Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 51 16.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.5%

  • Total voters
    318
Does anyone have a link to the Rittenhouse interview along with timestamps for awkward moments in it? I don't know if it was the Rittenhouse interview, the woman senator interview, or both where his chat asked the guest about futanari and I want to see how the awkward situation transpired.
 
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"What have I become? A mere balldo of a man."
 
Confession Time: I have been interfering with Nick Rekieta's personal life for months now, I thought he was cool dunking on DuncanCantDie but I became disillusioned with his drunken behavior and failing to dox all of his libtard complainants... and so his kid's soccer coach has removed them from the starting lineup thanks to my threats. I understand Josh being frustrated with Nick being unable to name his harasser, his butt puckers at the thought of me, his domme learning that my little anime lawyer subbie-slut is crying to Josh to correct the record, but I will continue to spread lies, misinformation & the cheeks of the worst lawyer in Minnesota because no one can stop me. I text him at 3AM, I gaslight him, and I fuck his wife while he's passed-out drunk in her clothes, and send the photos to Drexel so he can beat off to it.

You can't stop me Nick. You don't even want me to stop. You're just struggling to delay the orgasm. Talk 2 u soon bby
 
Kyle Rittenhouse sister Faith Rittenhouse say Rekieta is going to be irrelevant in 4 years and will not be around. (Yo, Elisa clip this)

Credit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ex-HqmLaml0

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Don't have the full context but it sounds less like she's saying Balldo will be gone and more like she's saying Balldo and other grifters like him will dump Kyle once he's no longer popular in the mainstream in a few years.

Also, does Kyle have two sisters as she looks completely different from the one during the trials.

Edit: Looks like he does have two sisters and this is the one on the far right? She lost weight.
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Don't have the full context but it sounds less like she's saying Balldo will be gone and more like she's saying Balldo and other grifters like him will dump Kyle once he's no longer popular in the mainstream in a few years.

Also, does Kyle have two sisters as she looks completely different from the one during the trials.

Edit: Looks like he does have two sisters and this is the one on the far right? She lost weight.
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Wait, I did not notice that her older sister Faith lost a lot of weight in 2 years. Good call, since Kyle Rittenhouse is still in his 20s, gain a lot of weight in 3 years.
 
Nick did another LOCALS stream:

- Someone sent him a 'werid, complex' legal question.

- The internet is a 'nudge' and 'background effect' on people's life, and it has been affecting some IRL people in his life recently. The good people just ignore the rumours. He has lost 0 friends, over it, he wants to be clear.

- ReaverTown told him to 'cover trials, talk theology, ans stop degeneracy' to stop his issues. Nick says he cannot do trials because of his family schedule. He is doing Courtney Clemmey becuase he is interested in it. The rest have been lame.

- Everything falls on his wife and nanny during a trials stream and their original agreement was that he would work 4-5 hours a night then be there to assist with kids. He also had to teach his Thursday class, and he wants to keep his word to them. He did not build his show on trials, so he will stick with the night show over trials. His wife teaches basic music theory classes.

- A repeat of his plan to teach the co-op kids both sides of constitution issues like abortion, 2A, marriage, and Religous Freedom/1A so they can argue it at uni or work. He is going to eliminate morality from the table in his arguments bexuase that handicaps conservative Christians in arguments--he will replace it with 'muh property rights' for Lolbert talking points.

- He might produce the content is video form for LOCALS. He will do the other 3 'soon'. He wants to do the religion streams. He does not want to present himself as an expert or teacher with any of the. He just wants to have conversations and maybe have an expert on. He does not want to change minds or comvert.

Add another promise to the list...

- Nick is pro-life and supports total state abortion bans, but he will never blame women. He will go hard against policy makers, doctors, and the like, because they are victims and many, many are coerced into it.

- Nick says it is not against his faith to talk about sex and sex toys. People have a stigma about it, but it is not against faith if it is in marriage, and people online distort what it is. Nick was purposefully trying to counter Red Pill with 'mild pushback' and people construed it as something else.

- Nick did not want a lot of kids, originally. Thr wide was the one who wanted them becuase of her large family. She convinced him to have more, and he would bot

- ReaverTownin chat pushed back on his plan to talk morality and deneracy before trying to do his advice and moral streaming. He called them a fag and re-interated his points above on how anything within marriage is fair game and what it supposed to happen if you are both alright with it. Christians are too repressed. Nick said he still likes Reaverton becuase they are long-time fan.

- His content shift to talk 'relationships' had a LOT of support because most people (himself included) find most law content boring. Clippers have miscast him and his attempts to talk about degeneracy as formong the majority of the show and most of it has has been response to quesrions OTHER PEOPLE ask him. Most Christians make marriage a 'death contract' that conservatives want them to be where you NEVER have fun...

Lol! No... No, it has not...

