🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Noproblemo]

How did he lose weight so fast? Ozempic? Is Ralph's gut paralyzed now?

 

[Cucktry Roads]

How did he lose weight so fast? Ozempic? Is Ralph's gut paralyzed now?

People forget that Ralph's got the heart of a gunt (and the liver of an alcoholic).

 

[Fornicario]

"Yew can't tell it's edited, I got rid of almost all the shadoss, BISH!"

 

[Fannyscum]

"Yew can't tell it's edited, I got rid of almost all the shadoss, BISH!"

Filtered or not, Ralph has the bingo wings of a 60yr old lunch lady. He looks like a sugar-glider in this photo:


His chunt is becoming saggy and lopsided:


GROSS!

 

[Flaycreak]

I know you're reading this, Ralph. I just want to remind you that you let your whore mother die alone; you ate shit from Faith's colon; and, you're a cuckold who watched your wife get pleasured by a smelly Mexican because your cock is small, and you don't know how to use it so you had to get a real man to do it while you watched.

 

[AltisticRight]

How did he lose weight so fast? Ozempic? Is Ralph's gut paralyzed now?

 

[Rage Pig]

A horse is a horse of course of course
And no one can talk to a horse of course.
That is of course unless the horse
Files for divorce.

 

[Nontent Poisoning]

Filtered or not, Ralph has the bingo wings of a 60yr old lunch lady. He looks like a sugar-glider in this photo:
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His chunt is becoming saggy and lopsided:
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GROSS!

The gunt has become the flap

 

[Near]

A horse is a horse of course of course
And no one can talk to a horse of course.
That is of course unless the horse
Files for divorce.
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Those stupid EDUCATED WHORES won't clean up my piss bottles! LITERALLY and FIGURATIVELY the end of the traditional American family.

 

[LimeRikki]

Ralph's gunt is now freely flapping
Those cigs got his appetite napping
Or gastric bypass
Sucked fat out his ass
Now he thinks his looks are quite strapping

 

[Raven-621]

Ralph went from looking like a teratoma to looking like a neutered dog’s ballsack lmao

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

How did he lose weight so fast? Ozempic? Is Ralph's gut paralyzed now?

It has seemed sober, if the weight loss had happened a little slower I might be willing to consneed that he did it all natural. The quickness of it though... I think its ozempic...

 

[AncientPhosphur]

How did he lose weight so fast? Ozempic? Is Ralph's gut paralyzed now?

Cigarettes, cut back on booze, and most importantly there isn’t a woman he can order around to literally spoon feed him. Ralph being naturally lazy won’t go out for food and thinks in such short impulsive terms probably isn’t keeping a full fridge let alone cooks.

 

[Fornicario]

He reminds me of a tick starving between hosts.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Hey Ralph if you really want a challenge, go to a beach and take your shirt off.

 

[Fornicario]

Hey Ralph if you really want a challenge, go to a beach and take your shirt off.

Kick it up a notch and leave the murse at home. You can't possibly lose shit in your pockets, Kang. Or maybe that complex task is beyond you.

 

[Fornicario]

Flex what your money pays for Ralph, stop being a coy faggot and just show us the whores. They can’t be worse than Mantsu.

A lot of outcall escorts don't like candid shots. Makes it too easy to identify if they get their pro card publicized.

EDIT: I can't figure out how to merge this shit.

 

[AnOminous]

A lot of outcall escorts don't like candid shots. Makes it too easy to identify if they get their pro card publicized.

Yet more proof this fat faggot is flexing on hiring Third World skank hos.

 

[Winston Niles Rumfoord]

How did he lose weight so fast? Ozempic? Is Ralph's gut paralyzed now?

Unfiltered Mexican Tap Water.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

How's this nigga be looking like a deflated beach ball old Gen X burn out on vacation but still have the ego and belligerent swagger of The Gunt? It's not the same anymore!