Grand Theft Auto Grieving Thread - Yep, I've been drinkin' again...

[LikeAStone 2.0]

Alright, placing bets now.

Which main character do you think winds up being a tranny?

 

[Zaryiu2]

Bonnie & Clyde were fucking losers and went out like bitches.

It would be funny if that's what they were going with but that's

 

[Elmo]

Watch these fuckers make it a Rockstar Launcher Exclusive before it even comes to Steam.

 

[Dave.]

Their culture
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Our culture
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Ngl swamp trucking does sound kinda fun.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

Idk he looks paler than her still and his features are white. He's got no accent at all in his dialogue. He's probably Italian.
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He could just be tan.

It IS Florida...

 

[Monika H.]

preview video is up, unlocks in 15 hours

About fucking time

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

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Shut it down, even the Redditors are figuring things out.

 

[SwanSwanson]

preview video is up, unlocks in 15 hours

Ew so much twerking haram

 

[MugolEx]

> 2025
2027 by the earliest guaranteed, and it will still be half baked.

 

[4090 Chad]

I thought America is a country full of niggers and beaners and self claimed "whites" who has non Aryan blood in them

Is it really like that or it's just Rockstar putting too many niggers in game

There are no my fellow Asian people on this trailer…

Niggers are very abundant all throughout the southeastern part of the US.

 

[samuraicrack]

So who's gonna drudge through Twitter to find the millions of unfunny jokes about the gamers thinking the game is too woke?

 

[Breadbassket]

> 2025
2027 by the earliest guaranteed, and it will still be half baked.

To add to that prediction: game will be half-finished but the microtransaction part will work perfectly on launch.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

It is not as bad as I was expecting it to be. But still.. what even this? All the shots are done to look like they are being recorded via TikTok or other services like that?

Is that the big commentary they are going for with this one? Social media?

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

I'm seeing people point out on other forums how amazing this shot looks.

And it does look good.

But people either weren't old enough or forgot that Los Santos looked a lot better in the first trailer for GTA V than it ever ended up looking even on PC, I'm pretty sure. (not sure about E&E version though)

 

[blablabla]

which one of you is this?

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Me

 

[Delamain]

Well lord knows what will come in the next couple years but one thing is for certain I will be riding around on a stolen car running over people while blasting fever 105 like the good old days

 

[Random Internet Person]

I don't know how to break it to you guys but there have always been a lot of niggers in GTA.

I mean, CJ and the San Andreas crew are probably some of the most beloved characters in gaming.

 

[wholetthegodsout]

GTA is holding up a mirror to our society and we aren't liking what we see. Game is already working as intended. GOTY 2025 here we come.

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

It's such wasted potential that they are STILL recycling Liberty, Vice, Los Santos, Liberty, Los Santos, Vice, over and over after all these years. The GTA world feels very small and creatively stale at this point, and some interesting new cities and locations could have injected some life and interest back into the series. Why not somewhere based on like, Dublin? Shanghai? Mexico City? There are so many cool cities with their own criminal underworld and subcultures. Why does Rockstar keep going back to the same well? Vice City was almost entirely a homage to the show Miami Vice and was heavily defined by it's 80s setting, I don't really see the appeal of 2020s Vice City with phone videos of twerking and le funny Florida Man (a meme current on reddit 10-15 years ago). Based on the trailer alone it seems soulless and uninteresting to me, granted it's just a trailer but its purpose is to get me excited and I'm nodding off.

 

[Autistic Orson Welles]

remember when they patched the tranny jokes out of GTAV? this game is gonna be woke af. third act twist is that the big booty latinx strong independent protagonist is actually a man. Dan Houser is gone and the new writers probably suck; I don't have any confidence in Rockstar at all.

It'll probably be worth playing anyway as an exercise in budget, like RDR2 was/is, but with no gameplay shown and a 2025 release date (at earliest) my hype is pretty fucking low. But I do like Vice City as the map choice again. I can't wait for Ronald de Santa to be the villain!