YouTube Autism - Things that are worth laughing at but not worth a full thread.

I wonder why the Andrew Ditch thread never took off.
Maybe its because he is just an annoying cunt.
He looks like this btw
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You know, I find this guy to be very annoying. Whenever I see one of his videos pop up I think about how like a year ago he was in a car wreck that killed both his friend and brother who were in the car and I can't stop the intrusive thought of "why wasn't he the one who died instead?".
 
You know, I find this guy to be very annoying. Whenever I see one of his videos pop up I think about how like a year ago he was in a car wreck that killed both his friend and brother who were in the car and I can't stop the intrusive thought of "why wasn't he the one who died instead?".
But why? What did he do besides make mid videos?
 
But why? What did he do besides make mid videos?
I know, that is why I called them intrusive thoughts. Just one of those things you think and don't know why. Still though, if the other 2 lived and he died that is a net gain of life and one less guy making stupid, autistic videos. trolly problem solved, motherfuckers!
 
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I stumbled upon this long video of some autist apologizing for posting "diarrhea" videos, and saying he will stop.
Who then two days later takes it back due to backlash from his fetish fans.

The videos in question.
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Against better judgement I took a look at some of them, most are just slideshows of female characters from kids cartoons showing their asses or pooping on nasty toilets. All while hearing creepy breathing from the degenerate recording the screen with his phone camera.

Which makes this one a bit more humorous.

And props to YouTube for keeping this wonderful content up for all ages to see for the last 4 years, stopping them naughty words is obviously way more important. :story:
 
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Jon, however, maintained his channel afterwards, uploading other stuff like movie reviews, food challenges, tech reviews, let's plays, and other content from these sorts of generic online genres that have already been done to death. Though competently made, there just really isn't a whole lot of reason to watch these videos over the thousands of other Youtube movie reviewer type channels. The only ones that ever topped the Microwave show for views were the ones that used unabashed egregious clickbait. Even now these remain the most popular videos ever uploaded to his channel.
Though it's been almost a year since this post, I think it's worth pointing out that not long after, he went back and edited most of these thumbnails to be less clickbaity:

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I don't know why he waited 11 goddamn years to do this. I doubt it has anything to do with my post, but it's funnier to pretend it was.
 
Depressed Ginger aka Patrick is a youtuber who mostly does sportsball shit like nfl and college football news, predictions, and old sports stadiums. He also does videos on a ton of other topics, mostly around buildings and a bunch of videos about 9/11 and the titanic, which are some of his most viewed videos.
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He uploads a half dozen videos a day and most of his monotonous content farm's videos, especially the stadium videos, are him reading off of wikipedia pages with a png on the screen. When he isn't copy and pasting from wikipedia, he's popping blackpills and making storytime videos about his dating fails, lookmaxxing, and how pathetic he is so he can gain sympathy from his viewers.
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He's also been trying to launch his own metaverse/crypto called "NeBula" that in his words is going to be the "next bitcoin, VR, and future of Web3 internet." It's basically Earth 2 but you have to buy his shitcoin to get land.
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In the wake of HBomberGuy's plagiarism video, sports youtube's supremo autismo JaguarGator9 made a near 2 hour long takedown of DG's channel. Since you probably don't have the time to listen to JG9's mickey mouse voice REEEing about some ginger doomer reading wikipedia articles I'll give you the highlights:
-A 15 minute introduction where he talks about how much research he's done for his channel, his legal background and how closely knit the sports youtube community is. No mention of DG until part 2.

-JG9 opens with a general discription of DG's channel before he does the old "I'M NOT GOING TO BRING UP THIS OFFENSIVE THING DG SAID, THAT'S NOT THE POINT OF THIS VIDEO BUT HERE'S WHAT HE SAID ANYWAY” bit where he mentions DG calling Chris Tyson trooning out an attention grab, or the time he said "you have to be mentally retarded to fail Spanish 1," or when he said working on videos during football season is "borderline slave-work."

-JG9 will freely talk about DG nearly failing high school with a C- grade average and getting fired from three jobs for either not showing up or being lazy at work tho.

-He then brings up DG's frequent upload schedule and the wide range of video ideas he has from Dubai to Legos and amusement park rides to politics.

-He then shows a few examples of DG being retarded for saying stuff like "if Vivek chose Elon Musk as his running mate they'd be unstoppable" or when talking about tropical areas he mentioned Arizona.

-Then we get to the meat and potatoes of the video, an HOUR of JG9 showing clips of DG's videos with the wikipedia articles beside it. He even has to speed up some of the DG clips because apparently the video would've been 24 hours if he didn't. Hey JG9, instead of speeding up some clips, don't use every single clip you have. Like we get it, DG copies wikipedia, we don't need to see every single piece of evidence, the smoking gun is right there!

-Besides JG9 bringing up DG occasionally trying to cover his ass by adding and switching words around to where the sentence doesn't make grammatical sense, there's nothing much else for the next hour unless you want to hear JG9 hammer the same point 100 times.

-Since JG9 wants to be a nice guy and all, he emailed DG to let him know he's making a video on him and wanted to give him a chance to defend himself.
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-DG's response:
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-He then shows the rest of the email exchange which ends with DG used the time-tested defense of "muh subscriber count bigger than yours."
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-DG makes sure his twitter followers know this happening by posting JG9's email and posting "let's go to war" in the replies, which may or may not be a LOLsuit threat.
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-JG9 spends the last ten minutes explaining why he's making this video. It's pretty much "i hate plagiarism," "i've been ripped off by other youtubers before," and i don't want the entire sports youtube community to be labeled as plagiarists because of one guy."
So what was Patrick's response?
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It's been about two weeks and nothing's happened from this. None of the drama channels have talked about this probably because the sports youtube commentary community is a bit of a niche community that never has any drama come out of it that's picked up by drama channels. But most importantly, both channels are still doing their same shitty content like nothing happened.
 
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Not sure this is the right thread for it, but the closest I could find. Please crosspost if there's a better one.

Peter & Debra Urquhart

Australian Peter's channel, three months of videos as his wife slowly dies of cancer. She dies at home, surrounded by very loving family, who prepare her body on-camera and pray for her. And then Peter explains that she's going to be resurrected. Not at the end of days; later this week [with additional explanation of how YouTube live events work].

It doesn't happen, but he holds out hope, even as they take her body to the crematorium.

"We're gonna unscrew the lid and just pray for Mum one more time.[...] Hey, Deb. It's Peter, doll. This is definitely your last chance. In the name of Jesus, sit up, Deb!"

There is 0% grifting, just the kind of heartbreakingly personal thing you wouldn't expect to see uploaded. This is an artifact.
 
Today I learned that a furry was behind the Covoid vaccine (X) Bluefolf (who has a thread here and is a literal shit eater) tweeted it and Dumbsville (Cartoon Commentary youtuber and friend of LS Mark) replied to Bluefolf and was happy to get liked by the covoid furry scientist.
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This guy has been teetering over to lolcow status for a while since he’s one of those goth gf chasers and relates to the series Scott Pilgrim like it’s this magnum opus of a romance film. Also he used to be real deep in the Sonic fandom in the past so that doesn’t help either.
 
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