Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Twinkletard]

Curious why Kyle went on after Nick giggle snorted into his glass to ask what it's like to kill someone first go around.

to sell his book. It's not like good morning america is having him on to promote it.

 

[Swole McPole]

I didn't get the sense that this is a fight over money, but who knows. I only listened to one version of events.

And I only saw your summary of the issues. Where she surely seemed to spend a lot of time talking about how broke they were.

I just couldn't see why it would be any other way. If they were broke before the incident, why wouldn't they be broke after the incident?

So I just assumed that *they* thought Kyle had to be grifting his way into the Good Life. And they were a bit resentful that they were still living in dire poverty while Kyle was grifting high on the hog.

Didn't he raise a shedload via his GoFundMe? And wasn't there some argy-bargy about who was rightfully entitled to all that dough? But I assume that just covered his legal costs. Whoever managed to finally get their hands on it, his lawyers definitely earned it.

Imagine paying thousands of dollars in a failed attempt to fuck a cluster b balldo orbiter while literally living with mom (he does, doesn’t he? “IIRC”) in a world where prostitution exists

Come on, you and I know he was just serving up a $50 Canal Street Counterfeit to get in her pants.

Either that, or it was one of Cynthia's cast-offs that she'd given him to carry his sweaty jizz-stained underpants home in.

 

[RotPockets]

If mom was trailer trash before the incident, I'm not grasping why she wouldn't STILL be trailer trash afterwards?

Presumably it's this sense of entitlement that's the source of the disassociation?

This is the only time I’ve seen his mother.

 

[Swole McPole]

This is the only time I’ve seen his mother.

I can't see anything here. I just get a message that says 'No video with supported format and MIME type found'. Is there a plug-in I'm missing here?

 

[RotPockets]

I can't see anything here. I just get a message that says 'No video with supported format and MIME type found'. Is there a plug-in I'm missing here?

Seems to be working for me, if others can confirm it works for them that would be appreciated. It took quite a long time to get it actually uploaded.

 

[Local Wordmason]

So I just assumed that *they* thought Kyle had to be grifting his way into the Good Life. And they were a bit resentful that they were still living in dire poverty while Kyle was grifting high on the hog.

I can attest, I grew up in an area with a lot of trailer trash and low income white families. Most people I know that came from that kind of background are more than happy to fuck off to somewhere better and leave their shitty family behind when they get a good opportunity. Most of the parents eventually reconcile that they aren't entitled to their child's success, but there are some that get very bitter, and are usually the people that treated their kids the worst. I wouldn't be surprised at all if his trailer trash family are big mad about not getting the good life, but they cant frame it like they just want money, so they have to give other excuses. From the sounds of it they deserve to live in poverty with how they act. Kyle may be a grifter, but grifters make money.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

She's shitting up Sean's trial stream right now. Is she claiming disability or some bullshit? I don't know many mechanics who have time to chat during the day.

I know some hate it when Mandy gets brought up but she's now really trying to pollute sean's 'sektur' and I hate it, even if there's already too much retards in sean's server.

She went into sean's server early last month and was too retarded to get out of the welcome channel and kept talking there despite it's just for people to say hi so of course everyone just tells her to kys. This is from a search in sean's server sorted by new so they read from bottom to top.



She went mostly silent after that until about 3 days ago where she starts suicide baiting.

I can confirm all this happened. There was a meme that Mandy kept CGoody's balls in the Gucci purse he bought her.

I'll also add that most of these happened during Nick's more regular twitch streams before trial streams was a thing...back when he still played games and the audience count was only about 200+ so the chat there was much more readable and therefore got more attention by Nick so cgoody and mandy was larping as whatever in full force to the point where it got annoying and made me wonder who the fuck is this bitch that Nick keeps mentioning mid stream (I listen in background 90% of the time).

 

[Poop Shoot]

She went mostly silent after that until about 3 days ago where she starts suicide baiting.
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Small airtight box and a tank of helium. From what I’ve heard, it doesn’t even hurt.

 

[AltisticRight]

I can't see anything here. I just get a message that says 'No video with supported format and MIME type found'. Is there a plug-in I'm missing here?

Your browser is lacking codec.

Seems to be working for me, if others can confirm it works for them that would be appreciated. It took quite a long time to get it actually uploaded.
View attachment 5544575

Works for me.
Edit: It's a .mov format that's why. I'll fix it.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Seems to be working for me, if others can confirm it works for them that would be appreciated. It took quite a long time to get it actually uploaded.
View attachment 5544575

Normally I get this when someone posts from an apple device because weird apple codecs.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Oh fuck, he's going to watch this shit and comment? It's the Tweet streams all over again.

Also, wtf is with his voice? I know others have brought it up. But he barely streams, it's not the mass amount of talking he does.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

Oh fuck, he's going to watch this shit and comment? It's the Tweet streams all over again.

Also, wtf is with his voice? I know others have brought it up. But he barely streams, it's not the mass amount of talking he does.

He's replaced hours of streaming with hours of gargling black bull balls.

 

[Not Who You Think]

OFFICAL CALL FOR COLLABORATORS ON AN UPDATED OP FOR THIS THREAD!

Excellent news!

