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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.4%
  • lol no

    Votes: 327 92.6%

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Screencap of Gunts post. Took out the time to write this stupid drivel while the hooker he booked was most likely staring at her smartphone. Bored and disgusted like in all those restaurant pics he posts I would assume. Anglin broke up with Walph after his fallout with the Nicker. Piggy tries hard to reconcile, in a very faggoty way.
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"the King of the Sector"
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There's plenty more, you get the idea.
 
Is that meighs "wedding dress"? The resemblance is close and I could see Ralph being petty/pathetic enough to give a prostitute his wife's floozy fit as some sort of gotcha.

Lol. No woman with big tits and ass would ever fit into May’s cheap 90’s prom wedding dress. I don’t think her dress could survive more than a few wears. It’s the type of dress you throw away because dry cleaning costs more than buying a new one.
 
There's an old saying that goes "When it comes to women, successful men don't hunt, they fish". What that means is that men who are successful with women craft the best bait and the fish (women) come to them. Fishermen don't stalk and spy, they relax and wait. As a bait Ralph, you are the equivalent of putting a live shark on the end of your hook. Only the stupidest of fish will get within biting distance. That's why you find yourself having to creep and simp in order to get even a crumb of attention from these broads.
 
Apparently she wrote an article praising Fuentes but shit talking Ralph? Plus the unforgivable crime of being a woman. Couldn't find it myself but I'm phone posting.
She's an absolute raving lunatic but still I'd bet on her in an intellectual or, for that matter, a physical fight with the hollerin hog.
 
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Apparently she wrote an article praising Fuentes but shit talking Ralph? Plus the unforgivable crime of being a woman. Couldn't find it myself but I'm phone posting.
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Could of been something to do with this? Looking at it from Ralph's point of view, every post is an alog and the only ones that haven't directly named him is a disciplined alog. He's both been a AF cuck and Anti-AF incel. Plus a woman taking shots at his insecurities indirectly makes his wonky pig slits see red.
 
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Apparently she wrote an article praising Fuentes but shit talking Ralph? Plus the unforgivable crime of being a woman. Couldn't find it myself but I'm phone posting.
Here is the link to the article.

Here is what she wrote on Ralph:
I bring this up because I just spent the last several days watching the back catalog of Ethan Ralph try to drum up a mob to destroy Nick Fuentes.

This is one of those instances where Nick and I have dealt with similar bullshit, but him on a much larger scale than I.

And I think a lot of people on the Internet who take any sort of controversial, dissident positions have to deal with stuff like this. I wish I had known that when it happened to me, I would have felt so much less alone.

I had this crazy idea that when I was working and trying to teach an audience and accomplish goals, I would be surrounded by adults, just like in my offline life.

Instead, I found myself in high school. I didn’t like high school the first time, much less going through it again 20 years later with much larger stakes.

If you’ve never heard of Ethan Ralph, he’s a trash podcaster with a trash following, a cross between Idiocracy and Bad Girls Club. He’s the low-IQ bully who believes cruelty and crudity are things to be admired.

He’s like the male Chrissie Mayr, someone who’s not funny but laughs at all their own jokes.

There are creators for everyone on the Internet, and stupid people need content to consume too. But I’m pretty sure my IQ has dropped at least 25 points in the last week from the amount of his content I’ve consumed to understand what happened. And Ethan Ralph has no shortage of stupid people who are willing to lap up his content to distract them from how much they hate themselves and their real lives.

He has an audience that he wields as a weapon against anyone who crosses him. And he was massively crossed by Nick Fuentes.

Here’s the TLDR: About four months ago, Nick banned Ethan off of his streaming platform Cozy after Ethan showed up drunk to an event Nick was hosting and caused problems. Ethan was the 2nd largest streamer on the platform behind Nick himself, so you might imagine that this caused some controversy.

Ethan responded by making it his mission to use his streams and his audience to destroy Nick, his political movement, and get as many people to leave his audience as possible and side with Ethan in the great divorce.

After watching dozens of hours of his content, I feel like I can sum up Ethan’s argument like this:

Nick is gay (I’ve never heard a supposedly straight man talk about someone else’s sex life so much in my life).

