. Not looking forward to every autistic asshole crawling out of their hole to piss/moan while backpatting everyone who echoes their eternal disappointment.
"Hurr durr, new vidya isn't the same as old vidya, which I'm mad about but I'm also mad about how derivative everything is. Why can't everything be exactly like my favorite game but also new and refreshing?! And don't get me started on all the 'degeneracy' they've added to my favorite serial killer simulator!"

The only thing more annoying than contrarians are the people who complain about the complaints made by contrarians. Rest assured that no amount of dissent from autists will stop this game from selling into the billions, it'll be another Balldo's Gate where a shitton of people malign it and then they ended up buying it anyway

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

As a fan of the Testarossa, I'm glad that I see the Cheetah Classic in the trailer.

But like someone else said, that's an AWFUL lot of GTA Online cars...

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Can't wait for elden ring 2

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

Would be funny if Rockstar add a side mission where you kill some crypo bro after that guy leaked the trailer and tried to pump bitcoin with it

 

[Rotollo 2]

Can't wait for elden ring 2

I hope its secretly Starfield 2

 

[jje100010001]

It's surreal to see GTA go woke. That trailer is like a parody.

I can't say the trailer's woke (though Rockstar has some major red flags coming out of RDR2).

But the trailer was a celebration of trashiness, with the tolerable bits being the scenery parts.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

The point of GTA is to make fun of amerimutt culture, so of course not. It'll just be nothing but cheddar like irl.

Making fun of American culture was easier in Bush era America, they're not going to make fun of stuff like what the "American culture worships the Negro" copypasta talks about. They're not going to satirize LGBT activists. " They're not going to satirize fat women.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

preview video is up, unlocks in 15 hours

They somehow made an exaggerated and over the top version of IRL pvp zone Florida dull. Bravo Rockstar. This feels like they looked at the last Saints Row game and went "We want that but make it serious!"

 

[Rebel Wilson]

Looks fine, hopefully there's some features that make up for the long ass wait. Not looking forward to every autistic asshole crawling out of their hole to piss/moan while backpatting everyone who echoes their eternal disappointment.
"Hurr durr, new vidya isn't the same as old vidya, which I'm mad about but I'm also mad about how derivative everything is. Why can't everything be exactly like my favorite game but also new and refreshing?! And don't get me started on all the 'degeneracy' they've added to my favorite serial killer simulator!"

I was expecting far more peoples reaction to the black women twerking to be "i cant wait to kill the fuck out of them" in this thread.

 

[Lego Man]

New uploads from LispyJimmy, MrBossFTW and Sernando: I got a copy of GTA VII. (REAL!!1!! NOT FAKE!!1!!)

 

[Extreme Crusader]

They've gotten more... ugly since the leaks. What happened to my white Florida man and pretty face Latina????

 

[Rotollo 2]

New uploads from LispyJimmy, MrBossFTW and Sernando: I got a copy of GTA VII. (REAL!!1!! NOT FAKE!!1!!)
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honestly the first thing I thought of when the trailer got out, what will the gta 6 clickbate guys do when this is over?

 

[Breadbassket]

Vice City is basically Miami and Miami and Miami Beach is chalk full of pozzed queers and ghetto blacks.
We're really missing the fun aspects of commiting mass shootings in GTA which is what we all do when we get bored anyone who says otherwise is a faggot and you know it.

As the game gets closer to release there will probably be arguments online about that, considering what happened on Twitter earlier in November.





A lot of stuff will realistically probably be buried in the hype campaign for the Grand Theft Auto game of the 2020s though.

 

[Harshnip]

The only thing more annoying than contrarians are the people who complain about the complaints made by contrarians. Rest assured that no amount of dissent from autists will stop this game from selling into the billions, it'll be another Balldo's Gate where a shitton of people malign it and then they ended up buying it anyway

Lol, let's just agree that general video game discourse is significantly gayer than anything released in the last 10 years.
I bet it's going to extremely fun. 10+ years of waiting fun? Probably not.
I'm literally going to be an old ass man before they ever make the airports functional so you can visit multiple cities. Only real blackpill

 

[Abbadon's Gate]

Isn't Miami a more different place when compared to other cities from the rest of Florida?

In Florida, we have 21.54 Million people here. And 21 million of them live in the peninsula. There's a running joke in North Florida that the further south you get, the more northern the state is. Miami itself has a lot of New Yorkers, a lot of Cuban and Haitian Immigrants, and a lot of implants from Liberal States that hate the snow and the tax laws so they come to hang out in our state.