Unsure of the best way to help (I don't really have an area of expertise), but here is a basic list of notable events that could assist you:

Spoiler: List (sorta chronological)

Intro:
Family and friends
Schooling and work

Ascent:
Facebook to Youtube
Maddox
Weeb Wars
Mention of Drexel and someone "closer than Nick thinks" to explain the Kayla x Drexel thing
Rittenhouse
Jack Murphy
Depp vs. Heard

Decline:
Nick's bad day and open Mandy lust
Hedonism II
Balldos and Oversharing
Locals, Rumble, and Youtube suspensions/banning/comeback
Erection Night lead up to Bottle-Butts and Lewds (November)
Kiwis, Prudes, and Free Speech Woes
Montagraph Lawsuit
Hedonism II Discovered
Wife's Destroyed Body
New Car and Gay Bar (Underwear party)
Discord Discarded
Panoptes Lives!
Rittenhouse Interview
Clairebear Hacked
Cynthia the Human Husk
Drexel Megapost
Vegas Meetup
Nick's Gay OP
Give Send Go
Nick on Crowder (hasn't come back)
Speedng ticket
Faran's Leaked DM's (Hedo II and Sex dungeon)
Pippa, Coomalot, and a Bullet Dodged
DM disasters feat. PerceptionChek and Kalea
Never a Law Channel
Do you know Mandy?
Anime Matsuri attendance
Hedonsim II (the return)
Nick and Null: Nick's KF allegations earlier leading to showers of rage
Bible Camp and Cuties
Eric July
Nick Rekieta: Playboy/Comedian (standup, stripping for janny, and diaper fetish joke)
Poor Sean
Rittenhouse Take II

BONUS: Promises made/unkept during 2023 (need up to date list) to illustrate his relationship with his fans and highlight how lazy he's become.

The list is deceptively long as many of these events can be condensed under similar categories as they reference each other as natural narrative extensions. Following a somewhat looser chronology to give leeway to categorization by subject will provide readers with a one-stop-shop for relevant info and avoid taxing the reader's memory.

For example, rather than read about Hedonism II in 3 separate areas (the vacation itself, the KF discovery, and then Ricardo/Romaine all months apart) all the information can be succinctly categorized in the same place for the reader's convenience.

Similarly, professional connections affected by Nick's decline can be grouped together to demonstrate the trajectory of his career (Rittenhouse part I and II, losing Pippa and much of the anime community, only a one-off on Crowder, increased coom-streams with Camelot331). While they may be short/weaker entries on their own, when combined they demonstrate how things have changed for Nick overall.

Of course there are pros and cons to any approach, but in any case I look forward to seeing what this ends up looking like. Just let me know if you could use an extra hand.

Also, I think a time-lapse with images of Nick looking worse over time at the start of the OP would be funny. I've seen them around here periodically and they would definitely fit the theme.

 

[Spaded Dave]

Also, wtf is with his voice? I know others have brought it up. But he barely streams, it's not the mass amount of talking he does.

He's still using his throat just as much as he did before.

 

[RotPockets]

She went mostly silent after that until about 3 days ago where she starts suicide baiting.

Allow me to elucidate: Click to shuffle off this mortal coil.

Spoiler: Final Solution

Nembutal

 

[keke]

I was not a Nick fan prior to the Vic Lasagna case. I think I saw maybe one or two of his videos / streams prior to that, so I was not living the lore. That said, I was a BPITU and Maddox fan prior to the dissolution of the podcast. (I'm old and the Best Page in the Universe and Maddox's first book were both comedy gold, in the day.)

Trying to piece this together (look, I've been busy), it feels like there were signs of Balldoman being a scumbag back in the day, but he is was a lawyer. Is this Maddox stuff with Rackets a big deal, or is it a nothingburger but Maddox being butthurt and trying to clown 5 years too late?

It’s not a big deal in the sense anything is brand new, it just confirms more of the same hypocrisies. And yes, signs he was a scumbag back in the day. Page 2682 has clips and context.

Oh fuck, he's going to watch this shit and comment? It's the Tweet streams all over again.

Also, wtf is with his voice? I know others have brought it up. But he barely streams, it's not the mass amount of talking he does.

It’s so weird how he just absorbs Dicks enemies as his own. Does the exact same passive aggressive ‘Maddox has gifted us’ shit as Juju does.

 

[AltisticRight]

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Normally I get this when someone posts from an apple device because weird apple codecs.

2:17 minutes clip that's over 180MB, learn how to downsize your clips.

 

[Swole McPole]

Works for me.
Edit: It's a .mov format that's why. I'll fix it.

That was it. I've got the Quicktime codecs installed and it works for me in Chrome, or I can download it and play it but it doesn't show up in Firefox.

Apparently, Quicktime has been iffy in Firefox since they did away with the Quicktime extension years ago.

Now that I know how to deal with it, I can figure it out. It was something I saw quite a lot so I was finding it frustrating. Thanks for the help/

 

[3MMA]

Oh fuck, he's going to watch this shit and comment? It's the Tweet streams all over again.

Also, wtf is with his voice? I know others have brought it up. But he barely streams, it's not the mass amount of talking he does.

Are these liver spots coming in?

It’s so weird how he just absorbs Dicks enemies as his own. Does the exact same passive aggressive ‘Maddox has gifted us’ shit as Juju does.

I noticed that slip, too. The fact that Nick thinks this way proves that Balldo is a weird dicklicker for Juju, caught up in some us versus them mentality BS. Nick jumping on Juju’s bandwagon isn’t something to brag about. What a weirdo loser, and a little young to be getting liver spots already.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Was Nick invited? Will he even show up if he was?


Edit: Gosney joined the stream.