Nick supported the wrong people (even though Ethan said nothing about it when it happened and only brought it up later when Nick had pissed him off).

Nick has controversial opinions (duh).

Everyone who disagrees with Ethan should put a gun in their mouth (he literally says this)

Not only did Ethan go after Nick, he also went after anyone who supported Nick, from other streamers to Nick’s fans, taking pride in doxing multiple people associated with Nick who hadn’t done anything to Ethan as revenge.

He delivered an ultimatum that if people didn’t leave Nick by a certain date, there would be hell to pay.

Nick refused to engage him and told people not to give Ethan attention.

I’m not suggesting that I think Nick handled every decision leading up to all of this, or after it started, perfectly. I don’t think he did - there were much better ways to handle things, even if Ethan would have ended up flying off the handle regardless (as low-IQ people are prone to do).

But I can forgive Nick because he’s 25-years-old. Newsflash: 25-year-olds fuck up sometimes.

Ethan Ralph is in his late 30s, but acts half his age at best. It’s like he never left high school.
 
A cross between Idiocracy and Bad Girls Club. He’s the low-IQ bully

He’s like the male Chrissie Mayr, someone who’s not funny but laughs at all their own jokes.
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:story: Good job proving her Bad Girls comment. Once again Ethan's Strategy is to walk into his opponents points like a cartoon character stepping on a series of rakes. I don't think he liked that Chrissie comparison seeing how the last interaction between those two went.
 
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:story: Good job proving her Bad Girls comment. Once again Ethan's Strategy is to walk into his opponents points like a cartoon character stepping on a series of rakes. I don't think he liked that Chrissie comparison seeing how the last interaction between those two went.
LOL Ralph you really are a short nigger ain’t you.
Keep Xittering, asshole.
 
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:story: Good job proving her Bad Girls comment. Once again Ethan's Strategy is to walk into his opponents points like a cartoon character stepping on a series of rakes. I don't think he liked that Chrissie comparison seeing how the last interaction between those two went.
Bwahaha, she’s right on target. Which is why Ralph’s little sissy ass is going off trying to act like some big scary menacing dude, she touched a nerve. His widdle feeeelings are hurt, haha.
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I bet all his chins are still quivering in rage.
 
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:story: Good job proving her Bad Girls comment. Once again Ethan's Strategy is to walk into his opponents points like a cartoon character stepping on a series of rakes. I don't think he liked that Chrissie comparison seeing how the last interaction between those two went.
Ralph's response reminds of exactly that, a cartoon character. Specifically Bugs Bunny quoting Groucho Marx.

"Of course you know..... this means war!"

 
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Apparently she wrote an article praising Fuentes but shit talking Ralph? Plus the unforgivable crime of being a woman. Couldn't find it myself but I'm phone posting.
Considering that Borysenko is a deranged lunatic, it's pretty impressive that she managed to write such a fitting description shortly after diving into the Ralphalore. Piggy's gonna milk this the whole week, a welcome distraction from watching CNN clips.
Edit: She also describes his audience perfectly.
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This situation is bewildering.

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been trying to find some real talk about ethan's weight loss so sorry if this has all been covered, but how did he do it?

dont get me wrong he probably looks like a butchers shop window under the shirt but he has definitely lost a lot of weight quickly especially for someone as old and drug addled as he is

cool story back in 2008 i lost 50kg over 6 months (160kg down to 110kg, but im at least 2 feet over 5'1" so i probably lost at least what my doctor insists on calling a "one quarter Ethan, assuming 1.5 Ralphpounds per kilo") probably lost a similarly scaled amount and 6 months after that i nearly died (gastro specialists words not mine) from gallstones because i had lost the weight too fast. mad props to the dietician and doctor that observed this over 6 months and told me good work keep buying tony ferguson diet packets please

is it just mexican ozempic? i dunno what the cool kids are taking these days but a few years ago here duramine was the appetite suppressant of choice, especially among recovering/active crackhead stay at home mums. because if the answer is just "amphetamines" then i'd rather get my moneys worth with a proper crack addiction

asking for myself who was recently inspired by the knowledge that if even ethan ralph can muster the will to lose the fucking weight so can i
 
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