Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

I heard the first Rittenhouse interview was atrocious. Think he'll be seething at Maddox and the Farms the whole time for round 2?

I know Kyle has a new book and is doing the circuit.

But what-if-anything new does Kyle have to say that wasn't covered in his last interview with Nick less than a year ago?

 

[Anticipointment]

The funniest outcome would be that “Mandy” is a Maddox alt.

 

[Potatoherder]

He hasn't posted this early about a show on twitter in ages. I guess he thinks it's a big show and needs to act professional.

https://twitter.com/RekietaLaw/status/1731835303642443853

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

He hasn't posted this early about a show on twitter in ages. I guess he thinks it's a big show and needs to act professional.
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Beat me to it. I'm a bit shocked Rittenhouse is going back on his show. It wasn't good the first time, and he has gone downhill the second. You'd think his people, assuming he has people, would knock this off.

 

[Swole McPole]

You can't legally get an elective abortion in Texas anymore, but I don't think they've banned the birth control pill.

Over-the-counter emergency contraception (the morning after pill) is available at all Texas branches of Planned Parenthood.

I knew they'd banned medical abortion, but if you lived in Texas and you wanted to know how to go about getting it, surely Planned Parenthood would be the obvious people to ask. Even if they can't hook you up in state, they'd know where you could go to get it.

What could you possibly gain by asking randos on a Discord server? They're not going to hook you up. The bulk of them would have no idea anyway. Anyone who *did* have an idea isn't going to run the risk because I'm sure there'll be serious penalties. Meanwhile, there's an enormous national non-profit and advocating for and facilitating that is there thing. Everyone knows who they are.

I think she just wanted to boast that she'd been fucked. I'm starting to believe the theory that she's actually a man now. No real woman could be that stupid.

Edit: OK, I've just seen the suicide allusion. Obvious attention whore. She's clearly trolling us and I've fallen for it. Definitely a hairy arsed man.

 

[Kittenwaffen]

One thing the internet has taught me is horny people will believe what they want to believe. Supposedly CGoody has seen Mandy live in video calls but I doubt his thirsty, drug addled mind could tell a fake cam with a voice changer compared to a real woman. The fact that any woman would want to show off for CGoody should really be the first red flag anyhow.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Over-the-counter emergency contraception (the morning after pill) is available at all Texas branches of Planned Parenthood.

There's some ambiguity between Emergency Contraception vs "Abortion pills"

Emergency Contraception options are taken before a pregnancy is detectable immediately after unprotected sex.

There's a 72 hour window for the pills (essentially a double dose of regular birth control marked up to panicking women and men). If you have access to a doctor, inserting an IUD can extend the window to 7 days (but also more expensive - the unit costs >$200 plus whatever the doctor charges to put it in, lasts 3-5 years).

Pharmacological abortion pills like mifepristone are used after pregnancy detection. Not sure of cost. The window extends to 10 weeks. Results in termination without any procedure in best case scenario.

TL; DR - In either case, there's no reason to be seeking help from randos in chat unless attention seeking.

 

[TherapyMan]

Over-the-counter emergency contraception (the morning after pill) is available at all Texas branches of Planned Parenthood.

Going to powerlevel a second, but as a Texan who fucks, you can find the morning after pill in the over the counter section of any store that has a pharmacy. Plan B will usually be in one of those horrible plastic boxes that you have to take to the front desk to unlock.

 

[feral cat #6385]

I also feel really stupid that I recommended this guy to people.

Me too. I hope to god none of them actually took my recommendation. How embarrassing.

I agree. Mandy seems like she wants the attention of the Farms. People like that don't get threads for a reason.

IT'S A MAN, MAN!

DONT U KNOW WHO I AM IM THE BALLDONAUT BITCH

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Body all wrong. Needs to be scrawny, malnourished with comically small shoulders. And a microscopic pee pee.

TL; DR - In either case, there's no reason to be seeking help from randos in chat unless attention seeking.

To the 'Tists who won't stop talking about abortion pills:

STOP! It's just the catfish attention whoring. Or at least make it funny and talk about using a tripods to abort babies.

Going to powerlevel a second, but as a Texan who fucks, you can find the morning after pill in the over the counter section of any store that has a pharmacy. Plan B will usually be in one of those horrible plastic boxes that you have to take to the front desk to unlock.

This isn't Rekieta's Locals. As someone who doesn't give a fuck if you fuck or not I wish your parents aborted you. With a rusty tripod.

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[Spaded Dave]

I highly recommend watching the clip St. Elissa posted. I know Nick has had multiple emotional meltdowns on stream but that was one of the most hilarious yet. I pray God keeps this drunk alive so his cream-rich milk keeps flowing for years. I’d be legit crestfallen if he drank himself to death or drove into a wall while texting (safe at speeds up to 85MPH, according to Nick).

