Grand Theft Auto Grieving Thread - Yep, I've been drinkin' again...

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Favorite GTA?

  • Grand Theft Auto

    Votes: 61 2.4%
  • Grand Theft Auto: London 1969

    Votes: 54 2.1%
  • Grand Theft Auto 2

    Votes: 106 4.1%
  • Grand Theft Auto III

    Votes: 203 7.9%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Vice City

    Votes: 734 28.7%
  • Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

    Votes: 1,029 40.2%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Advanced

    Votes: 12 0.5%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories

    Votes: 74 2.9%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories

    Votes: 73 2.9%
  • Grand Theft Auto IV

    Votes: 653 25.5%
  • Episodes From Liberty City (The Lost & Damned and The Ballad of Gay Tony)

    Votes: 198 7.7%
  • Grand Theft Auto V

    Votes: 371 14.5%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Online

    Votes: 91 3.6%
  • My Mother's My Sister!

    Votes: 305 11.9%

  • Total voters
    2,558
The trailer was alright. Everything LOOKS good.

But the self-serious nature of it is concerning. Not because GTA hasn't done that before with trailers but because what The Developer Formerly Known as Rockstar really needs to get across is that they still have a sense of humor. And I'm betting that's what will suffer the most in 6.

But the internet found out they'll be able to rob banks together in Miami (remember Vice City?!), so that's all they care about. GTA Online was the death of this franchise proper.
 
GTA: San Andreas would like a word with you. Hell, VCS had a Black protagonist that subverted that type of culture.

You're moralfagging over a video game series called Grand Theft Auto. What do the kids say? Touch some grass.
CJ fucking hated ghetto shit the fuck are you on about, and even if the game had a "black asthetic" it made sure to point out how they were all retarded for shooting at each other over petty shit, and victor/lance didn't act like ghetto trash outside of lance being retarded
 
My predictions:
  • Cyberpunk-level bugs and performance at launch
  • Typical run-of-the-mill feminism narrative with le strongk PoC female
  • Heavy-handed groan-inducing sideplots about racism.
  • Evil racist white rednecks
  • Evil racist white billionaires (Elon Musk parody)
  • Evil racist white frat boys
  • White yuppies ruining le diverse and vibrant town (WE HAVE TO STOP THEM)
  • NIGGERS
  • Orange man bad
  • Mission where you smuggle illegals into the country (AND THAT'S A GOOD THING).
  • Hacker nerd supporting character who gives missions and guides you over the phone is a sassy black woman with frizzy hair
  • White boyfriend character is a pussy
  • White boyfriend character gets cucked by Hot Latina, with either a black guy or a woman
  • Guns are bad (even though it's a GTA game)
  • You still can't really go inside buildings
  • You'll either not be able to do mass killings or they'll somehow make it difficult or impossible to target minorities
Alright, see you in 2026 when this actually comes out to see how right I am.
 
remember when they patched the tranny jokes out of GTAV? this game is gonna be woke af. third act twist is that the big booty latinx strong independent protagonist is actually a man. Dan Houser is gone and the new writers probably suck; I don't have any confidence in Rockstar at all.

It'll probably be worth playing anyway as an exercise in budget, like RDR2 was/is, but with no gameplay shown and a 2025 release date (at earliest) my hype is pretty fucking low. But I do like Vice City as the map choice again. I can't wait for Ronald de Santa to be the villain!
Apparently if true, one of the inspirations for the main two characters is 2012's The Place Beyond the Pines, so I fully expect that the male (Jason) will die halfway through the story.
 
If this game ends up being woke trash, it's going to kill DEI. Imagine a bunch of white, black, Mexican, and Asian gamers throwing their controllers down in unison saying "This game sucks!"
I'd be willing to bet that the vast majority of current GTA fans didn't even touch the GTA V single player and don't pay any attention to anything outside of just fucking around and causing mayhem in GTA Online.
 
>coming 2025
Why even show it off? Who knows what'll change between now and then? Holy shit I hate modern gaming so much.
At this point, judging by a game this big, not much. The earlier leaks seemed to show quite a similar build to what they're showing off now. Most of the work over the next couple years will likely be of the busy type. Optimizing shit, fixing bugs, etc.
 
Every single time someone leaves a comment akin to "GOT DAM THIS HERE TRAILER HAS NIGGERS IN IT!!" this is the meme I think about:

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American culture is centered around niggers. They have holidays for niggers. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free niggers. They listen to nigger music. They elect a nigger as their president. They dress and act like niggers. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from niggers. They post sassy gifs about niggers. They watch sportsball in worship of niggers. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of niggers playing sports. They use nigger slang like "bruh" and "thot". When you say "Martin Luther" they're not thinking of the father of protestantism. They're thinking of the nigger. Their cities are completely overrun with niggers. They worship their ZOGbot police force disproportionately filled with niggers and their global police force of soldiers filled with niggers. Their men sit around watching nigger ball while their women sit around watching nigger talk shows. They worship niggers like Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson and the late Eddie Murphy while attacking the whites who actually built their country before niggers took over. Their movies are filled with niggers and their music charts are topped by niggers. They send niggers to the Olympics and celebrate when the niggers win because those niggers are true red blooded american niggers. They watch nigger porn to a point where "BBC" does not make them think of an international media company but about nigger penises instead. They will tell you how much they hate niggers and how the mutt's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love niggers but the evidence speaks for itself in that America has always been and will be a nation of nigger loving niggers
 
American culture is centered around niggers. They have holidays for niggers. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free niggers. They listen to nigger music. They elect a nigger as their president. They dress and act like niggers. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from niggers. They post sassy gifs about niggers. They watch sportsball in worship of niggers. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of niggers playing sports. They use nigger slang like "bruh" and "thot". When you say "Martin Luther" they're not thinking of the father of protestantism. They're thinking of the nigger. Their cities are completely overrun with niggers. They worship their ZOGbot police force disproportionately filled with niggers and their global police force of soldiers filled with niggers. Their men sit around watching nigger ball while their women sit around watching nigger talk shows. They worship niggers like Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson and the late Eddie Murphy while attacking the whites who actually built their country before niggers took over. Their movies are filled with niggers and their music charts are topped by niggers. They send niggers to the Olympics and celebrate when the niggers win because those niggers are true red blooded american niggers. They watch nigger porn to a point where "BBC" does not make them think of an international media company but about nigger penises instead. They will tell you how much they hate niggers and how the mutt's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love niggers but the evidence speaks for itself in that America has always been and will be a nation of nigger loving niggers
I love that copypasta but love your username is derived from the name of such a sick band even more
 
Trailer's vibe reminds me a lot of Watch_Dogs 2.

I kinda burst out laughing seeing that clip of the heavily inked prisoner looking into the camera, the black chick shaking her ass on top of a car, the impromptu car fuckery in the streets and the rapper with the "RIP Rudi" tribute.

Where V was the peak of GTA's cynicism and everybody I ever knew fucking hated V's atmosphere after 2015 (as they should), I like they seem to want you to be a fish out of water again? Cringe you have to be a girl boss leading your boyfriend by his erect dick?
 
Every single time someone leaves a comment akin to "GOT DAM THIS HERE TRAILER HAS NIGGERS IN IT!!" this is the meme I think about:

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It won't reflect reality however.
 
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