- He said he likes to go out with his wife and they go out, and he has a 'naturally flirty' manner to talk and buys people's drinks when he gets one for him and his wife. He likes to ingratiate himself during social situations. That leads to 'signals' from others that he ignored or turns down. He COULD take people home, but he DOESN'T. He sees nothing wrong with this because he is not TRYING to pick people up, and the fact that it happens all the time is not bad. People have made a mountain out of a mole hill and it is not morally inconsistent with his previous stated morals.

- He claims both of them were virgins when they met.

I do not think this matches with what he has previously said...

- He takes blame for talking about 'risqué' things he and his wife have done to fuel the speculations, but he says it is blown out of proprtion. Religion says you can do party things and take Jello body shots, then have to get married and stop having fun and act totally different. He and his wife acted one way in uni that they could not with children, but now with older kids they can do some of it.

- He loves when people bring criticisms to hik in LOCALS because he can responsd in a safe place and way to explain them. Be dies not get upset when people bring them up. He considers them all in 'good faith'.

- Thursday he might be on with Dick (and Vito) to tall about the Maddox video.
 
Show of hands for those who give any fucks whatsoever about the Dick-Maddox beef in 2023. They're like two senile men shouting at each other from across the old folks home, "No you're a nigger! No YOU'RE a nigger!" then wondering why no one visits.
I enjoy seeing Nick further expose himself as Dicks gimp which is what that beef provides on his end.
Thursday he might be on with Dick (and Vito) to tall about the Maddox video.
Anyone who watches that to document here has my respect, can’t imagine a more insufferable trio to listen to, on a topic that brings out the worst in them all. Bless.
 
- Thursday he might be on with Dick (and Vito) to tall about the Maddox video.
Ah yes, pedo-guarding the internet. RekietaLaw has always been a channel focused on giving platforms to (alleged, self-proclaimed) pedos. Why, the nose haters are just projecting onto Balldoman what the channel has always been about... Dick.
 
- Everything falls on his wife and nanny during a trials stream and their original agreement was that he would work 4-5 hours a night then be there to assist with kids. He also had to teach his Thursday class, and he wants to keep his word to them. He did not build his show on trials, so he will stick with the night show over trials. His wife teaches basic music theory classes.

This is such an immature perspective. When you're making $20,000 a week by working during the day, then you work during the day. If that changes your family's schedule, then your family adapts. At $20,000/week you can hire someone to fill in where you are no longer available. Hell, at that rate, he could hire an actual practicing lawyer to step in and teach the Constitutional Law class!

And when you've hired a nanny - she's being paid for things to fall on her. It's literally her job to take care of things.

One of the big benefits of homeschooling is that you control your schedule. You can teach your kids in the evening if you want. You can be flexible around other things in your life. You can prioritize more important things, like the job that (in cases where you aren't having everything covered by a trust fund) keeps the roof over y'alls' heads. Homeschooling is usually a thing that a mother does by herself while her husband is out of the house working. For Kayla not to be able to manage that while having the help of a nanny is really embarrassing.

And if Nick wants to fall back on what his show was built on, then find some legal documents to read, you flipping tard. His show absolutely was not built on complaining about how hard his life is and trying to undermine black comic creators.

What a loser.
 
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Wait, I did not notice that her older sister Faith lost a lot of weight in 2 years. Good call, since Kyle Rittenhouse is still in his 20s, gain a lot of weight in 3 years.
While I'm not disagreeing that he chonked up he did go through some really horrible shit including having an actual faggot trying to fuck him over for political clout. Kyle hasn't gone full lunchbox yet and he's got time to right his course unlike certain 40 year olds.
 
- He claims both of them were virgins when they met.

I do not think this matches with what he has previously said...
Now you incel prude, you should know that Nick and Kayla were "virgins when [they] got married" and "exclusive, monogamous and each other's one and only"


Clip Channelgeddon the DramaSpergFest, Vegas, David Schneider Lies to the Court, WTF Wednesday (March 2nd. 2023)
at around 50:50

Now just because Nick said that they were "virgins when [they] got married" doesn't mean that they "waited until [their] wedding night." He obviously didn't say that.


Clip Channelgeddon the DramaSpergFest, Vegas, David Schneider Lies to the Court, WTF Wednesday (March 2nd. 2023)
at around 1:21:00

I also found this rare picture of Nick sitting on a wall. His nose is a bit short in it, but it started to grow soon after.
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His family is also dysgenic looking. They look like pig-human hybrids.

When Vase de Noces (aka The Pig Fucking Movie) was first released, the title that all the UK newspapers referred to it as was 'Pig/Man Mongrel'. Consequently, it took me years when the internet came along to actually discover the film's real name.

But ever since then, I've never seen anyone that resembled a pig-human hybrid and not been able to think of them as Pig/Man Mongrel.
 
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