Yeah I only listened but didn't watch. Definitely going to give it a proper viewing tonight if that shit was going on.

Re: Texting while driving

If my car was autopiloting at 85mph I wouldn't trust it enough to text. Nick is begging to be a crash test dummy if he's being serious with that opinion.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Lolcows are known for their inability to control their behavior even when they talk as if they know better.

I’m way behind on the thread and had to highlight surf through the past few days. Has Nick acknowledged that his own Locals thought his behavior on the Sean struggle session was embarrassing and unhinged?

As far as I know, he has just ignored it. His enablers will not press him too harshly


Re: Rittenhouse, it seems he has had a break with his family and the people who testifies at his trial. His sister has been posting messages calling their brother's book full of lies and that he 'betrayed'his family. He has management that is trying to make him a right-wing grifter puppet. If they are the same type who runs LOCALS and Rumble, I now understand why they would book with Nick.

 

[AnOminous]

If my car was autopiloting at 85mph I wouldn't trust it enough to text. Nick is begging to be a crash test dummy if he's being serious with that opinion.

If I had a choice between my car being driven by Siri and being driven by Nick I'd pick Siri.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

As far as I know, he has just ignored it. His enablers will not press him too harshly


Re: Rittenhouse, it seems he has had a break with his family and the people who testifies at his trial. His sister has been posting messages calling their brother's book full of lies and that he 'betrayed'his family. He has management that is trying to make him a right-wing grifter puppet. If they are the same type who runs LOCALS and Rumble, I now understand why they would book with Nick.

Which is really funny cause if you remember what Nick says about Kyle's handlers when they kept refusing to let Kyle get on his show...and you take it to be true, then both the handler and nick agrees that nick is anchovy tier in the political sphere and they're getting desperate.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It's genuinely baffling to me, he knew nearly every single rule of being a content creator on the Internet and then systematically broke all of them in very quick succession.

If knowledge was enough to save a man from damaging himself and his life, there would be no such thing as alcoholics who keep drinking. Knowing they have gone from enjoying it to needing it would be enough to make them stop. But they are constitutionally incapable of being honest with themselves or others and simultaneously enslaved to their ego and addiction.

That’s why I always say Nick Rekieta will never, ever stop drinking. He simply doesn’t have what it takes to live an honorable and honest life. He traded that opportunity away for debauchery and he has convinced himself it was a great bargain. The alternative — that he has made one grave error after another — is unthinkable to him.

The fact that Nick hasn’t managed to convince the majority of his audience of that deal’s value is harshing his buzz like a motherfucker.

 

[not william stenchever]

If knowledge was enough to save a man from damaging himself and his life, there would be no such thing as alcoholics who keep drinking. Knowing they have gone from enjoying it to needing it would be enough to make them stop. But they are constitutionally incapable of being honest with themselves or others and simultaneously enslaved to their ego and addiction.

 

[Eyesore City]

How long has Maddox been paying for this site?

ICANN says "Created: 2023-11-04 23:19:05 UTC"

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Which is really funny cause if you remember what Nick says about Kyle's handlers when they kept refusing to let Kyle get on his show...and you take it to be true, then both the handler and nick agrees that nick is anchovy tier in the political sphere and they're getting desperate.

Based on salt from Barnes, he has had a shift in managers. Most of his advisors around the trial were legal and had more genuinely conservative advice to limit his exposure for his legal cases. He seems to have been wooed or surrounded by the big time names and people who want to capitalise on his name and story. These were the people who sent him to speak at events at 17.

What does a 17 year old have to say about politics that is useful?

He is the rightoid version of Greta Icesperg.

 

[S1apSh0es]

https://nickrekietaisnotablackfacelawyer.com/

Did George Ouzounian just do something legitimately funny in the year 2023?

If he brings up weird sex shit with Rittenhouse, I bet it'll go viral in the mainstream and on Tik Tok and millions of people's first impressions of Nick will be that he's a pervert. That's what typically happens when KR says something outlandish.

 

[Father Balldo]

He hasn't posted this early about a show on twitter in ages. I guess he thinks it's a big show and needs to act professional.
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15 minutes after the supposed start time and he's nowhere to be seen

 

[Neetorino]

ICANN says "Created: 2023-11-04 23:19:05 UTC"

So he's been planning Nick's section of the video for at least a month, that's amazing stuff right there.

Which is really funny cause if you remember what Nick says about Kyle's handlers when they kept refusing to let Kyle get on his show...and you take it to be true, then both the handler and nick agrees that nick is anchovy tier in the political sphere and they're getting desperate.

It also is a good reminder that two different sets of "professional managers" didn't want the "talent" they were in charge of to be anywhere Nick's show, being Kyle and Pippa. Back then it seemed like some weird bullshit behavior, now I'm curious what they saw that in Nick that caused both groups to dodge that bullet.