Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Null]

This thread needs a new OP. I have no idea who to ask for this. It's a serious burden because you have to be able to recap both lawsuits and TBPITU.

 

[dvnc]

Please re-read my first reply and rethink your life. That's what I said in the first place and you decided to argue with me.

You're literally retarded and know nothing about comics.

 

[DOORSTUCK]

This thread needs a new OP. I have no idea who to ask for this. It's a serious burden because you have to be able to recap both lawsuits and TBPITU.

There is a very slow effort for a complete rewrite in PG.

 

[zer0d4wn]

You're literally retarded and know nothing about comics.
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Yes. Note the word "generally". Now note I said "depends". I'm pretty sure that's only referring to 3rd party ads. Pretty much every graphic novel has a "check out these other books we publish" page at the beginning or end. Which yes, are ads. No need to get so upset when I'm not even really disagreeing with you retard.

 

[Neetorino]

This thread needs a new OP. I have no idea who to ask for this. It's a serious burden because you have to be able to recap both lawsuits and TBPITU.

That's probably the easy part though. I'm sure much of that recap work has been done throughout the thread and could just be compiled for ease of pointing to. At the very least for the lawsuits anyways. Though, it'll be time consuming and tedious to collect that's for sure.

The hard part is probably going to be finding people who watch TDS now, or willing to rewatch older episodes for clips. His thread now is more of a Comicsgate splinter because Dax just isn't worth talking about on his own 80% of the time.

 

[genericwhitemale]

This thread needs a new OP. I have no idea who to ask for this. It's a serious burden because you have to be able to recap both lawsuits and TBPITU.

@AltisticRight is currently working on it. It's in Prospering Grounds atm.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/work-i...-masterson-the-dick-show-juju-the-cow.175685/

 

[mfalkner]

I'm pretty sure that whoever made the scan Juju read did not include ads. Assuming Dax actually read the comic.

Dax has mocked the wife ad several times, so he is aware and has commented on that subject

Edit: hi, juju! Your show still sucks ass and you're a faggot.

 

[dvnc]

when I'm not even really disagreeing with you retard.

lol casual, kys.

This thread needs a new OP.

I just went through a lot of shit to find that Juju cow origin post, so if anything at least that bit of lore should be slapped to this op with big-ass bold letters while the new one is being created.

 

[zer0d4wn]

lol casual, kys.
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Yes. I agreed the big two and Image typically don't (minus ads for their other books they publish) and the other ones tend to have ads because they're going bankrupt and need every cent they can get. Indies also tend to have ads. The big two and Image make up the bulk of graphic novel sales. Hence the "generally they don't have ads". So yes. I did agree most graphic novels don't have 3rd party ads. Retard. Since you're clearly autistic and can't understand a little bit of nuance I'm going to stop replying. Let's not shit up the thread anymore.

 

[AltisticRight]

It will have to be a group effort if we try and give Juju a proper thread, both lolsuits never interested me. I never found him funny and his voice made me want to punch myself.

Someone needs to provide information for his antics prior to New Project 2.

 

[Pitbull Victim]

I just went through a lot of shit to find that Juju cow origin post, so if anything at least that bit of lore should be slapped to this op with big-ass bold letters while the new one is being created.

To add on with some other Dick stuff that gets mentioned but isn't the easiest to find:

The origin of the cuck truck



Dick ruined 80s Girl's life



Dax Herrera looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in his pink pony costume. Very very disrespectful.

 

[Humongous Faggotous]

Yes. I agreed the big two and Image typically don't (minus ads for their other books they publish) and the other ones tend to have ads because they're going bankrupt and need every cent they can get. Indies also tend to have ads. The big two and Image make up the bulk of graphic novel sales. Hence the "generally they don't have ads". So yes. I did agree most graphic novels don't have 3rd party ads. Retard. Since you're clearly autistic and can't understand a little bit of nuance I'm going to stop replying. Let's not shit up the thread anymore.

You’re wrong. I have green lantern and Spider-Man comics that are loaded with ads. Not even comic book ads but for things like random video games. All comics have ads, but I’ve never seen a graphic novel with the same kind of ads as newsstand comics unless it’s at the end for other books in the series or related books. That’s way different than the green lantern comics I have that are loaded with ads for video games and lunchables and shit like that.

 

[AnOminous]

Ignoring the Maddox shit, I can't comprehend why anybody would want to be in the same neighborhood as Vito.

Guilt by association is one thing, but if you defend Cuties obsessively for over a year while having an open pedophile as a sidekick, you get what you deserve, which is being considered a pedophile yourself. Fuck Diddler Dax.

