Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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Welcome to third generation illiteracy.

To translate: I should have just said some, instead of a lot.

Or to imitate an accent: Should’ve jus’ said some ‘stead of a lot.
This could also be the result of dodgy voice recognition. Remember that the Internet is full of phone posters these days.
 
That could be it. If he was doing his "feminine" voice, the voice recognition possibly had troubles understanding what he was trying to say
Since this is a troon, it's probably his poor impression of a retarded bimbo voice (that's what he thinks women sound like since guess what he gets 99% of his exposure to women from) that caused that. I can easily hear autistic vocal slurring mixing with a bad thot impression in a deep voice, creating MAN-made horrors beyond our comprehension that voice recognition simply tries to interpret as "Jesse".
 
Love the clueless training wheel tranny who went: “I’ve always seen ‘Lesbian’ as an umbrella term.”

Reminds me of back in the day in 8th grade when me and the lads joked about being Lesbians.

But this fucker is almost an adult and is serious. Yeah sure buddy: Lesbian is an umbrella term man! We’re all lesbians here on the farms and shit.

Goddamnit, kids deviants these days.
 
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Tranny gets called a faggot because he is a man playing on a women's esport team instead of playing on a men's team.
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"Waaaah, what am I supposed to do? Cope when other men call me a faggot instead of ruining something for women?!" Bro. Literally yes. You man up and do what respectable faggots do: cope when other men call you a faggot. You can still play on their team, faggot.
 
TiF upset that her TiM "girlfriend" is questioning his transition. Is upset that her relationship isn't T4T anymore.
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This is pretty much going to be the opposite of the typical post you might see like this lol, also idk if this is a good sub for this but this was the first one to come to mind since I stalk here often since I'm ftm.

Recently my boyfriend (was mtf, now doesn't really know) told me that he was struggling with his gender and wasn't sure if he was like fully a girl and just isn't sure about a lot of stuff related to his gender anymore. Ofc I'm being as supportive as I possibly can, I love him more than anything, but I just haven't been handling it well since he said that he might be cis, even though he still isn't sure.

He still enjoys femininity and wants to transition to a point (he's pre-anything, just wants to go on e), but him bringing up that he might be cis just scared me because us being t4t is just one of the things that I've enjoyed the most from our relationship. It makes me feel like I'm really understood and it's made me feel so much more comfortable with him than anyone else that I've ever been with because I never felt there would ever be any judgement from him. I still don't, but I'm scared that something might change for some reason? I think it's just me being irrationally fearful, especially since having a lot of bad experiences with cis men, but I can't help but be scared of it.

Another thing I'm really struggling with is that I just don't see him as a man in any way, he's just a girl to me and he has been basically since he came out to me (he came out to me when we barely knew each other still so there wasn't any sorta "getting used to it" on my part), and I'm scared that I'll never see him that way if he does end up being cis or even some mix of things and I'm scared it'll fuck with our relationship in some way. I've talked to him about it and he says he'll be patient with me if that's the case but I'm just terrified honestly, I don't want to lose him, I love him regardless of who he is.

I'm not even entirely sure why I'm making this post, I guess to just talk to someone? Hope that there's someone else that can relate? Looking for advice? I'm not sure but anything really is welcome.
...him bringing up that he might be cis just scared me because us being t4t is just one of the things that I've enjoyed the most from our relationship.
Real narc this one. Everything's about her feelings and the social points.
 
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Couldn't man up, so he transitioned... What a faggot!
People who start sobbing like this when insulted in an online game should feel ashamed of their wimpy selves. Grow up.
 
This is one of the things I like best about this site. The nature of the site is pretty damn good at keeping away most of the normies and children, making it exponentially easier to have conversations and behave like adults. Not to say it's perfect, but it's a lot better than most other sites these days.
I like to think of it as the forum equivalent of "an armed society is a polite society". You can come on here and argue any position you like without being banned for wrongthink as long as you don't shit up the board, but you'd better be ready for everyone else to call you a retarded autist if you start saying dumb shit.

Also the answer is Eye of the Tiger.
I was going to say Danger Zone, but that's a good one too.

"I've seen exactly one piece of furry art of somebody with a phallo like mine (not even a furry, they're just better at depicting diverse bodies so I knew they were the best shot)."
I mean, we have a thread where she could see all sorts of artistic depictions of transmasc phallos, but I'm not sure how affirming she'd find it.

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Ngl, I'm a bit surprised at this one only because I thought Genshin Impact was tranny central. Maybe the kids are all right after all.

Troon ally journalists with disability trying to get to the Brianna Ghey trial keeps getting cucked by the based railroad
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The utter self-centeredness and immaturity of people like this never fail to amaze me. Yes, the train is delayed because the universe has it out for you personally, and train tracks never get flooded in other countries, you whiny little bitch.
 
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All the more reason to have a tranny league. No team wants overly reactive loons who clearly can't be trusted to make good decisions, and it is only through having to put up with each other on a regular basis that some of them would eventually see the light.

I would give the tranny league at least 12 hours until it implodes due to infighting, the likes of which the world has never seen.

You can come on here and argue any position you like without being banned for wrongthink as long as you don't shit up the board, but you'd better be ready for everyone else to call you a retarded autist if you start saying dumb shit.
This is why we need to bring back public shaming and ridicule where it is deserved. Ever since society effectively outlawed shame—a legitimate human emotion—we have shit like these gross sex pests cropping up and fucking up everything. These faggots who constantly shout "IT'S SHE" with a miniskirt and a full beard would have been rightly mocked if they went out in public a couple of decades ago.

Ngl, I'm a bit surprised at this one only because I thought Genshin Impact was tranny central. Maybe the kids are all right after all.
It largely appeals to individuals who are attracted to cartoon children—excuse me, "short females"—so it naturally attracts all sorts of degens, many of whom are sick of these losers fucking up anything remotely positive in modern life. The loony troons are just a subset in the perverse pool of pedos.

short_female.pngYup, that's clearly a short female. Can't think of a more specific descriptor than that...
 
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Lil pooners clitdick is malfunctioning
>"I am experiencing a serious complication where the mere act of simple urination is unbearably painful."
>"DRINK MOAR WATER..."
:story:

The posts by these mutilated freaks begging for medical advice always amuse me, thanks to their brainless choice of source. It's akin to people consulting an African shaman for AIDS treatment, who then recommends fucking a virgin as a "cleansing measure."

Forget consulting real, non-pozzed doctors/shrinks, or even the wayward "doctors" they use (we Kiwis know their "doctors" are nothing more than quackish butchers). Forget WebMD, MedlinePlus, and NIH too. Nay, these heckin' valid wimminz and doods consult with the finest source of medical guidance there is to be had on planet earth in the year of Our Lord 2023...FUCKING REDDIT. This pooner is looking at her broken body (that she knows nothing about) the way a child frustratingly holds up a defective toy to a parent, hoping they can fix it. Only in this case, the "toy" is her genitalia and the "parent" is a cavalcade of fellow broken-bodied Reddit troons who offer erroneous tips spawned by their own poor understanding of their own anatomy. It's a woeful, yet hilarious iteration of the blind leading the blind, and I'd have a lot more pity if I didn't consider troons so fucking reprehensible. But they only have themselves to blame for that.
 
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