Grand Theft Auto Grieving Thread - Yep, I've been drinkin' again...

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

The only thing more annoying than contrarians are the people who complain about the complaints made by contrarians. Rest assured that no amount of dissent from autists will stop this game from selling into the billions, it'll be another Balldo's Gate where a shitton of people malign it and then they ended up buying it anyway

I'll buy it if it's a Bonnie and Clyde type story, not filled with woke faggotry and not riddled with ads to try and make me purchase DLC for the game.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

Vice City is basically Miami and Miami and Miami Beach is chalk full of pozzed queers and ghetto blacks.
We're really missing the fun aspects of commiting mass shootings in GTA which is what we all do when we get bored anyone who says otherwise is a faggot and you know it.

I enjoyed Watch_Dogs 2 for this reason, since it takes place in San Fran.

 

[Wodanaz]

first two seconds, two black women
actual nigger cattle game

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

which one of you is this?

 

[Harshnip]

I was expecting far more peoples reaction to the black women twerking to be "i cant wait to kill the fuck out of them" in this thread.

That would mean people are more interested in the brighter side of things instead of chasing the latest "this sucks" hot take and all the updoots from other eternally upset people

 

[Captain Ahab]

GTA VI: Coon Town

 

[Left Ass Cheek]

I bet it's going to extremely fun. 10+ years of waiting fun? Probably not.

This is one of the reasons why I tend to wait a bit on Rockstar releases. I didn't play RDR until RDR2's trailers started coming out and I'm glad for it in retrospect, because the first game was good enough to make me really eager for the second. I don't like RDR2 as much as the first but I know I would've been WAY less kind to it if I had to wait 7 or 8 years for it, that kind of wait makes you either willing to accept anything or more critical than necessary

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Is Sweet Baby involved?

 

[Breadbassket]

Statement from Take-Two Interactive on GTA VI:

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Grand Theft Auto VI heads to the state of Leonida, home to the neon-soaked streets of Vice City and beyond in the biggest, most immersive evolution of the Grand Theft Auto series yet. Watch Trailer 1 now at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdBZY2fkU-0

Celebrating its 25th anniversary in December, Rockstar Games pioneered the open-world genre of video games with the launch of Grand Theft Auto III in 2001. With each successive blockbuster entry in the series including Grand Theft: Vice City, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, and Grand Theft Auto IV, Grand Theft Auto has become one of the biggest selling, most critically acclaimed and influential properties in all of modern entertainment. The most recent iteration in the series, Grand Theft Auto V, has sold over 190 million units to date. Rockstar Games’ blockbuster western series, Red Dead Redemption has sold over 81 million units worldwide to date, with its most recent release, Red Dead Redemption 2, breaking new ground in fidelity and immersion.

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[Extreme Crusader]

Remember what they took from us and how they race swapped > OURGUY

 

[King Of The Kiwis]

I really hope they dont do the rdr2 online currency system for gta 6 online. There only needs to be cash, no gold bar bullshit to squeeze even more money out of their players.

 

[Forgotten Beast]

Maybe I'm getting too old for this shit, but that trailer felt like pure, constant noise in every sense of the word. I know GTA games can get pretty hectic but let it breathe a little, Jesus. You'll get the ADHD kids hooked and paying for those twerking dances as soon as you release the online part anyway. Maybe their hand was forced after so many leaks and they had to cobble together a trailer for whatever they had laying around.
I was cautiously pessimistic about GTA V and was somewhat pleasantly surprised with it at release, so I'll try to ignore the sense of dread I got from this trailer and wait for more information.

 

[Harshnip]

GTA VI: Coon Town

That was the one between 3 and 4

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I see that Motifa has been getting around.

 

[Miller]

Would be funny if Rockstar add a side mission where you kill some crypo bro after that guy leaked the trailer and tried to pump bitcoin with it

Would it be as cringe as that not-Shkreli mission in Watch_Dogs2?

 

[Unamused Bounty Hunter]

Can't wait for a blacks retextured to be white mod to be released that will get fifteen gorillion articles condemning anti-LGBTQBIPOC+ and white supremacy and praising how black woman twerking on car is ackually good

 

[LeChampion1992]

The satire/imagery in the trailer hit pretty close as an exaggerated, absurdist view of modern day social media culture. I'll reserve full judgment until we have further info, but it appears they're not missing the mark as badly as I first expected.
On every other front though, it just looks like more GTA. Fine I guess, but unless they improve the mission design or the narrative is actually engaging this time, I don't see the fuss (beyond "yeah but it's GTA, man!!!"). RDR2's story did a lot of heavy lifting covering for that game's shortcomings, and it remains to be seen if they can repeat that trick after losing a lot of their most high-profile talent.

I've noticed honestly I'm seeing less of the politics in the game and more police body cam footage I'm wondering if you can have mass shootout

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MuttCore game, no surprises here.

The satire is on point with this one.

To be fair, people have always bitched about niggers in GTA.

I still remember the "I can't relate to a black guy!" debates in 2004.

I hated that shit I enjoyed the GTA games and hated the "this game is too white, too black, too X," I don't care if it's 2025 or vice City has so many black people not remembering GTA San Andreas or how in America African Americans often sre seen as criminals and we're talking about criminals here.

Hasn't GTA always features black people and degeneracy? The main problem is that it won't be equal in terms of the "making fun of everyone" angle they used to have but it will still be a boatload of fun

Nah it seems like the humor will still be there like if they Fuck up the story and end up like the saints row reboot then Rockstar financially will not last. I fully expect the ability to go psycho and have random shootouts or mass shootings when players are bored to be a thing. I also expect plenty of fun to be had from random stuff. Hopefully rockstar takes comedy ques in 2024 for the game.

Most of the Miami Metro's black population lives in the northern part and falls mostly in Broward County, home to Fort Lauderdale which is where all the black on black bullshit happens.

The Sheriff's department in the trailer is Broward, the paint scheme is a hybrid of their current and old design.
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They're doing their homework on Florida for sure.

I, for one, am shocked at the gross showing of absolute degenerate and nigger(!) behaviour in a GTA game, where are all the Aryan families having a nice time at the park Rockstar?

But for real the trailer was just OK, nothing too terrible, but not great either, I feel like the reveal trailer for 5 was better.

I mean GTA 5 was the reveal of next Gen tech where this game was kept on the back burner to keep milking GTA online for awhile.

 

[TheHarbinger]

Pretty tame trailer in terms of actual gameplay, game modes, and so on.

 

[Left Ass Cheek]

I see that Motifa has been getting around.

I heard the FatBla voice actress in my head as soon as I saw the scenery at the beach.

Fuck this shit!! Shit ain't right!!

 

[The Last Stand]

As predicted, every gaming YouTuber under the sun is reacting to the same footage. Lord have mercy. Wait until this gets trending on X.