 

[zer0d4wn]

You’re wrong. I have green lantern and Spider-Man comics that are loaded with ads. Not even comic book ads but for things like random video games.

Cool. Didn't argue that. I know floppies are loaded with ads.

All comics have ads, but I’ve never seen a graphic novel with the same kind of ads as newsstand comics unless it’s at the end for other books in the series or related books. That’s way different than the green lantern comics I have that are loaded with ads for video games and lunchables and shit like that.

Yes, that's what I said. Do you only read Marvel/DC/Image? Because I said the smaller companies and indies tend to have ads in the GNs. (Though not nearly as many as a floppy. Maybe one or two at the beginning or end.)

Here's an ad on the back cover of an Alterna Giant book. This one is 72 pages. They go up to 96 pages.

 

[SiggerNlayer]

I don't really care what anyone says out of blind hated for Maddox, I listened to the whole vid and god damn it is actually very entertaining and good. My only exposure to Maddox was his politisperging so I always wrote him off but this video is well put together and absolute puts a killshot on Dick. especially when he shows that 80s girl was actually the one trying to get back with him after the breakup. Too bad it will never get 100K views and it prolly won't matter.
I'll toss in some extra praise, Maddox definitely understands comedy better than Dick. Not once in my entire time viewing Dick Masterson have I ever laughed before even when I thought better of him, this video made me audibly laugh multiple times.
EDIT:
For the people who will not watch this video here are the highlights,
-Dick was no one before Maddox and literally begged to be friends with him
-Dick was actively made fun of by Maddox's friend group and was a bit of a dork until gaining the confidence required for his cool guy persona
-Dick was unsuccessful at getting comedy and writing gigs and only ever got them when Maddox used his connections to help him
-80s Girl(Dick's GF and Maddox's ex-GF) was desperate to get back with Maddox and Maddox not only shows an email where she tried to get him back but also the email where he rejected her outright. The letter that was read in public was apparently from a previous break up as they had broken up 6 times in their relationship
-80s Girl tried to get Maddox to go on a Mexico vacation with her 1:1 after Maddox moved on to another girl
-Dick knows about the previous point and spends every day knowing that his eternal never-wife wanted Maddox even after he moved on
-Some coping about the failed lawsuit

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Well at least Dax might shut up about Eric for a couple days now.

 

[dvnc]

Watching the cope stream. A bunch of pausing, ack'ing, denial, and even a statement about just playing it until...(he never expanded on this).

The bitcoin part was glossed over as "I covered his payment in the Season Greetings chart there."

 

[Rotollo 2]

dax copestream started:

https://rumble.com/v3zkf6m-bonus-episode-85.html

dick rapidly switching between low and high energy in this stream

 

[Oliver Onions]

Maddox definitely understands comedy better than Dick.

This is absolutely true. Maddox's biggest mistake (pre-lolsuit) was attempting to be a multimedia star. As soon as people saw what he looked like it was impossible to take him seriously; same with his nasally bitchboy voice. His writing, though, was absolutely great for what it was. I still get a good chuckle out of some of his old shit, although admittedly the majority of it is very of its time.

Meanwhile, Dick is just a bully. I don't mean that in a moralfagging way, it's just the best way to describe him. Everything Dick is known for is him punching down on soft targets. When you remove the retarded punching bag from the room all he has left is SAYING BORING SHIT BUT LOUD SO ITS FUNNY and ACK ACK ACK ACK.

This has never been more apparent than with his feuds with Null and Eric July. Both largely refuse to be provoked by his nonsense so what great comedy does he fall back on? A bizarre obsession with push-ups and a traced coffee table. Great stuff.

 

[bangman]

I don't think Maddox was ever poised to win. I think the best he could have hoped for was to slip into obscurity, and then smile silently from the sidelines as Dick & co. inevitably destroy themselves.

Unfortunately, because he's doing this, he's given Dick the excuse to beat the dead horse some more. It seems like an error on his part. A lot of people he has beef with seem pretty doomed at this point and don't require any intervention from Maddox or anyone else. Hell, look at Digibro. His life is ultra-fucked at this point. God willing, Vito will get there someday.

People have said there's some genuinely good points in the video, but I really am loathe to watch three-and-a-half hours concerning a topic that is so old and tired. 2018 called, and they want their Internet slapfight back.

And yet you’re in here posting this gay shit, shut up, faggot, stop trying to act aloof and above it all. Watch the internet men feud like a good boy.

I personally like Maddox. I can see why someone wouldn’t though. Ultimately, I think wanting to sue an obnoxious human leech like the Diddler Dax and looking like a jackass in the process is a lot less damning than Dick’s entire existence. I also think the video was pretty entertaining.